Megan Fox is like 55 years old. You may forget that for about 24 years she was AWOL in the dungeon that Brian Austin Green from 90210 kept her in, before being released to Machine Gun Kelly where the mom of a dozen kids decided that she should live her best porn looking life at 65 years old.

Thanks to the help of face fillers, face filters, social media augmented reality, some pink hair dye to cover-up the greys, she’s managed to turn into whatever the fuck this is….

I’m just not sure it’s still Megan Fox…like how much of this is the real Megan Fox and how much is added on bullshit to give this weird fucking porn chick effect…

Not to mention, who the fuck even dresses like this outside of gutter instagram sugar babies crying for attention….

I mean she’s supposed to be Megan Fox, but is she even still Megan Fox….who knows, it’s weird….

Don’t stare at the fake eyes too long, they’ll make you glitch the fuck out…and possibly steal your soul..

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