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2008

Oct

Miley Cyrus Hits Up the Tanning Salon of the Day

Miley Cyrus like all young sluts, was spotted leaving the tanning salon the other day. There’s just something about tanning salons that screams that anyone who goes to them is not a fucking virgin, especially when they are in California, the Sunny State, leading me to believe she’s sleeping in all day and in up all night doing inappropriate things with her vagina. The only places that would confirm that she is breaching her promise ring promise, more than this tanning salon, would be the Bikini Wax Studio or Planned Parenthood. Either way, she’s not hot, she’s underage, so thinking about her banging shouldn’t be on your masturbation list, but whether she gets fully naked or leaves her panties on during her tanning bed sessions, should be, I just haven’t figured out why.

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2008

Sep

Katy Perry and Miley Cyrus in a Lesbian Pedophile Fantasy of the Day

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So Katy Perry is doing all that she can to hold onto this fame that she’s unfortunately got for a song that I can’t fucking stand and she’s doing it by hanging out with Miley Cyrus, giving us all some Lesbian Pedophile fantasies we’d get arrested for if we tried to play shit out with a couple girls we meet at the bus station on video. Now I can’t stand either of these sluts because they come to the party that is my life uninvited, on TV or on the Radio or pretty much anywhere I am and that makes me fuckin’ hate them. They are thrown down my fuckin’ throat and all I see is talentless shit that don’t deserve to be where they are, but I don’t have the power to make them go away, so I’ll just stare at Katy Perry’s fat tits and fat stomach in her stupid outfit while thinkin’ about Miley Cyrus’ virginity being a thing of the past.

At last night’s awards, Russel Brand, who I think was in over his head but still a decent host because he’s got a funny way about him and who I like since seeing him live and realizing he’s a definite talent, played it kinda safe. He was ripping into the Jonas brother’s about their promise rings and how they don’t do the pussy being thrown at them because they are contractually not allowed to and he made fun of this whole virginity lie the media is feeding our youth. Then Jordin Sparks from American Idol and Rich Daddy who paid for her career and all the junk food that made her this way came out saying it’s better to be a virgin than a slut, because that’s what she tells herself every night when she finds herself crying after masturbating because no one wants her Gorilla lookin’ body and instead of Russel Brand tearing her apart he came out and back tracked on his promise ring shit he was using to carry him through the show and said it’s okay to be a virgin and it’s commedable, and that kind of pussy footing pisses me off, but I guess dude’s just trying to make it in America without making enemies but was still fuckin’ weak on his part…..because the entire world knows this promise ring, God shit is a lie and that girls like Miley Cyrus give better blowjobs than a pornstar because they are eager, bright eyed and their daddy taught them proper back when they lived on the farm or some shit….

Either way, here are those pictures….

Bonus That’s Not Really a Bonus – Katy Perry and Her Annoying Lesbian Attention Whore Tits at Some Party of the Day

Posted in:Katy Perry|Miley Cyrus|VMAS

2008

Sep

Miley Cyrus’ Mother’s Ass of the Day

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If you’re wondering where Miley learned all about boys and how to sleep your way to the top and suck dick proper, you’re lookin’ at her ass. I am not entirely sure if this is Miley’s hot mom who only married Miley’s father because she was a small town girl and it’s not everyday you meet a man you’ve once seen on TV and heard on the radio. She’s the kind of slut who climbs the ladder socially and is obviously easily impressed, because any self respecting person would just laugh at Billy Ray’s success like the rest of us, while she jumped at the opportunity and fucked him because he was way cooler in her town than every other guy she worked her way through with her vagina, from the local bar owner, to the local rodeo champ, to the highschool football quarterback and anyone who seemingly was more glamorous, connected and richer than her. I could be wrong, I usually am, but either way she looks like a fake titty slut and Billy Ray was her salvation from her miserable country life where she was known as Latiticia, a pretty solid stripper name, but now that she’s made it she just goes by “Tish” and this is her skinny Miley Mom Ass.

Bonus that’s not really a bonus – Miley on a Date, which thew me off a little because I expected the only guys she’d sleep with to be a little older, like in their 40s, balding, Jewish and in a suit rockin’ the Disney corporate credit card like nobody’s business, but maybe this is her way of telling us that she’s normal and dates other rich kids in her neighborhood along with the executives at Disney. Who knows or cares, because at least she’s living up to her slut reputation and I should be more supportive of that, even though I don’t think it will last, his car doesn’t even have a leather interior.

Posted in:Ass|Miley Cyrus|Mom

2008

Aug

Miley Cyrus is Still Pretending She’s a Normal 15 Year Old of the Day

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Last week I posted some pictures of Miley Cyrus on a Bike . I went on to say that it was all a scam by Disney who want to clean up her image and where older women stage bikini pictures, she’s going to have to stage some normal 15 year old activity pictures for the world to forget she’s a whore.

When I came across these pictures from the other day, I realized that I could have been a little quick to judge as I tend to be, and maybe she is just a 15 year old girl doing normal things. I mean I did sit in on an advertising class that year I pretended to go to college because of the pussy and I do remember the teacher saying that repetition is the key to getting it into the mind of the consumer, so maybe one of the Executives at Disney was in that class, which I doubt because it was a shitty Canadian community college, but it is possible and they are going to milk this acting 15 shit as long as they can until the public forget the last 6 months and are forced to remember her on her fuckin’ bike.

I guess it’s nice to see a 15 year old who has so much going for them, still down to earth, still living a balanced life and these bike riding pictures are a nice balance to her sucking off three black dudes while fisting her best friend Leslie who said “she’s just being Miley” last night, at least that’s what sources close to her emailed me saying she was up to before re-attaching the seat to this bike she’s riding and takin’ it out for some Pizza!!! Yay Pizza.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Slut

2008

Aug

Miley Cyrus Leaving Disney Smiling of the Day

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So Miley Cyrus left Disney with a big smile on her face. Maybe she went in to collect her money and she realized that she can now buy the world, but I like to think the executives gave her an amazing orgasm, you know with their adult sized dicks and the skill they have from all their years of fuckin’ chicks and the fact that the whole thing is seen as being so wrong by the rest of the world, but so right when it’s going down on their desk, it’s just something the 15 year old boys she lets up in her on the regular really can’t compete with.

Posted in:Disney|Miley Cyrus|Smiles

2008

Aug

Miley Cyrus in Some Staged “Being 15 Years Old” Pictures of the Day

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Some girls stage bikini pictures to get attention, Miley Cyrus on the other hand stages bike riding pictures, trying to secure the idea of her being a wholesome 15 year old virgin who likes doing normal 15 year old things, while we all know she’s grown up too fast, has become a cocky spoiled brat of a girl, who in no way hasn’t had sex despite making claims that she doesn’t. It’s the Paris Hilton generation and at any given time that big breasted stupid girl in the corner willing to listen to you talk her ear off in exchange for a free drink and who gets drunk enough off that drink to suck you off in the bathroom like she thinks she’s supposed to, is actually a 15 year old girl. Not that that has ever happened to you, but at the rate things are going, sluts are younger and younger and probably will and you won’t say no because a one drink blowjob from a minor is a great return on investment, until their father finds out and breaks your fuckin’ legs for being a fuckin’ pedophile.

So the real sicknes in all this is not that young girls fuck, or that Miley Cyrus fucks it’s that you wish you were that bike seat and since even you and your delusions know that isn’t possible, would totally settle with just smelling the seat. That makes me feel uncomfortable.

Posted in:Bike|Miley Cyrus

2008

Aug

Miley Cyrus and Her Spoiled Brat Face of the Day

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Miley Cyrus may be richer than Jesus, but that doesn’t mean she isn’t a stain on the world…. The truth is when I look at these pictures of her lookin’ like she just got her wisdom teeth removed, with her busted up mouth and swollen face, I am amazed that she’s even got cast to be on the show that changed the world. I am just as surprised that she hasn’t used some of her money to get corrective dental surgery all while not knowing how a producer looked at her and said that she’s the one they are going to invest in.

I am also shocked that people are drawn to her, find her attractive or talented while she sounds retarded everytime she speaks and looks like a less than average girl. The worst thing in all this is that I know the cunty attitude she probably lays down on everyone, because she knows she’s a big deal and because her bank account is pretty fuckin’ full and this bratty face of hers is one that needs a good fuckin’ beating because that scour is one a 4 year old makes when in line in front of me at the grocery store and his mom doesn’t buy him candy about 30 seconds before the screaming and tantrum throwing starts. The same tantrum throwing that gets under my fuckin skin and makes me want to suicide bomb the fuckin store, but in all fairness I have social anxiety and don’t really like being in public when sober.

Either way, she reminds me of the kids at the house I used to do landscaping for who had parents that were never around, because the mom was too busy fucking her tennis coach and her personal trainer when not buying designer clothes or at the spa getting her hair and nails done and the dad was too busy working making money to support their lavishly annoying lifestyle, that the kids were stuck with a nanny who they treated like a shitty fucking employee at a Plantation in the south in the 1800s. I’m talking spitting on the bitch and tormenting her and neglecting to listen to anything she said because they knew they had the power and they knew she wouldn’t complain because she knew the parents would side with the kids leaving her and her illegal ass on a plane back home.

I hate rich kids and I hate their fuckin’ “me” mentality that makes them neglect to be pleasant people to be around because they are too busy complaining, whining and being obnoxious while always getting their spoiled rich kid cunt way…..the only thing good about rich kids is the drug addiction and sexual escapades they do in attempts to get some attention from their parents, but that’s just because sex and drugs are inspiring.

Posted in:Brat|Miley Cyrus

2008

Aug

Miley Cyrus is Wholesome of the Day

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I think Miley Cyrus got away with breaking the promise ring clause in her Disney Contract by replacing the shit with a cockring and as long as whatever homie she’s banging has that shit on, she’s legally allowed to claim she’s made a vow to virginity until marriage before god, because let’s face it, the last time I saw a girl in a mini skirt, dressed like a school girl do the splits, was at a strip club and there was a middle aged black man with a ten dollar bill in his mouth under her that she was trying to snatch up with her snatch…..oh…that’s why they call it that…..

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Wholesome

2008

Aug

Miley Cyrus Shows Her Cooch To her Teenage Fans of the Day

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This is kinda perverted of me to post because she’s 12 and despite being a 12 year old who is obviously a slut and who is probably having sex, and if she isn’t having sex, than she’s definitely sucking dick and probably pulling the same shit this girl I used to date when I was 14 would pull on me and let me stick it in her ass because she wanted to stay a virgin, a dream now but one that came at a time that I was too young to appreciate the beauty of anal sex and I just wanted to fuck a vagina, but I am not the wardrobe dude or the guy at Disney who told Miley to wear a skirt short enough for the front row of her performance because important people were sitting in the front row. I am talking about perverted producers who have been allocating lots of money into the Miley Cyrus empire and who haven’t even had a one on one session with her yet because her handlers don’t want to give them what they want and end the money train, but instead string them along like an amateur teen model site that never shows the girl’s vagina because they know we keep coming back for more in hopes of seeing it.

Either way, she wore a short skirt at some performance, and you can make something out of her crotch in these pics, but not as much as you’d probably like, but that’s just because you’ll only be happy when you see your pathetic dick up in this.

Bonus – Some More of her Personal Cellphone Pics….

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Performance|Upskirt

2008

Jul

Miley Cyrus Turns Down a Relevant and Important Spokesperson Job of the Day

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LifeStyles Condoms made a good move the other day and approached Miley Cyrus to be the spokesperson for their brand. Not because they think she is a little sexual deviant, but because they know that her audience is mainly made up of 14 year old girls, and they figure that reaching and educating those 14 year old girls about safe sex using someone they look up to, is something needed in the world we live in, because 1 in 4 teenage girls get an STD by the time they are 18 and it’s probably not from fucking you.

Now Miley Cyrus and her “people” have turned down the offer, claiming that promoting safe sex is something they will NEVER do, because I guess they don’t see the actual good they could do and see the potential backlash from the conservative parents and Disney, who feel like sweeping SEX under the rug makes everyone feel like they are living in the Magic Kingdon of Peter Pan joy, where bad things don’t happen, while the kids who live in these households are out at teenage sex parties lickin’ teenage asshole and taking 2-6 dicks on at once.

The fact that supporting safe sex, would not only add value to someone who is otherwise useless, and give someone who looks like a money grubbing spoiled little cunt some purpose while saving some lives and making a difference in the process is seen as a negative, while her shitty attitude is probably more detrimental to the public.

She has posed nude, she has tons of slutty personal pics hit the net, and a source close to the actress has told me that she’s a fuckin’ slut. I always thought that she was respecting her “virginity” clause in her Disney contract and at first she was just sucking dick and taking it up the ass, but she has made the move to vaginal sex and Disney is struggling with keeping that shit underwraps, because their right-winged conservative producers are the ones who taught her how to fuck between shooting scenes.

I hate the fact that people don’t have any accountability, that don’t have any social responsibility and that they lie to the fucking public with promise rings and other candy coated unrealistic bullshit all to save face and not disrubt brand image. We all live in this world, we all see what actually goes down and we all think it’s important to address the fucking issues instead of pretending they don’t exist and this is just an example of why you should hate Miley Cyrus more than you already do.

Posted in:LifeStyles Condoms|Miley Cyrus