The wind VS Karolina Kurkova and the win won….or maybe we all won because we got to see a flash of her ass just as the paparazzi snapped of a pic…and maybe she won because people are talking about her again…and maybe I won because she is my Facebook friend and this is a good opportunity for me to tell her that I love her and want to have her babies, or at least try to have her babies, by cumming inside her, because cumming inside a girl is the only way to be romantic in this porno filled face fucking world…

Mother nature and the weather are my friends…especially when they bring in flash rain storms on girls in white shirts…or surprise winds on girls in loose fitting dresses….

That’s why you should all recycle….

#SAVETHEPLANET.

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I don’t know who shot these pics of Karolina Kurkova topless and changing on the beach in Ibiza for a photoshoot she’s doing, because models change on set of photoshoots, and I guess creepers snap off pics, using what I can only assume is a Nokia phone from the mid-2000s with state of the art camera phone built into it…or maybe this shit was shot with a fucking Palm Pilot…I just know they are shit fucking quality…but they still show some tit…or I guess full tit…

Karolina Kurkova, was a Victoria’s Secret model at one point in time, I think she may have been fired for being too fat or bulky, because I remember seeing her struggle to get into one of their outfits during one of their shows….but I guess she starved herself into working model condition…

She’s been around for a long time, but is only 30, which I can’t believe I just said, since 30 is old, but I thought she was 40, either way it is time a girl should throw in the towel, which I guess is what happened here, that’s why you can see her tits…if she hadn’t thrown in the towel…all we’d be seeing in these pics is towel…there is no fun in that…

I just went through archives, seems like this is the first time her tits have been out, rare for a model…so I guess it was time this happened…

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Karolina Kurkova is my favorite model, turned plus sized and threatened to lose her job for being fat, because unlike working the cash at Walmart, modeling is the one job you can still fire a bitch for her gut without having letters written to head office, or media involvement saying you’re discriminating based on obesity levels, even though statistically, obese people are lazy and shitty for business. Only, Karolina Kurkova decided that instead of fighting them and making a scandal out of the evil corporation turning on her for being fat, she was going to do what was best for everyone involved, and that’s get in shape….so now, as she makes faces for Elle Czech….I can sit back and appreciate her for not giving in like so many other women do, she said “Slow metabolism, you can’t beat me”….and look how good it’s worked out. Take her advice all you fat bitches out there, cuz no one like a fat bitch. FACT.

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I don’t know if it is a fetish, but I would say that I am a serious fan of the 1960s farm girl look….especially when it’s pulled off by a pretty big lingerie model…..cuz I really love this shoot….it reminds me of a simpler times….or of a naughty bored housewife who is still good at doing housework cuz society hasn’t ruined her into thinking she can have a career…..you know

The other reason I like it, is cuz Karolina Kurkova looks hot as fuck, while she brings hope to all girls who were once fat…that they can stop eating and get skinny….sure it was a matter of her career being cut short when Victoria’s Secret almost fired her for being plus sized….despite 98% of their customers being plus sized…you know mall rats in small towns…trying to keep the spark alive for their high school sweethearts….who they hate…but have no choice but to stick with…cuz that’s the Christian way…..

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Karolina Kurkova is one of my favorite Victoria’s Secret models…but only because she made a serious comeback…she was on a downward spiral of fat chick syndrome…where she was so large she almost got fired….probably because of laziness and overeating….but that she blamed on her thyroid and that she starved herself to get out of…making me happy to stare at her her at events…dressed in sexy dresses…knowing she escaped a fate so many lazy chicks can’t escape…we had a close call, but we didn’t go down that road with this one…so she’s a fucking keeper….and that’s why she gives me boners…

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Karolina Kurkova wishes you a happy Valentines Day by grabbing at her amazing model tits…and I think that’s a pretty decent thing to do…considering it is probably more than anyone else is doing for you…and even if it is some generic shit that means nothing….like most Valentine’s Day bullshit…where the only thing that is real is your sadness and disappointment in life….even when you’re in happy relationships…while I like the only real thing to be me fucking girls filled with sadness and disappointment….cuz really that’s the key to fucking my life…as someone who doesn’t feel those silly emotions…and instead just finds joy in everyone else’s despression…..

I mean sure, it’d be better if she was in my mouth, sitting on my face, grinding my chin with her egg hole, but I’ll take this generic shit….cuz like you….I got nothing better going on.

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One of my favorite videos of Karolina Kurkova…one I liked so much I uploaded it to youtube back in 2008…

…..a year her career ballooned and Victoria’s Secret said “bitch, stop eating or you’re fired”….and to solidify that seriousness in their tone…they aired her not fitting into her costume a few weeks after fitting for it…cuz she just kept getting fat….something she blamed on hormones and has since bounced back from like a good girl….as seen in these March pics from Marie Claire….and I guesss what it comes down to is that it is never too late to turn around your fat ness…

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Karolina Kurkova is funny and not just cuz she’s making faces…but because she almost got kicked off the Victoria’s Secret team for being a tank of a woman….that she blamed on her thyroid and not on her laziness….only to realize “shit, I make a lot of money being skinny”….to which she got her shit together…got skinny….and now she can attend events and celebrate….as her tits squeeze out of her dress like it was a sausage casing and they were bad implants…because that’s what fucking matters people….going from fat to skinny to get pay increases and incentives….like not getting fired and sent back to whatever third world you’re from…THanks evil panty corporation for being so generous…

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