I appreciate that the female hive mind has decided that wearing leggings is perfectly acceptable in all situations, because I like to stare at assholes through pants when the opportunity presents itself.

Whether they are heading to work, running errands or just out to party they have decided that looking like they are just heading to or from their PILATES class is the fashion choice to make. It’s probably some instagram programming, but I like to stare at assholes through pants when the opportunity presents itself.

So as I get lost in the tight pants, wondering if they are wearing underwear or not, since underwear gets in the way of me staring at assholes through pants, but I somehow manage to power through those obstacles….judge a man for how he deals with adversity…or some shit…..

I am reminded that women like to complain in the gym about toxic masculine gaze being problematic as it objectifies them in the gym…never taking responsibility for wearing pants that I can stare at assholes through for being the reason…since that’s the “he raped her because she was in a mini-skirt” excuse they don’t seem to like…even though it’s far easier to rape a girl in a mini skirt than one in tight pants….but where there is a will there’s a way and where there is a slutty woman, there’s someone never being accountable for their actions….

So let’s collectively celebrate the tight pants, for being rape resistant but also for allowing us to stare at assholes thought pants.

THEY KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING…..

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