Denise Richards is doing her best “Thanksgiving Turkey” Impression, baster and all….

So here’s some Denise Richards with the bad tits, not showing the bad tits, even though I am kind of impressed by her for not showing off the bad tits, since they are such bad tits…it’s like a burn victim owning their scars…respectable, braver than I’d be, because if those were my tits, I’d be hiding in a basement jerking off to them, but angrily…

She’s assuming the on all fours position you’d probably want to fuck a 60 year old in, you know hiding the old face, the broken tits, the soft skin and her not fat body in a decent way but she’s censored her twat in a pretty weird way….that looks like some kind of infection or growth instead of a censorship scramble we used to jerk off to when cable scrambled porn…you know in the 90s when Denise Richards was 40 and at her prime of her whoring career….this tribute to the glory days, with the comeback tour, or the last tour in whoring before retiring is confusing…..

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You have to wonder what kind of parasite Denise Richards got from all the ass-eating in her career, whether it was for early jobs, or whether it was for Heidi Fleiss who someone told me she was employed by back in the glory days of Hollywood Madams sending out pussy to rich men, or whether it was for fun being a high income earner in a life of luxury in the city of sin, or whether it was from eating Charlie’s AIDS ass or any of the girls which led to Charlie’s AIDS, but there’s definitely something eating away at her brain, or telling her this whore life is the best life, despite being old as shit and already rich…

The whole throwing in the towel to sell exclusive content, while still doing the acting thing, still collecting the alimony thing, still doing the reality TV thing, makes me think something is deeply corrupted in her wiring…and it’s hilarious, albeit weird to watch….

The good news is she kept her terrifying titty in hiding where it fucking belongs…

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Halloween may be over, but Denise Richards as an exclusive content creator is pretty terrifying…..especially when she busts out that spooky looking, undead, zombie themed tit….

The sick thing about it, is that to some of her fans, still jerking off to their Wild Things VHS, seeing her in action is what they’ve been waiting for through her breeding with Charlie Sheen, exposed to some real whores, not the celebrity kind, leading her into reality TV, and other paid gigs, only to land here.

It’s weird…but not nearly as weird as her tit, that’s for some reason not too weird that it makes her insecure, so instead she jumps into the weirdness of cash grabs!

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It’s not 9/11 unless you do some 9/11 themeed content, so luckily Denise Richards brought us some gold.

She’s dressed like a first responder, coming to put out the fire that was created when a plane or bomb went off in her accident victim titties, that should probably consider putting a damn shirt on, which to a titty lover like me, is a rare fucking request, but in this case a serious request, because they look like a national fucking tragedy.

PUT THOSE THINGS AWAY….or drown them with the hose, I don’t have the fucking answers, but we can’t continue going on like this.

Her twin towers have been brought down and all that is left is the rubble……time to start digging through it for bodies…

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Denise Richards is applying make-up to her terrifying tit, but I don’t think that make-up is going to save her, unless she gets the kind that burn victims or people with Nazi Tattoos on their forehead get to cover up the scars, the wounds an the racist commentary…because Denise Richard’s titty is jacked the fuck up…..

That is a nipple, which I think is the better nipple of her two nipples, that has been removed and reattached to her tit FAR too many times for it to not look like it’s been through some serious accident, or a traumatic injury, like surviving a murder or war.

I do find her OnlyFans, titty flashing and whoring pretty funny, since she’s theoretically rich as shit, at least from the Charlie Sheen payroll and the kids they’ve had together, so she does this nude on the internet for fun, since it’s thrilling when you were once hot, forgotten and trying to get that dopamine hit like you matter again…

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This just in, I remain very confused and weirded out by Denise Richards taking on the OnlyFans model life at her age and not just because her nipples are as weird as the level of weirded out that I am, but it’s part of the reason….she’s old, she’s a mom, she’s rich, she had a semi-legitimate career, was on reality TV, but none of that was enough, she still wants ya’ll jerking off to her all these years later…and I remain weirded out by these motherfuckers….her nipples and the rest of her…but mainly those nipples…they’re nutty and something you’d think she’d hide or be ashamed of, but clearly it’s mangled nipple empowerment, a niche disability, but one that deserves it’s shine and normalization and Denise is the activist to do it….so brave….like those models with skin diseases, face birth marks, obesity, amputation, etc.

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The Denise Richards social experiment involving Denise Richards on OnlyFans continues….and you have to wonder how powerful her brand is, or who the fuck does she have gambling debt owed to, because this scramble is fucking weird, not quite as wierd as that one wonky nipple, but pretty fucking weird…

You see both the content being produced and the purpose of the content being produced, equally fucking disturbing….

Whether she’s brining creative ideas like old lady in the bath, soaking those sore hips before the hip replacement while having a glass of wine, because she’s classy….or not, it’s a weird approach to creative expression, monetization, almost a little desperate if you ask me, which you didn’t because you’re probably subscribed to this shit and not to see what happens next but because it’s your porn, an old timer Hollywood babe finally reducing herself to the stripper you wished she was back when she was that Hollywood babe….because strippers let everyone get lap dances from them, while Hollywood babes don’t….meaning this Denise Richards is a far more friendly and accessible one…

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Denise Richards produces some really fucking weird content..

This is either a boomer trying to hold onto a dream, because being sexualized is all she knows and when you lose that attention, you don’t know where your worth lies….and you can’t be a worthless old twat.

Or she’s trying to get in on the fun and money of internet whoredom, because it’s accepted, empowering, feminist, a BARBIE movie….when being a public whore was previously frowned upon…

Maybe it’s her way of dealing with the fact that she was cheated on with porn chicks by her husband with AIDS for many years, but we can assume she was in the room and well aware of that at the time….you know this ain’t some claiming her power back from those porn chicks by being a porn chick….

Or it could be a humiliation ritual, used to get her into the right clubs, with the right people, tasked with doing this embarrassing shit….

I don’t have the answers, but I will say that she could definitely benefit from hiring an actual photographer, or even getting an AI Filter made that makes her look more like Denise Richards and not some mental breakdown version in her 50s…which she clearly is….because this pixelated weirdly colored content is weirder than the weird shit that I’d see middle aged women post on FB in the early days of filtering the shit out of their pics so that the don’t look like hags…

Point of the story, this is weird.

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I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, Denise Richards, who was rumored to be a hooker passed around the industry early in her career, but who wasn’t, is back to the weird internet sex work, despite being old as shit….I guess it’s just in her blood…or maybe she’s been to so many blood sacrifices with her rich husbands and boyfriends over the years, being all Hollywood, scamming the last of her fans out of a monthly membership for a nude is hardly hardcore compred to what she’s done and seen…

I still think she’s being punished, or this is being used as part of her humiliation ritual as part of their secret society they are all part of, because she’s rich and this is pretty embarrassing, but if you wanted to see Denise Richards pussy from behind, even half rotted out, you can probably chip away some of the mould and find the good bits, here it is.

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Denise Richards seems like she’s so medicated and hopped up on Charlie Sheen diseases that she doesn’t know what day it is, but apparently she doesn’t know what season it is, because she released some pics from her premium content site, which I think is an exercise in humiliation, because why the fuck else is she doing this besides punishing herself while giving her 10 remaining fans what they’ve waited so long for, since she’s got money and doesn’t need to be doing this, meaning she does it for fun, to get jerked off to, to feel hot….in a too little too late…

I mean if she wanted to get into porn, there were so many opportunities when her husband was fucking porn chicks but she was too good for that shit, but now, she’s suddenly down….when she’s in her 60s, rich and has no need for this besides some mental illness in her fucking head….

I’ll still watch the weirdness unfold, but she’s a little old, her tits a little weird, the whole thing heavily disturbing….

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