I guess it’s safe to say that the Fat Victoria’s Secret model has been put on suspension, because I am pretty sure walking around with a bag that isn’t a Victoria’s Secret bag is in the Victoria’s Secret contract next to we will never see your family if you don’t give us your fucking life…..and because she’s not as fat as she was when they were giving her warning to stop eating and she pretended it was a thyroid problem, which it probably was if a thyroid problem is code of eating as much donuts as I can in one sitting….but she still looks a lot like a monster and sometimes that’s not a bad thing like when you’re walking down dark alleys and come across 4 black dudes in baggy pants, or on halloween when you don’t feel like dressing up.

Pics via Bauer

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