The most insane Denise Richards news comes from her ongoing divorce, where the husband, who helped launch her OnlyFans has asked for 50% of the revenue of the OnlyFans, because she makes 300k per month.

It just goes to show you the power of the pervert losers out there with a credit card who get sucked into bullshit content. That is why OF has made 10s of billions of dollars for whores, it’s because of YOU the buyer who has allowed it and who is pathetic enough to support that bullshit….

It’s not fulfilling, it’s empty, it’s just a sign of the sad technological times we live in….but it worked out well for her.

The rumor is that she was a lowkey Heidi Fleiss girl, who still worked in movies and had celebrity, but made more money whoring. It’d be hard to prove, but the Sheen documentary didn’t really disprove any of those theories.

Not to mention, I was told that information by a private investigator, who acted like it was common knowledge.

The idea of a set of tits that has been in movies, but that still need to whore on the side is really not all that crazy.

People like money and fucking, so why not maximize earnings….

Anyway, Richards dressed up for Halloween, which thanks to her face injections is EVERYDAY, but she put on a little costume we’d called AIDS WHORE, but since we are nice and supportive towards women here, we’ll call it “Fairy and Playboy Bunny”….

FUN.

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I think the expression is KILL IT WITH FIRE…but the shower gets in the way of that tactic….so instead, you may just have to jerk off to it. I’m sure you’ve done worse.

There should be something criminal about Denise Richards producing jerk off material.

Or her very weird audience who have a very specific fetish built on jerking off to celebs they once jerked off to in their golden years should be criminals….and they probably are because that is some weird shit to jerk off to….

It’s up there with necrophilia, or other grave robbing, desecrating a body, disrespecting a body, moving a body illegally because you’re not a licensed funeral home director….or coroner…

This is ZOMBIE apocalypse self produced smut that makes me feel uncomfortable or at least concerned, since I have a pretty strong stomach to this gross shit thanks to having been on the internet as long as I have…desensitized….

However, unlike the simple minds who keep getting weirder and weirder with their porn fetishes, I can observe these things at arm’s length and appreciate or realize how gross they are….we’re not trying to level up here, we’re more about staring at the train crash.

If you don’t think that mouth, or that “seductive” face is more of a demon trying to eat your fucking soul while distracting you with it’s shitty old lady botched tits, you’re fucking crazy…

My only real concern in all this is that if you get her wet after midnight, she will officially turn into the Gremlin…

I mean she’s already half way there.

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While real celebrities are in Paris for Fashion week, being fancy, high profile, fashionable….

Denise Richards is producing awkward granny smut for her exclusive content site because apparently there are die hard Richards fans who pay her monthly in hopes of chatting with her, even though she just has AI chatbots do the chatting for her, it’s the OF scam.

The reason I think Denise Richards work is more relevant, on brand, a sign of the times is because in a recessionary, high inflation, low disposable income time, whoring seems to thrive…..while things like luxury fashion die off.

You can buy a sweatshirt at the thrift store for 3 dollars that someone died in, making it more exciting and possibly haunted….or you can go to walmart and spend 20 dollars on a sweatshirt….you do not need to spend 1000 dollars on the same sweatshirt that is branded by some asshole fashion brand scamming you….

But you don’t hold back on spending on pussy….

That being said, Denise Richards exclusive content porn is so bad it feels like a parody, an SNL skit, SATIRE….and that makes it more fun…..

When it’s probably just an old whore trying to adapt to new whore technology and doing it badly….which also makes it funny.

So Richards may be bottom feeding trash, but she’s more relevant or at least on the pulse of what the world wants than those other fashion cunts who think they are important being invited to bullshit fashion shows….

Get with the times!

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I don’t know how Denise Richards’ zombie tit, which was pretty much a half nipple in previous titty content she was producing for her exclusive content channels, in order to give the weirdest fucking fan base of super fans something exciting for their money…..

I mean how fucking weird do you have to be to be a Denise Richards fanboy at this stage in the game?

How fucking weird do you have to be to be such a fan you pay her a monthly fee to see shitty nudes of her rough looking 50 year old body?

TELL ME…I need to know…

So along with Zombie Tits, she’s got a Zombie Face, because she’s managed to face edit herself so hard that her face color is lifeless, robotic, AI, technology done badly cuz she’s a fucking boomer…

She decided to hit us with some YOGA, some UPSIDE down tit and it’s not very exciting, besides her nipple having been reattached….a celebration in near dead tit.

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Denise Richards is pretty fucking old, but that is not stopping her from producing racy content for her fans, showcasing things like her 50+ pussy from behind. The mom lips dangling between her legs like some sort of pinata ready to be beat up with your stick, only for Charlie Sheen’s aids to come pouring out instead of candy.

It’s some church bells ringing after the funeral of some terrible accidented corpse…it’s a set of balls on a pure bred dog you know they’re planning on breeding….it’s a fucking hide-a-bed ready to be unfolded and climbed into for a comfy sleep…those pussy lips are a fucking camper van ready to start a vanlife youtube channel…the thickness is impressive…

The truth is, I like a fat outer pussy lips from behind kind of pussy, the upside down V between each lip is basically the modern day thigh gap, I am just a little terrified of Denise Richards doing this kind of thing….I’ve seen older, I’ve seen worse, so I guess it’s better Denise is doing it than not…so I definitely endorse this venture.

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In a world where normies, I’m talking the most basic average looking mid-level middle aged midsized bitch is walking around with half of her asshole exposed, because the hemorrhoids dangle out of the short shorts….

A known hollywood whore, who bred with Charlie Sheen a notorious whore lover, showing what could be the fat build up around her labia, her body’s defence mechanism from infecting the world with her pussy shrapnel, or the off-gassing, or the chemtrails…you know doing all it can to keep that shit contained…..doesn’t seem like that crazy a concept…even if she’s 100 fucking years old, rich and not necessarily in need of this kind of content because she doesn’t have a heroin addiction or gambling addiction that ate all her money. If anything, her addiction is money and she’ll do anything she can for it.

Point of the story, Denise Richards is fun.

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I don’t know why I document Denise Richards in her retirement. I am not drawn to leathery elderly women who have a lot of mileage, but I guess it’s for the comedic aspect of a once very famous personality, married to a heavy fucking earner with AIDS, turning to seeing nudes for fun, or as a cash grab, when she’s seemingly already got cash.

Is Denise really that broke? Or is she just like the moms you see at the grocery stores in Beverly Hills, not that I’ve ever been to Beverly Hills, but I can just assume that the moms are all miserable whores who had kids to solidify their place as whores, since the rich dudes are stuck with them, so now they’re forced to raise kids and in turn compete with the kids for the male attention…

Is old lady on OF with all the surgery and RING LIGHTS to do all they can to pretend they are still young the modern day mom in YOGA PANTS pretending they are still young, competing with their daughters, bonding in their whoredom…

It’s ALMOST fascinating, but also super fucking boring.

How about her daughter’s bolt on tits!

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Make-up’s not going to save whatever the fuck the hackjob she’s done to her zombie tits throughout her career with fake tits.

In another era, the men’s blogs would write something about how applying make-up to Denise Richards’ tit would be a dream job. They would build off that and hit you with a zinger.

She’s got an old lady zombie tit that has the scars and battle woulds from a life well lived, a tit well used and weather.

It’s probably a good thing that she’s a titty model for her cash grab whoring, because if the tits look like this, we can only imagine what the zombie cunt would look like, but there’s never a vagina too leathery for me to look at.

In this era, it’s probably safe to say that applying make-up to Denise Richards tit would still be a dream job….because no titty too old or dead for me to spend my days powdering, it’s 90s percent of the reason I wanted to work at a funeral home, the other 10 percent was for the orgasms.

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I don’t know about you, but I spent a lot of time in some pretty ghetto strip clubs in my time.

If they were in Vegas, and they weren’t, they’d be a few hours off the strip in some random homeless shelter or squatter’s basement.

I am talking bottom of the barrel, end of the fucking world, garbage places that the nastiest of girls would suck your dick for 20 bucks or less.

The dudes in there were either old or homeless trying to stay warm on cold winter nights, because it was where the cheap beer was. There wasn’t even organized crime or gangsters in the place because it was so fucking forgotten and the women who worked there looked to be about as neglected as the place, which had the stinging mold smell, mismatched chairs that made no sense, carpeting that I am sure housed all kinds of disease…it was just all around sad…

The lap dance booths were on old mattresses that they likely found in back alleys, which I always felt pretty fucking weird about, but you know, if you’re in a place like that, you gotta commit to the really sad dream.

Anyway, Denise Richards’ ass reminds me of those sad, gross, dumpy, old, forgotten women…

The weird thing is that Denise Richards is doing this by choice, like she’s chose to be an internet whore in her old age, maybe it’s dementia, maybe it’s part of some sort of dominatrix fetish, or maybe she’s just as desperate as those crackwhores were for crack…..

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Denise Ricahrds reminds me of the meme that reads “Ok Granny, let’s get you to bed”….

It’s one of those, granny’s too old and demented to really know what the fuck is going on, so she just runs with it until someone who cares about her, like her grandson stops her before she goes too far….

Only in Denise Richards’ case, she’s gone to far because we’ve all been exposed to her mangled, frankenstein, cut off and put back on nipple that looks like a horror movie monster, ATTACK OF THE SQUARE SCARRED NIPPLE….

That should have been kept under wraps….

The too old for ONLYFANS proving that she’s not too old for ONLYFANS, and that at any age you can exploit the wallets of loser fans if you’ve got fans using shitty old lady sexts.

I think she would have done fine if she just posted BTS pics from her Wild Things era, pretending it is recent, but the sickos out there want recent pics of her because fandom is confusing and involves freaks wanting to feel like they are aging out with the girl…

It’s a crazy world…now get Granny to bed.

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