At a certain age, the coy, attempt to be seductive and romantic in a photoshoot….the tease and the dramatics from a photoshoot just don’t hold any weight.

It’s like “why’s that old lady giving me sex eyes from across the bar, am I really going to have to fuck her”….only with more planning, curation, setting up a photoshoot, hiring the photographer, the make-up artist….making it even more creepy that the old lady behind the bar being the sexy minx she wished she was when she was younger and hotter…

It’s like, dude, showing your granny leg is only making me ask one simple questions….DO HER ANKLES HAVE AIDS TOO or is that just he EX husband?

Not that AIDS even exists, with the right medication cocktail it’s basically undetectable, a dream for all the people with AIDS who want to RAW dog in this HOOK UP CULTURE we live in….

What I am getting at is….if you’re old as shit, your nudes better be the tricks you’ve learned along the way, like how to put an orange pylon in her ass and pussy at the same time….or like how to take the biggest dildo available on the market…you know big pussy tricks that only old, well fucked, mom, with weak elasticity in the skin due to the aging process can pull off…

Either way, here’s some GLAM to start your week….pretty weak…

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I generally have no real emotion, especially when on the internet, it’s a fucking screen, a computer game….I can mock whores, I can mock dead whores, I can pretty much laugh at everything since it’s not real life bro…

At my peak of being mean to celebs, people would ask what my problem was, what the reason was, and I’d say “to laugh”…because laughing heals to souls and I figure if you want to be a celebrity, the least you can do is let us laugh at you to heal our sad souls, since we aren’t rich and living in luxury…it’s only fair….

KICK THEM WHEN THEY ARE UP…we’re the underdogs…

Anyway, when I see Denise Richards in lingerie, holding onto a dream, operating in desperation, when she probably doesn’t need to, and it is sad….makes me embarrassed for her!

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Denise Richards and her only fans is one of the more disturbing things to happen on the internet, at least for me, because I’ve been desensitized to all the real weird shit that happens on the internet for decades at this point, but every once in a while something comes along to shake me up and confuse me and in this era of whore, that is Denise Richards, or at least her zombie tit on the weirdest cash grab for nudes around….that I have a hard time believing makes her actual money and if anything is just a weird and humiliating exhibitionist fetish, like this shit is part of some weird sex game that gets her off….all while empowering the weird tit movement…..

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I am pretty creeped out by Denise Richards doing OnlyFans. It’s just a weird cash grab for someone you’d assume was already rich, unless she’s hit hard times, or maybe she’s just got that whore mentality to sell her body and get as much as she can for it, because that is her worth….but at this age, you’d think she’d tone it down and take her earnings to a off grid cabin somewhere, instead of trying to produce content for pervert fans to jerk off to like she’s not too fucking old to be doing this.

In this weird shoot, she’s looking like a corpse bride, maybe she’s one of the zombies in LAST OF US that everyone is watching, all full of fungus…I mean she was married to Charlie Sheen….

The only explanation I have is that her kid with Sheen turned 18, she lost child support payments, she’s got a gambling addiction, and her low level movies don’t pay her enough, yet she still gets cast in them, despite selling nudes to the weirdest people out there.

Over the weekend, I saw some story that Tori Spelling is addicted to Denise Richards’ OnlyFans…so addicted that she’s spent 400 dollars on it…which after some MATH, since I am a MATHLETE, is not very much money at all.

You may remember Tori Spelling as being an actress from a hit 90s show her dad put out, but you may also remember her dad being the richest producer in TV history, who owned basically a castle that she inherited.

Meaning, 400 dollars to Tori Spelling is like 0.4 cents or less to you….which is hardly representative of this creepy content being compelling or addictive, I don’t even know if that’s a photo of Denise Richards or a life-like painting she got from an artist on FIVER.

I just know it’s fucking weird.

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Denise, more like DENUSE get it? DE-NUSED up.

I’ve been thinking of that one all day, how did it do?

The old lady who was once ravaged vaginally and likely anally by HIV Positive Charlie Sheen…..and

Decorating the sad Christmas Tree, with gifts we will assume are empty boxes, because why the fuck else would an old lady be selling nudes, clearly she’s in financial ruins, maybe the AIDS meds cost a lot every month, or maybe she’s just a heathen who gets off being barely scandalous….but thank Christmas for photoshop….

I like to follow DEN-USED-UP on her weird ass retirement project….maybe I’m the weird one.

Merry Christmas to All and To All a Good Night!

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I’ve heard all kinds of rumors that Denise Richards was one of Heidi Fleiss’ girls, now you may not remember who Heidi Fliess was, and I barely do, but from my memory she was a madame who basically passed eager LA girls around to the right high paying customers. There are similar whore rings on instagram because rich guys are degenerates and don’t care.

When she was married to porn loving HIV positive Charlie Sheen, it was safe to assume she transcended basic whoredom and hit the mother load, the golden palace of whore and I assume she’s seen some shit in doing that or being part of that.

So seeing her sell nudes, edited so hard they are cartoon or AI filter versions of NUDES, but still selling nudes to some thirsty fans as part of what I assume is a deal with OnlyFans at the top level, not like she’s hustling for subscribers like a basic whore….she’s Denise Richards people….

I still think this is part of some ritualistic humiliation procedure in their SATANIC regimes, for her overlords to know she still stands by selling her body and soul to them, and hasn’t strayed like Ellen’s Back-Up Dancer who “Suicided” himself….because you know when they push the suicide story, selling it on us it’s always suicide and never someone trying to escape the grip on them….

Anyway, proving her loyalty or whatever it is she is doing, means nudes, and we like nudes, no matter how weird they are…or how weird the motivation is.

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Denise Richards continues what can only be seen as ritualistic humiliation for her overlords to know she still stands by selling her body and soul to them all those years ago when she first hit the scene…

Or it’s a weird level of narcissism where she thinks she’s still hot as shit and that the fans are still there to jerk off to her and I am sure some are…because people are fucking weird….

Or it’s just a weird cash grab for someone with a lot of money, who probably blew through that money, maybe she owes drug dealers a bunch of money, because why the fuck would a 50 year old famous chick who has been married to very rich guys, be doing this….it’s just fucking weird….

But I guess it’s so photoshopped it’s not even her, just a fucking version of her, a caricature of her so it makes it less embarrassing….but sometimes the act of doing it is worse than the pictures from doing it….

Old Denise Richards smut was fine. We didn’t need the update….

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I can’t confirm that this is Denise Richards and not some body double she’s hired to play her whoring herself on the internet like it’s some kind of low budget Hallmark movie….I am not in the room to smell the rot, disease and death gassing out the room from what was once a womb….

I can confirm that she’s gone so far as to photoshop her ass into some weird flat 2 dimensional weirdly colored entity, probably in efforts to offset the fact that she’s 100 fucking years old, far too old to be posing bare ass and pussy from behind content, but it’s just a things they will do for money, it’s a drug, because you’d assume bitch had money and didn’t need to turn tricks on the internet to pay her fucking rent….the whole thing, fucking creepy but I’m loving everything about it….it’s like a bad satire, a who woulda ever though in 1999 that this is where things would end up….oh Internet my partner and friend…how you’ve destroyed a society as I expected…

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This just in – Denise Richards is still too old to behaving like this, yet she continues to behave like this, since money is a crazy thing that makes even rotten bitches bring their pussies that have been bred with Charlie Sheen out of retirement, dust that fucker off, and see how many stragglers will pull out their credit cards because jerking off to WILD THINGS one every year or ten years, isn’t enough for them.

Old ladies doing slutty selfies for money, reminds me of old ladies on face time, or on their selfie cams making ugly faces, the technology is too advanced for them, this era is not their era of porn being produced by experts, the self starter porn is just amateur and not in a hot way.

I’ll still watch the humiliation, I like it, but I’am also an asshole, and luckily, the old blown out Denise Richards asshole is not being an asshole, the amount of shit has it’s had coupled with the dicks it has had gets that fucker eliminated from the race, expelled, disqualifed for having more experience than required…..you get what I am saying, you can’t see her asshole in her content because she doesn’t know how to produce ccontent and we’re lucky for that.

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And so the Denise Richards humiliation continues.

The “What will she do for money?” questions continue to be answered.

The “Does she think she’s still hot?’ and the “Does she know she’s old as shit?”….”Does she think the filters and editing make it like a cartoon version of her?” and the “is she lacking so much self awareness because her ego is so big that even when she’s old and rotting, she still feels hotter than a normie?”….maybe it’s her sex doll beta kitten programming glitching out….looping on “get naked for money, get naked for money”……where NOTHING else matters do not get answered.

I don’t have the answers, I just know it’s happening…

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