Megan Fox has recently released a poetry book, because she’s a fag who writes poetry, that I am sure isn’t good poetry, since no poetry is good.

Because of the book release, she’s doing a lot of media, like she’s finally paid her dues for the problems she caused back in the peak of her career that got her cancelled and ignored. Forced into a life with David from 90210 breeding her in the dungeon he kept her in. Assuming she’s not a tranny and is able to actually breed.

I believe the conspiracy that she’s a dude, that she’s been marketed to people as a hot chick in her early years as some sort of troll or stunt from the satanic regime that runs Hollywood, you know a little jester shit to confuse people, so I am not all that surprised that she looks like a tranny Kardashian in efforts to maintain some sort of hotness.

She’s always been re-worked, plastic surgery ridden, fake hot chick, it’s that now that she’s old, it’s way more obvious, almost like a parody of what she was, like if you were to draw her on the pier during your summer job as a caricature artist back in the early 2000s, you’d come up with something like this….and really a lot of rich old chicks have this same Kardashian face look, so it’s not all that shocking or interesting, it’s just not very hot, even with the nips out, but at least she’s trying, even though she should be sent back to the dungeon where she belongs.

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