Tight pants are better than tight pussy because at your level of desirability, you’d be lucky to get a granny who has been double fisting herself for 45 years as part of her back alley strip club act because she is homeless, out of the system, a true Wild West maverick with a drug addiction and one skill that gets her paid….you know a not so tight vagina…

While tight pants are tight on ALL vaginas, even the meaty and the wind-tunnel ones, allowing you to look at them and imagine them on your dick, or smothering your face, even though you know they never will…but you can archive that shit for the spank bank, or you can even archive that shit to visualize when you go out there to find old Loosey Linday the Back Alley Fister when she’s willing to let you stick it in her for an extra 5 bucks….

The tight pant…is so important….more important than you even know…

Here are some tight pants!

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