No matter how much she works out. No matter how much she starves herself. No matter what eating disorder she came up with. No matter how many pictures of war torn Russia Victoia’s Secret showed her and pointed to saying “shape up or you’re going back to that”…Karolina Kurkova will always be the fat Victoria’s Secret model who almost got fired and who was shown not fitting into her outfit one lingerie show, only to blame her issue on her thyroid like all fat chicks do, as damage control to get back to where she was as a busty lingerie model….
So her in these fitness pants and shoes represent all that ruined my love of her and her downfall…making this post depressing to me…cuz Hot half naked in her Thickness
In some fascinating bitches who get paid to pose in their underwear news…Karolina Kurkova is fucking tall, which is so shocking considering she’s a fucking model…and Max Azria, the designer/fashion billionaire she’s next to is short, which is shocking considering he’s a rich as fuck old man….It just makes for a pretty funny picture…one that allows us to really apprecaite just how much of a fucking freakshow these model bitches are, large fucking humans who if you were to encounter them off the stuck together pages of your Victoria’s Secret catalog, from an era before she got fired for being fat, before developing this eating disorder, you’d probably be less inclined to want to fuck her…you know cuz your dick is already small as is, sticking it next to a super-sized human’s vagina will just make you realize how lacking you are as man….
Either way, funny pics, that’s why I’m posting them
Karolina Kurkova showed her nipple In Vogue Spain last year and I guess they liked her performance enough to give her another shoot, that or they are the only people giving her work, for fear that they hype her up and make a big deal out of her, so that every man in America turns to her as a masturbation helper, only for her to emotionally eat her face off, to the point that she doesn’t fit in any of the clothes they fitted her in a week earlier, Publicly Humilating Her On TV For Being the Pig She Is that bitch blames on a thyroid problem, only to get her ass fired cuz America has enough fat people, we don’t nee to put them in motherfucking lingerie…
Karolina Kurkova was the fat Victoria’s Secret model, who traded her mail-order bride, human sex trade, destiny for a lifelong commitment to their brand, but who also fucked their deal up by gaining 50 lbs a few years ago, making her a huge joke when she couldn’t fit into her fashion show costume, only to go public claiming she had thyroid issues, like a typical obese person making bullshit excuses for their laziness and eating disorder, only to end up strapping down and getting off her ass when she was threatened to get fired…and here she is in Vogue Spain showing some tit and I like it….
Kurkova saw the camera and decided to fucking working…It’s like she stepped up her model game hard…but I guess it makes total sense…since she was the same model who was going to get fired from Victoria’s Secret a few years ago for being a fucking pig of a woman…someone who Victoria Secret could not allow to endorse their product, despite the majority of America being substantially fatter than her…proving that they just like making everyday girls feel shitty about themselve and develop negative body images about themselves…which I guess should be celebrated…cuz low self esteem on girls who aren’t bad looking to begin with…make the likilihood of us getting laid a lot hotter….in fact they are the only reason I probably have been laid…self confidence on pussy my dick gets to hang out with just doesn’t really exist…
Either way, she’s skinny again, she realized that she shouldn’t throw away what she has, probably cuz Victoria’s Secret showed her some pictures of war torn Eastern Europe in a room for 36 hours saying “shape the fuck up or this is where you’ll end up, you’re going to blame your thyroid, stop making us look bad”…..but whatever the motivation, at least it worked….
Karolina Kurkova was the big Victoria’s Secret model who was on the line to get fired for a long time because she was so fucking thick…and Victoria’s Secret knows that despite a lot of fat women ordering their white trash shit, and a lot of fat men jerking off to their shit, the bitches who grace the pages of the shit, have got to have it going on…..and if you’re wondering why Karolina Kurkova is so thick, it’s probably because her fitness regime involves Lawn Bowling, a low impact sport for 90 year olds to stay active, but I have a feeling this is actually some event, and her fitness regime is really non-existant, which is pretty fucking lazy considering being fit is her fucking job and she makes millions to stay fit, but I don’t care, I’m just happy looking up her skirt….even if it’s shitty and even if I’ve seen her half naked and in panties before…cuz lawn bowling, up until today, is statistically the hardest sport to jerk off to….
I guess it’s safe to say that the Fat Victoria’s Secret model has been put on suspension, because I am pretty sure walking around with a bag that isn’t a Victoria’s Secret bag is in the Victoria’s Secret contract next to we will never see your family if you don’t give us your fucking life…..and because she’s not as fat as she was when they were giving her warning to stop eating and she pretended it was a thyroid problem, which it probably was if a thyroid problem is code of eating as much donuts as I can in one sitting….but she still looks a lot like a monster and sometimes that’s not a bad thing like when you’re walking down dark alleys and come across 4 black dudes in baggy pants, or on halloween when you don’t feel like dressing up.
I thought it was funny when Karolina Kurkova was too fat for a Victoria’s Secret fashion show and they pretty much threatened her to shape the fuck up on TV for the world to see as they struggled to fit her into an outfit. I didn’t find it as funny when she came out with some bullshit excuse like that it was caused by a thyroid disorder like she was the lazy fat lady who lives across the street from me or Precious who blames genetics on her obesity instead of the box of donuts she eats everyday….but I guess it’s not that funny anymore…because that was two years ago and she’s not as fat anymore, even 4 months post pregnancy, making this post totally fucking useless, like most of the posts I write, which is just something I’ve learned to accept about myself …..
I don’t know if people like Karolina Kurkova you know because she’s the fat Victoria Secret model, but she was showing off her legs regardless of that, and I figured I’d share them with you, because that’s just the kind of power I have, unfortunately it is not the kind of power I need to drag her home from the bar by her hair, because she’s 5 ft 11 and build like an Eastern European communist tank, and I’m not too down to fuck with that, not that I’d ever have the chance, I’m just talking hypothetical because hypothetical is really all I know.
Bonus – Gisele in some Leather lookin’ pants….cuz if you’re into Gisele, then you’re into leather pants, ideally assless and worn on Gay Pride day.
She’s been given warnings from Victoria’s Secret that she’s the next to go and that she’s too big for their lingerie and the cries and screams and pleas with the camera crew to not show her in this moment of shame, when the outfit she was sized for ripped for her like I am sure it did many times before, because she ate a couple too many chocolate bars. In her defense, when she was a little girl in the Czech Republic, under communist rule, she used to lay in bed dreaming about American chocolate bars while sucking on a rationed potato, so it’s only natural for her to go crazy on the shit when she settles here, kinda like my wife in any buffet restaurant…
Either way, here’s The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show in Video on Youtube…Unless they Delete the Shit….
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Here are a whole lot of pictures from the show, when it actually went down, before the gratuitous slow motion vagina zoom in shots in post production that you can’t really appreciate in these shitty youtube videos… GO
