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2021

16

Mar

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

Tight Pants, Let’s Dance..

I think one of the more wonderful kinds of pants a woman can wear, is a pair that is tight enough for me to see their assholes puckering through, because otherwise, you’re missing out on all the fun…

I know that with COVID, coupled with girls trying to be their hottest, getting jerked off to for likes and follows, not seeing it as creepy, but rather as validation….the tight pants are more popular than ever….so that when you see a lady in a pair of illfitting sweatpants, you think ‘she must be on her period’…..because even fat girls wear tight pants, they are designed for comfort…a second skin and the only reason laziness doesn’t look like an instagram picture but instead like actual given up laziness would have to be because girl’s uterus is about to explode…and if it is not…then you know you’ve got the wrong girl…who doesn’t tight pants, let’s dance…but instead baggy pants and looks like a homeless dude….so don’t be a girl looking like a homeless dude…be like these girls, or stare at these girls, in their tight pants…doing comfort clothing right..

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