Tight Pants are not a new concept, but with COVID and work from home, where people realize they prefer selling nudes to actually working a real job, Tight Pant have become a uniform…and activewear unifrom that allows them to basically show the ridges of their asshole through a pair of pants, while pretending that they’re just simply wearing tight pants, because the tight pants of today, thanks to SPANDEX-like fabric technology, is basically second skin, while the tight pants of the 70s and 80s were just really tight fucking jeans they called a second skin, but were still fucking jeans….and not an actual second skin that allows the spectator in line behind the tight pants at the grocery store to see the asshole ridges..

The point of the story is, tight pants, where you can see asshole ridges, are the future…or the now…and all these girls are more than happy to show off their tight pants…it’s a cultural thing…you know a “Look at my ass like I am a Kardashian” thing…and as much as we hate the Kardashians, I am glad women have been reduced to exhibitionists who sexualize themselves while crying “DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY”…it’s better than when they weren’t sexualizing themselves while still crying “DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY”…it’s the good kind of hypocrisy… be inconsistent on your activism by confusing us with your self produced smut….because self produced smut makes everyone more tolerable.

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