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2021

24

May

Jessica Lowndes Bikini of the Day

Jessica Lowndes is the Canadian I’ve never met, because she left Canada to live out the American dream like a migrant child at your border being human trafficked….through TEXAS to NASHVILLE…the way nature intended….if she stayed in Canada, I am sure I would not have met her anyway, because I don’t go to the yearly Maple Syrup party they send all citizens to attend like it was a QUARANTINE HOTEL…..

She’s from 90210 the New Class….she only does Hallmark movies now…but in the process of being famous, or having some level of fame, which is a hilarious concept since celebrity is fucking lame, lacks soul, lacks vision, and these people who play “celebrities” are typically boring as fuck…but in being famous, having that celebrity budget, she’s managed to buy some tits that she’s showing off in bikini for you….32 and wanting you to stare at her bikini body…reduced to some OnlyFans girl despite having been on TV…because the agenda being pushed is BE SLEAZY….BE PERVERTED….BE HALF NAKED…it’s how these girls compete with each other for likes and follows making us all the winners because there was a time you had to wait for LOHAN to go on a beach vacation to see her in a bikini but nowadays…it’s half naked ALL the time…what a good time for all involved….even the actress who is there to be a body, who knows likes mean money and relevance, even if they are the low hanging fruit likes of “I’m in a bikini”….keep on rewarding these idiots of half nakedness cuz I like the half nakedness…

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