Tight Pants are pretty fucking ridiculous…at least the level of viral that tight pants have managed to achieve…and I know tight pants aren’t all that new…they were worn in the 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, 00s, 10s, and today….I get that…but there was a time when laidback leisure wear was loose fitting, sloppy looking, and designed for periods…but now…it’s about showing the world your clit through your pants…

I tend to not leave the hose but when I do, I’ve seen more and more internet outfits, because I see the tight pants incessantly on the internet, which I useually just reduce to girls trying to get attention, to get followers, so that they can live their best Kardashian influencer bullshit virtual existence…you don’t look like that in real life you photoshopped bitch…your followers are real you fake follower buying bitch…but let’s ignore real life for this second life that is now the first life cuz no one cares to jerk off to you in real life….I think it’s called CATFISHING…

Anyway, I left the house, I saw the tight pants, it was pretty outrageous and I don’t really know how dudes aren’t jerking off to everything they see in public, but maybe they just go home to deplete themselves of all their testosterone, because these tight pants are outrageus…and these girls with their whole DON’T SEXUALIZE me…then why are you basically in a thin second skin for me to see your gateway to your soul…if you don’t want me to sexualize you…not to mention your LINKTREE in your BIO tells me another story…but I guess the hope is that everyone turns gay or is gay….they are working on the programming…but some of us old timers aren’t gay yet…so in that…we biologically CANNOT not SEXUALIZE you….losers…hot tight pant wearing losers…except when you’re fat…in which case you should learn that not all trends apply to fatties…even if they pretend they do on the internet…that crossover not’s a good one….

So here are some tight pants.

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