Tight Pants are nothing new, but they are fucking everywhere thanks to girls being narcissistic shameless fucks who want you to see their assholes….through their pants cuz they’re not sluts…unless you’re paying for their premium content…

The tight pant is now the athletic pant, so if you’re a fat bitch pretending to work out, or a mom pretending to still be hot, you just squeeze yourself into these form fitting outfits and give boners to the guy bagging your groceries, you know to feel good about your gross whore self….

I am not against Tight Pants, this is not a war on tight pants, this is a celebration of all the tight pants out there cuz girls in tight pants being shameless makes being alive semi-interesting….or more interesting than when they wore ill-fitting pants like they did in the 90s…

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