So skiing is back in style, brands are buying back into the sport, models and luxurious people are participating in the sport, there are designer ski outfits that instagram hookers are buying into, moon boots are back in it to fucking win it, it’s a giant 80s revival of sorts….

I’m from the land of snow, so you learn how to ski in the womb and I’ve even worked as a janitor at a ski hill in the 90s, where I’d stare at the hot ski bunnies in their turtle necks all hard nippled.

Well, Denise Richards is on social media and on OnlyFans and despite appearing to be on the nod, she’s probably got a sense of what’s up in the mainstream…that could be why she’s on OnlyFans to begin with…just struggling to stay current.

So naturally, she did her best version of a ski bunny, but this ski bunny looks like it was already taken to slaughter to feed the family snowed into the cabin, or maybe she’s ski bunny adjacent, like a bunny’s turd….

So some ski bunnies are the bunny and others are the scat….scat that she’d likely try to eat but only if it was presented to her as a sexual task by one of her john’s…

This happened a few days ago, but probably shouldn’t have happened at all.

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