Jessica Lowndes Big Tits of the Day

2019

Jan

Jessica Lowndes who isn’t famous – but is more famous than you….which isn’t saying much, but you’ve been trying with all your selfies and MEMES on facebook, I mean I’ve been reading your status updates and if you’re not trying to be the funny guy in your friend group, I don’t know what else you’d be doing, or how you can justify that kind of behavior other than attention seeking. I blame a lack of breast feeding…

Lowndes, who hasn’t acted since 90210….a Canadian who was once on Degrassi and made the move to the USA to steal your jobs with Nina Dobrev…has managed to stack up some fake tits and now trying to be an influencer as all the sluts, and apparently you…and your memes and status updates prove….

She’s got big fake tits and if you’re going to be a half rate celebrity….have big fake tits.

The most interesting thing about her is that her dad ran across Canada as a teen, from one Igloo to the fucking Rest….

The rumor is she is also Nelly Furtado’s sister…those Eskimos are crazy….while I think she may be Nelly Furtado as I’ve never seen them in the same room….

Canada…drunk on maple syrup shit.