Tight pants are the most magical pant…unless you’re a fat fuck and the motherfuckers are squeezing you so fucking hard your hemorrhoid implodes and you no longer…and just like that…a pain in the ass to last a lifetime…but when I look at these tight pants I don’t think of myself in tight pants, since all pants I wear are tight, I like to size down because it makes my genital print more offensive to the onlookers…when I think of tight pants I think of hot chicks in tight pants…even though I know ugly chicks wear them too…it’s the inclusivity thing…ugly people don’t think they are ugly anymore….too bad right…more reason to wake up and go back to bullying people, we all hate each other based on big catch all broad stroke reasons…let’s go back to hating each other on an individual basis…like cuz you got an ugly face…when and why did we give ugly people the right to join the good looking club….it makes no sense…the good looking people would never allow that…clearly the ugly people just overthrew them and they couldn’t fight them off cuz there are so many uglies….

YOU GET WHAT I AM SAYING…not all tight pants are created equally, but I would cum on them all equally…I mean what else would the point of having a penis be…RIGHT? RIGHT…I know…

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