I was just in line behind some girl in tight pants for about an hour, she was trying to figure out how to download an app and I thought the whole thing was crazy since she was likely 20 years old, which as it turns out made being in line behind her for an hour far more interesting than if she was a similarly dressed 45 year old mom trying to dress youthful, fit and instagrammy like they were Kate Hudson…

For the hour I was behind this girl, I counted her pull her pants out of her cunt 23 times ….because they were just so tight and I guess irritating to her pussy…but it could have been a least infection, or any other STD, these young people are fucking perverts….

In conclusion, Tight Pants were the highlight of my day…

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