Tight Pants are a fucking pandemic…or an epidemic…what happened to the word epidemic? It was REPLACED with the more menacing or PANDEMIC…or maybe it’s more equal opportunity…like how pansexuals are a thing…or pans are something you use to cook with when EPIs are just pens…I DON”T fucking know or have the answers…I just know that bitches everywhere have given up jeans and replaced them with comfy pants and for the most part those comfy pants are the traditional oversized sweatpants and pyjama pants of yesteryear…but rather spandex and athletic pants that seem to be a personal challenge by each girl wearing them as to whether the pants are tight enough to showcase the ridges of the anus…you know topical relief we like…

ANYWAY…here’s a bunch of girls in tight pants because unlike other viral trends or epidemics…this one will only kill you if you have an adverse reaction to the vaccine and blow out your brain in some blood clot aneurysm while jerking off to them….the best way to go if you gotta go…I mean…alone with that bathrobe belt tied around your neck like you’re Bourdain….instead of dying while fucking a girl you met in tight pants…that’d be too crazy of a concept involving other humans…I mean that’s not the society we live in.

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It’s Tight Pants Tuesday….which doesn’t mean ladies of the internet who in other times would be called ladies of the street…because it is a new form of prostitution…they call it “CONTENT CREATING”….and “INFLUENCING”…but it’s really “Look at my asshole for money or brand deals”….where the amount of asshole they show you depends heavily you monetize from your pervert fans, vs legitimate brands, because the brands typically avoid the full asshole posting girls…unless they are actual celebs…it’s all so confusing but since we all live behind a screen now…nothing new to me,..I’ve been a hermit for 17 or 18 years…hence why these lockdowns don’t phase me….this has been the life…but yeah now that everyone is living behind a screen…VIRTUAL life, VIRTUAL realty…we need all the tight pant selfies possible and if you’re a girl into tight pants, and all seem to be, you gotta put it on the internet because wearing it to Walmart’s not enough reach….your audience awaits the tight pants and since we don’t geographically live in the same shit town as you, we rely on your posts….

What I am saying is LOT os tight pants being worn…being displayed….and I like it.

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Tight Pants are the only pants worth looking at and luckily the ladies of the world know it….

There was a time about 20 years ago where girls, at least in Canada, were college aged and wearing the XL sweat pants that you couldn’t see their uterus in….and those were sad times….but with the help of the internet, dating apps, porno addictions, and hook up culture….girls knew that being hot was more important than being comfortable…something they knew 20 years ago but saved for going out to clubs….but with innovation in athletic wear….means slutty and comfortable uterus exposing pants…with the comfort of oversized pants and the slutty of not wearing pants…making a pervert storm or a perfect storm of being able to be slutty and comfortable…and they say technology has failed us…

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Tight Pants are not a new concept, but with COVID and work from home, where people realize they prefer selling nudes to actually working a real job, Tight Pant have become a uniform…and activewear unifrom that allows them to basically show the ridges of their asshole through a pair of pants, while pretending that they’re just simply wearing tight pants, because the tight pants of today, thanks to SPANDEX-like fabric technology, is basically second skin, while the tight pants of the 70s and 80s were just really tight fucking jeans they called a second skin, but were still fucking jeans….and not an actual second skin that allows the spectator in line behind the tight pants at the grocery store to see the asshole ridges..

The point of the story is, tight pants, where you can see asshole ridges, are the future…or the now…and all these girls are more than happy to show off their tight pants…it’s a cultural thing…you know a “Look at my ass like I am a Kardashian” thing…and as much as we hate the Kardashians, I am glad women have been reduced to exhibitionists who sexualize themselves while crying “DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY”…it’s better than when they weren’t sexualizing themselves while still crying “DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY”…it’s the good kind of hypocrisy… be inconsistent on your activism by confusing us with your self produced smut….because self produced smut makes everyone more tolerable.

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Tight Pants May Be Everywhere, but since no one is allowed out of their houses here in Canada, I mean I don’t really know how true that is, as other places are opening up, but it’s definitely true enough because we’ve had a year of being reclusive freaks, something I’ve been doing for close to 20 years, and going outside to see all the tight pants in person is less exciting a concept than the photoshopped version these people put out of themselves as if it is their actual self..

That’s not to say that these tight pants are photoshopped, I like to pretend they are all as good as they’d be in person, it’s just you can’t believe anything you see on the internet IT IS ALL A LIE….and if you’ve seen a tight pant on someone you know in person and compared it to their online version…the online version will likely be better.

Either way…Tight pants are the new trend, the ultimate trend and you can stare at pussy through pants because of the trend which is the fashion we need in these exciting living behind the screen “ARE YOU A ROBOT”….FUCK YES I AM A ROBOT times…

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I was just outside watching girls in tight pants that turned out to not be girls…but old ladies…because these women are bold, brave, brazen, I don’t fucking know, I’m not a thesaurus, I just know that the asses in those tight pants were misleading and the asses, although appearing to be round, were just made round from the pants, and the legs that were leading into the ass were just a pile of cellulite disgustingness….and I thought to myself “this tight pant thing is out of control”….but then I realized I could see their pussies from behind and figured…old or not that’s a vagina…

Point being…tight pants are everywhere….YOU CANNOT escape them and for the most part the girls uploading the tight pants are hotter than the girls in tight pants in your day to day so take it in…cuz it’s scary out there…

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Tight Pants are the best thing to come out of the pandemic, I mean that and realizing who the fucking morons in the world are, but I already knew all that…so tight pants, which I guess were still popular pre-pandemic, but are more popular during the pandemic, cuz bitches be lazy, but don’t want to look lazy and bitches like comfort, but still like sex appeal, and bitches are into having strangers see their cunts through their pants, it’s less slutty than letting them see their cunt on the internet, even though they also do that…..you know social distancing and all…it’s the responsible thing to do…and luckily attention seekers exist…so we get to see their attention seeking…otherwise I’d have to leave the house to see tight pants and THAT would be SCARY with all that VIRUS and SICK people out there…..LOL……I am about as scared of COVID as I am from getting AIDS from a street whore and insisting on a condom… because why use a condom when you’re the one giving the street whore AIDS, if you know what I mean…..and the real question in this is “are there still street whores?”….who knows, but everyone’s a whore if you objectify them right and have enough money to confuse them….and here’s some tight pants in women marketing themselves on the internet with their tight pants….you don’t even need to go to the mall to CREEPER cam these girls at Victoria’s Secret or at the base of the stairs leading to the food court anymore, they do ALL the work for us….amazing!

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Tight Pants Motherfuckers…

It may be marketed as creepy when you get caught looking at a girl in tight pants through the hole in her fence, or the cameras you have set up in her bathroom because you’re a 50 year old man and she’ your 23 year old neighbor…but I like to argue that she’s the one in the tight pants, showing us all her bits, and that triggers us to do crazy things….whether they are right or wrong….unfortunately, that’s the same logic as “she was wearing a short skirt” that rapists use because RAPISTS have ruined it for all us voyeurs who are harmless and know the girls won’t fuck us, but that doesn’t mean we won’t climb the firescape to watch them shower…now does it…

But luckily, in this era of selfie idiots being everywhere, we have an amble supply of tight pants to normalize tight pants in public so that we don’t get into a legal mess over our love for tight pants and the pussy they hug….and can instead just jerk off to tight pants from the comfort of our own homes….instead of in public where it is illegal….so here’s those tight pants to help you deal with the tight pants you see everyday that you can’t jack off to…cuz girls LOVE tight pants…

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Tight Pants, Let’s Dance..

I think one of the more wonderful kinds of pants a woman can wear, is a pair that is tight enough for me to see their assholes puckering through, because otherwise, you’re missing out on all the fun…

I know that with COVID, coupled with girls trying to be their hottest, getting jerked off to for likes and follows, not seeing it as creepy, but rather as validation….the tight pants are more popular than ever….so that when you see a lady in a pair of illfitting sweatpants, you think ‘she must be on her period’…..because even fat girls wear tight pants, they are designed for comfort…a second skin and the only reason laziness doesn’t look like an instagram picture but instead like actual given up laziness would have to be because girl’s uterus is about to explode…and if it is not…then you know you’ve got the wrong girl…who doesn’t tight pants, let’s dance…but instead baggy pants and looks like a homeless dude….so don’t be a girl looking like a homeless dude…be like these girls, or stare at these girls, in their tight pants…doing comfort clothing right..

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Tight Pants may not be a life changing pant, there have been tight pants since the dawn of time, or at least since the dawn of pants being invented, and we’ve all seen and even worn our fair share of tight pants…

So getting excited about tight pants like it’s a big deal is idiotic,because it is not a big deal….it’s just the way it is…

However, staring at tight pants is a good use of your time, I mean what else do you have to do, it’s not like you have anything going for you…..so spend it staring at tight pants…

Luckily, with this COVID work from home shit, women have all hoppped onto the Tight Pant trend….and are rocking the tight pants daily….not that it was all that abnormal to see tight pants at the grocery store on moms and babes just off school, work or a workout class….where I’d line up behind them to stare at their asses, or if I was lucky, their cunts….

Tight pants give us a glimpse of the body the girl in the tight pants has under the tight pants, plus with all this comfort is king shit, the volume of tight pants available to us on the internet is massive….even if the girls wearing these tight pants are actually like lazy slobs, in sweatpants, it doesn’t look like that, and looks are everything, despite the lies they try to feed you about inclusivity….

Here’s a bunch of tight pants because it is TUESDAY!

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