Tight Pants Motherfuckers…

It may be marketed as creepy when you get caught looking at a girl in tight pants through the hole in her fence, or the cameras you have set up in her bathroom because you’re a 50 year old man and she’ your 23 year old neighbor…but I like to argue that she’s the one in the tight pants, showing us all her bits, and that triggers us to do crazy things….whether they are right or wrong….unfortunately, that’s the same logic as “she was wearing a short skirt” that rapists use because RAPISTS have ruined it for all us voyeurs who are harmless and know the girls won’t fuck us, but that doesn’t mean we won’t climb the firescape to watch them shower…now does it…

But luckily, in this era of selfie idiots being everywhere, we have an amble supply of tight pants to normalize tight pants in public so that we don’t get into a legal mess over our love for tight pants and the pussy they hug….and can instead just jerk off to tight pants from the comfort of our own homes….instead of in public where it is illegal….so here’s those tight pants to help you deal with the tight pants you see everyday that you can’t jack off to…cuz girls LOVE tight pants…

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