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2021

30

Mar

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

Tight Pants are the best thing to come out of the pandemic, I mean that and realizing who the fucking morons in the world are, but I already knew all that…so tight pants, which I guess were still popular pre-pandemic, but are more popular during the pandemic, cuz bitches be lazy, but don’t want to look lazy and bitches like comfort, but still like sex appeal, and bitches are into having strangers see their cunts through their pants, it’s less slutty than letting them see their cunt on the internet, even though they also do that…..you know social distancing and all…it’s the responsible thing to do…and luckily attention seekers exist…so we get to see their attention seeking…otherwise I’d have to leave the house to see tight pants and THAT would be SCARY with all that VIRUS and SICK people out there…..LOL……I am about as scared of COVID as I am from getting AIDS from a street whore and insisting on a condom… because why use a condom when you’re the one giving the street whore AIDS, if you know what I mean…..and the real question in this is “are there still street whores?”….who knows, but everyone’s a whore if you objectify them right and have enough money to confuse them….and here’s some tight pants in women marketing themselves on the internet with their tight pants….you don’t even need to go to the mall to CREEPER cam these girls at Victoria’s Secret or at the base of the stairs leading to the food court anymore, they do ALL the work for us….amazing!

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