I know that there was a life before TIGHT PANTS were fucking everywhere, but that’s not a life I am willing to revisit, in part because I wasn’t the ultimate human I am now, you know after figuring out how to game the system by running a website that no one reads, visits or advertises on…you know the real fucking wins…

But I guess girls have historically always been exhibitionists who want to show off their asses in tight pants, it’s some primal instinct of wanting to look good enough to get fucked by the alpha in the room…animalistic shit….even if they don’t actually want to get fucked while parading around the internet in their tight pants like some sort of harlet….the brain is wired to get off on doing it….on a subconscious level..

So now, as girls compete for likes and follows, the tight pants is standard fare, and you can leave your house, or not, and see so much tight pant….so tight what’s the point of even wearing pants..and that’s always fun.

Tight pants should make you want to dance.

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