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2023

09

Nov

Helen Flanagan’s Tits are Back of the Day

Helen Flanagan is a busty UK Glamour model with big fucking tits she decided to use in the peak of Glamour Model times to land herself a professional athlete, which worked.

The reason that Helen Flanagan is interesting, besides having big tits, not rockin’ grey British skin and rotting teeth, while being the perfect level of cheesy and trashy to succeed as a Glamour Model, is that she had a career as an actor before doing the Glamour Model thing.

So she was working on the longest running show on TV, that has made me want to rip my eyes out every Sunday here in Canada where they air the show for at least 40 years, Coronation Street, a soap opera about working class Brits..which I’d assume would be the dream job for a British actor since they’ll keep you working for 40 more years, like getting the job at the factory with a pension.

Meaning, she was IN, and said “fuck this, I have tits, let’s have fun”….

Apparently, she’s back on the show now, since she’s old and the GLAMOUR model days are behind her, but that doesn’t mean she can’t get into some lingerie and be a whore on the internet like old times, especially in this whore era they call the “creator economy”.

She doesn’t have an Onlyfans, she’s got a rich husband and a job, but that doesn’t mean she shouldn’t have an OnlyFans since she’s still hot and freaks will pay to sext with an Indian call center employee who runs her DMs for her.

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