I remember a time when I would leave the house and I’d see these 50 year old moms in their Lulu Lemons and Uggs, basically dressed like their daughters, and I’d laugh to myself because they were old ladies holding onto the dream.

It’s interesting that that mother competing with her daughter for male attention has become producing shitting non-porn for profit on a creator platform….I mean not that interesting, these are all soulless demons who value their sex appeal as being their only value and when they start aging out, their egos and their delusions and their three-quarter life crisis compels them to do weirdness.

I’m not mad that Denise Richards self produces shitting whore content, I think it’s hilarious, I’m only mad when she pulls out her wonky tit, that thing has been to war and has come back mangled, face blown off, unable to watch it each soup….IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN..

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I assume this is for Denise Richards’ exclusive content channels, which are shocking that she even has, since she’s seemingly already rich and in the industry, but maybe she’s down on her luck or has some sort of drug or spending habit, or maybe she just likes getting paid by perverts who make her feel sexy and worthy, despite being old..

Now, as long as she keeps her tits covered up, since she’s got a terrifyingly wonky nipple, I am all for supporting her in this venture, in this stage in her life, in this hustle, because starting her own brand would be a pain in the ass, when there are enough perverts to buy into this shit…

I think it’s all an amazing chapter in her career and despite looking like a weathered party girl kicked out some John’s car on the side of the road after trying to steal his wallet after a bender….I think she looks good…because maybe that’s the look I’m into and seek from the internet….Old weathered hookers left on the side of the road shoeless after a psychotic episode…her age just adds to the distress and struggle….

Amazing…

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Denise Richards is in her 50s, so that probably has something to do with her shamelessness.

Either it’s an “If not now than never” situation when it comes to one last hurrah in her whoring…or it’s a humiliation ritual that her husband makes her do as part of their sex acts.

It is possible that she knows her audience are just idiot dudes who wouldn’t care that her nipple is square from being cut off in her multiple titty jobs….or that she just doesn’t care because at 50 something a square nipple is the least of things to feel shame about.

Maybe she’s trying to be inspiring and empowering to old ladies everywhere to own their battle wounds from a life of whoring, inspiring them to take their shirts off, or she knows that her at 50 is less hot than a 25 year old fat chick who still has her youth.

It’s probably just a cash grab, she’s using us to line her pockets, but the fact that she’s putting her square nipple out there like this is almost inspiring, it’s like a guy getting a job at a restaurant and unclogging the toilet on the first shit. That’s commitment.

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Watching the Denise Richards take on the OnlyFans model life in her 50s has been a weird one. I assume it’s because one of her kids turned 18 and she stopped getting child support from Charlie Sheen, so she had to take it upon herself the only reliable way she could, since acting doesn’t pay all that much and launching a brand or doing something productive with her time takes too much effort….so why not do what all the young girls are doing like the cool mom she is and exploit the last remaining creeps for the money they are willing to pay to see her tits.

So the reality star, who doesn’t even have great tits, has been doing that whole OnlyFans Hustle, thanks to Bella Thorne’s mom and their OnlyFans agency that clearly makes them money. Her content has been really bootleg and hilarious to watch as it’s been released to the world, but the weirdest thing about it has been her WONKY tit, that clearly had too many implants or explants and the nipple was just some sad and lonely looking nipple that if it was a human would be a homeless grandpa with asshole cancer….you know all misshapen and looking like it smells….

For whatever reason, she’s been so into posting that almost rectangular nipple, but today she’s stuck with hiding it and opting for the circular nipple, which is less scary because it doesn’t look like it survived a near fatal accident, or was a victim of some evil torture crime at some point in her life…or maybe was grafted her her from a literal corpse…shit is scary.

As it turns out, I miss the weird tit.

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I don’t know how much soap you’d need to sterilize Denise Richards, but I think it would probably take some industrial strength cleanser, the kind that takes a layer of her skin off in the process, because she has been around a long time and there’s clearly embedded smells that can’t be removed, kinda like an old t-shirt, if the old t-shirt was a used up cunt…I mean she was married to Charlie Sheen and he did have AIDS at one point…so you know, she’s played with fire and that kind of scarring can’t be scrubbed off.

You know that I don’t approve of Denise Richards being part of some weird cash grab humiliation process, other than the fact that it’s fun to see old celebrities show their true colors, and obviously it’s fun to see their wonky ass tits, rather than not doing this kind of content…..so my disapproval is part of what makes it all the better…because deep down inside, I fucking love that it happens, and so consistently too!

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The ornament of the season is Denise Richard’s explanted tit, you can’t see it, but I assume it’s what she uses to prop the tree up. The Tree stand of the rich and famous.

I know what you’re thinking, she should have used the explant to top the tree, to put the angel vs star debate to rest, the clear winner is definitely the implant that once made Denise Richards’ tit less depressing…but I guess only one tree can benefit from that product, unless she went to a factory in china and made cheap fakes, which she could. Maybe I should, that’s the merchandise this site needs to sell to stay in business….celebrity explant ornaments for the holidays….the budding entrepreneur up in here.

The truth is that her mutant tit still has an implant in it, just under all the scar tissue from the multiple hack-jobs she’s had….

It’s hard to hate the old mom, now near empty nester for channeling her passion for being a whore and combining it with her passion of being in front of the camera for attention, and monetizing that shit hard enough to bother trying to do Christmas themed content.

She’s masterful…or brave…or early onslaught dementia like Bruce Willis, too mental to realize how weird she’s being…

I guess this is better than finding a dead squirrel in the tree, but I can’t guarantee it smells better…

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I don’t believe that Denise Richards is making money off her exclusive content, I think she just likes doing the nudes because it is exhilarating, exciting and some sort of dopamine release that excites her deep into her near dead, dried and leathery groin….

Then I remember that she is a celebrity and celebrities have really loyal fans, especially longtime celebs like Denise Richards who are dinosaurs with the nerds who are so obsessed with dinosaurs that they wear them on their shirts, have their dino-lamps, and go to any dino-related themepark, museum or movie….and like with all nerds, their loyalty can afford 10 dollars a month to encourage their passion to keep on showing the deflated tit, even calling the deflated tit hot, while really the deflated tit is humiliating itself…

It’s gotta be some kind of ritual for one of her handlers.

In more important news her daughter got fake tits because she either wants to avoid the inevitable wonky tit…or maybe she wants to get the tit pulled out so she can follow her mom’s deflated tit legacy…. CHECK IT OUT HERE BECAUSE I SAID SO

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Here’s some Denise Richards fucking the couch, topless and in an aggressive asshole behind thong post, her meaty mom pussy that’s been slaughtered over the last few decades filling up the crotch part like a small pair of testicles, her deflated tit skin pulled down to look like it’s a full tit, and the whole thing is weird.

I’m not mad it happened, I am a trainwreck watcher, I just find it weird.

The whoring herself for a cash grab when she wasn’t even that publicly facing whorish at her peak, but I am sure she was pretty whoring behind the scenes at her peak…..makes me think she’s always been a whore, always wanted to do porn, loves the attention since it can’t be for the money, but all money excites these women, which is what makes them whores.

She runs filters on her content that make her look like she’s got some kind of skin condition, which she probably does, at her age, everything falls apart…

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I don’t do Zoom because I don’t do business, but I probably should do business, and would consider it if it didn’t meaning needing to Zoom, since no one will take me seriously in my luchador mask especially while I masturbate.

I do know about Zoom because I don’t live under a fucking rock, even though it may seem like I do…but I prefer ditches to rocks.

I am terrified of Denise Richards and her nudes, I think that whole hustle is so unnecessary and her old dried up prune tits humiliating, but she’s clearly making money prostituting herself on the internet, it likely doesn’t get in the way of her reality show work and she can position it as sex positive, sex work is real work, since her sex work to Sheen gave her multiple kids he still pays for.

I don’t know if she’s really in some Mediterranean south of France Chateau, it looks photoshopped to me, but it’s unfortunate they didn’t photoshop more air in the tits.

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I remember when Denise Richards was in her glory days and marketed as the hot chick and I am sure that I drank that Kool Aid. It was a different era, one before social media, where we just took the media’s word on who the hot chicks out there were, before realizing that the local bar tenders and waitresses were actually just as hot as some of the people being marketed to us, and then breaking out of the matrix of marketing lies to realize that some of the celebrities they presented to us as hot, were actually not hot at all. We had been duped.

I never doubted that Denise Richards was a whore, it was an era where you had to be a whore to get the jobs as the hot chicks because there were so many hot chicks fighting to be the hot chick.

It was just a behind closed doors thing, where maybe they’d do Playboy for a huge pay day that everyone would go nuts over, but times have a changed and now that Denise Richards is 100 years old, she’s decided to share her true colors with the world, or at least her wonky tit, which is pretty brave, or part of a humiliation ritual, but the fans are probably so into it they dream about latching on the nip and blowing it up like a pool toy, you know to help your queen out.

I don’t know what the fuck filtered this pic, it looks like it was run through the washing machine a few times, but it happened and it’s here.

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