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2021

22

Jun

Julianne Hough Titty Grab of the Day

I wonder what it must feel like for a Mormon raised girl to grab her tits on her social media like some young harlot….

I would imagine pretty conflicted if she hasn’t fully denounced the church and remembers some of the lessons she learned in the church….but I also imagine that Julianne Hough sold her soul to the devil to get on Dancing with the Stars in the first place, and everything since then has been some heathen shit….including but not limited to having cocaine fuelled anal sex with Ryan Seacrest….

I guess this is more than just her grabbing her own tit, she’s got a homie milking her like a cow….you know white girls in their 40s with bad hair dye jobs being wild for attention with their celebrity friends…you know the kind of basic bitch with her “WINE TIME” t-shirt or wall art she bought of Etsy….

I don’t know who this army of weirdos are, I just know that they need some guidance on how to produce better lesbian titty videos, cuz this shit looks angry and mean spirited…something a creepy pervert who works at the dairy farm could probably relate to….

I will say, this is the kind of thing that brings me embarrassment in my chest….it happens when people sing and dance badly and people think they are being funny or cute but just being painfully lame that us empaths absorb and channel into our own self hatred because we can’t believe how bad the world must be for this nonsense to be produced and shared by a bunch of dinner party middled aged trash who think they are awesome, important and having a great night…in Houghs Mormon shadow…

What would Jedediah Morgan Grant say about this….maybe he’d hop in and sister wives the ho….cuz you may not be able to make a wife out of a ho, but you can make sister wives out of them…FACT.





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