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2009

Jul

Dita Von Teese Does Bar Mitzvah Appearances of the Day

I am not sure what rich person private party these pictures are from, but based on how relevant aging goth chicks who were once in Playboy after becoming famous on the internet for doing lesbian porn, back when the internet was just starting out and there was limited girls willing to get naked and hide the fact that they are whores behind some lost art of “striptease” and instead of accepting that they are nothing but worthless sluts, pretend they are performing artists, it wasn’t anything too high profile.

Her internet scam bigger than the nigeria shit, helped secure a decent fan base of dudes waiting to see her pussy, before getting scooped up by the mainstream, becoming the face of burlesque, in a time when burlesque suddenly became popular, leaving her the person fat girls with dyed black hair and bangs aspire to be, and leaving me confused why people care about some bullshit rip off burlesque show, all while securing her with big live shows at actual theaters and not in back alleys where she belongs, making her rich from selling her body, and leaving me really unsure how this all played out, mainly because she’s totally unattractive.

Anyway, at least she’s out doing private functions for a few bucks now, because that’s usually a sign that the end is near.

Click this link to see the rest of the pictures of the party you weren’t invited to
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Based on the Jawline – I think this is Rumer Willis – Maybe It was Her Party –

Pics via TheCobraSnake

Posted in:Bar Mitzvah|Dita Von Teese|Performance

2009

May

Amy Winehouse Hot Performance Pictures of the Day

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I am pretty fucking lazy. It is Monday. I should be up with the sun and rockin’ the internet for all you unappreciative pricks for free, just because I’m a nice fucking guy, who likes giving so much of my fucking self to you and get nothing in fuckin’ return because I have nothing better to do with my time.

I feel a lot like Amy Winehouse. She was in concert in St Lucia this past weekend and bitch got fucking booed and laughed at just for getting on stage and making a fucking fool of herself.

It’s one of those if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say it situations. Just let the bitch do her thing even if it makes no fucking sense, makes you feel awkward or uncomfortable, it’s her artistic vision and by vision I mean slow and painful death.

I guess what it really comes down to is how fuckin’ hot this bitch looked, everyone thinks she’s disgusting, but I’d pay money to get wrist deep in the unshowered, cold, dead pussy.

Hello Day!

Here is the Video of her Performing…..and Getting Booed……

Here She is From Another View…This Dude’s Got 4 Clips So Go Thru Them Cuz I’m Too Lazy

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Posted in:Amy Winebouse|Performance|St Lucia

2009

Feb

MIA Pregnant Performance at the Grammy’s of the Day

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I know Sri Lankans, some of my favorite beer venders are Sri Lankans, and evey time I go in the fucking place, the wife is knocked the fuck up and about to explode babies all over the cigarette display case, so seeing MIA performing on her due date didn’t do much for me, except turn me on, because I know the sheer top on pregnant chick is wrong because she’s too pregnant to take out back and rape like a farm animal, hey don’t hate me, she’s the cocktease, but clearly not always one because in a few hours bitch will be naked on a bed getting a 8 pound living thing ripped out of her snatch that she got getting 8 inches shoved in her snatch the last time she wore sheer panties and everyone knows that makin’ babies does more damage emotionally and physically than rape….so maybe you should find the baby daddy and tell him what he did was wrong, and leave me the fuck alone.

On a side note, Maya, as she’s known in Montreal to the hipsters, comes through here on the regular because one of her 300 aunts owns…wait for it…a store here, and I hear she’s nothing but a sweetheart to get drunk with so I won’t dis her like she was Lily Allen, Katy Perry or Lady Gaga or that trash, and I’ll just wish her a happy pregnancy/healthy delivery/and pray from some before and after pussy shots.

See, I’m a nice guy.

Here are some pictures of her dressed like a clown, if you look closely you’ll see her baby’s hand giving you the finger, cuz motherfucker’s already a rockstar, you’d have to be to survive that hairy womb.

Posted in:MIA|Performance|Pregnant

2009

Jan

Lady Gaga Performs on Leno in her Pantyhose of the Day

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Lady Gaga performed her Let’s Dance song on Leno, and being the modern artist she pretends to be, something a local stripper used to tell me she was every time I grabbed her tits for 10 dollars a song, she decided to wear a pair of pantyhose over a black/dark colored lacy thong. Well besides it reminding me of my mom getting ready to go to to a big meeting back in the 80s, I thought it was a pretty bold move. Not because it was daring and the censor’s probably should have cut it, but because she showed her world her big ol’ ass, something most girls try to hide.

Maybe she’s pulling the whole giving the audience everything angle, like that she’s opened her soul to us and invited us into her bedroom looking like my grandmother getting ready for church on a Sunday Morning in her skin toned pantyhose, maybe she’s trying to appeal to pantyhose fetishist, maybe she spilled something her her skirt that she was supposed to wear over her hose and got inspired thinking it was a sign from god, maybe it doesn’t matter why or how this happened and what matters is that she doesn’t take her own advice and just Dance, because if she danced a little more she’d probably be a whole lot better to jerk off to and whole lot less black guys would be swooning over her, because in case you didn’t know girls, black dudes swooning over you is a sure sign you gotta go on a diet because Black dudes love meaty bitches and by meaty I mean fat.

Either way, watch the video, take it in and count the days before Aguilera incorporates this into her act. Only to switch it up, she plans on showing off her pregnancy bulge from her loose cunt. True story.

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Leno|Panties|Performance

2008

Dec

Pussycat Dolls Doing a Wholesome Christmas Performance for the Kids of the Day

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The Pussycat Dolls brought in the Christmas cheer, by dressing up in latex and corsets and showing off their tits and asses as they danced around simulating sex. Sure that may not being a conventional Christmas for you, but you’re probably the kind of motherfucker who goes home for the holidays to re-connect with family and friends and relive your beautiful little picture perfect childhood, and not the kind of guy who goes to the strip club for lap dances, because without the strippers in your life, you’ve got no one else, because you are all alone and no one called you to invite you to spend the holidays with them and you have no choice but to go the only place you know someone will badly pretend to like you and not your wallet so that you can sit down with them for a nice Turkey Dinner and gift exchange for 10 dollars a dance in the booth, with contact. Tis the fuckin’ season for suicide… ya know.

Posted in:Christmas|Latex|Performance|Pussycat Dolls

2008

Nov

Britney Spears Lip Synching of the Day

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Britney Spears perfomed at some party in Germany, not it wasn’t a Nazi Party, that shit ended a long time ago, but it was something less hateful towards fags, jews, retards, russians and whatever else the Nazi Party killed, because let’s face it, I’m not historian, but I do know that Britney’s career should be history.

Bitch lip synched her way through her computerized song Womanzier. She was in some lingerie shit, she didn’t look good, even though she looks better than she did in her lowest of low points in theory, but I have a thing for girls on the verge of killing themselves, they usually fuck as crazy as they look, not to say that she’s not still worth fucking, because all girls are worth fucking, even if Britney’s got a fleshy smoked meat sandwich of a pussy after all those kids….what’s that? It’s not actually a smoked meat sandwich pussy but a smoked meat sandwich sandwich that she keeps in her pants to keep warm so that she has something to snack on every time her blood sugar drops? I guess you can’t take the fat chick habits out of the fat chick just because she’s not so fat anymore….

Here are the pics. Today is going to be a struggle….

Posted in:Britney Spears|Performance|Womanzier

2008

Sep

Jessica Simpson is Seriously Desperate for Male Attention of the Day

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I posted these Jessica Simpson pics the other day without realizing that there was an ass flash during the performance, I am sure I am not the first guy to neglect this girls ass, even though everytime she has sex homeboy is trying his fuckin’ hardest to get up in it for fear of accidentally knocking her up because we all know how badly she wants a baby. She’s the kind of girl you use a condom with and when you are done, you bury that shit in the backyard in hopes that her desperate womb doesn’t find it and flip it inside out to try to imregnate herself with it.

I feel for this girl though, it’s always hard for an older sibling to see their younger sibling do things before them, but I think if she took the time to actually see who knocked Ashlee up, she’d feel better about things and probably back the fuck up from all the food that fat ass has been emotionally eating.

Either way, this is a pretty interesting take on being country, I wonder when she’ll incorporate the live sex with a horse component to the performance, I hear that’s how they do it back home on the farm when there’s no cock to be found for 4 counties….I don’t know what I am talking about.

Posted in:Jessica Simspon|Performance|Upskirt

2008

Sep

Pink’s Nipple Tape at the VMAs of the Day

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I hate saying this, but Pink looked good at the VMAs. Maybe it’s because she’s lost her husband and is lookin’ for new cock, or maybe because she was the bread winner in her household when she was married and when he left her has since decided to take off her pants and be a girl again or something, I just don’t know, but I do know that I was feeling her performance, despite the song being a little too personal and awkward to listen to, like the time I got stuck in a doctor’s office with a male stripper who went off about how he isn’t gay but how he lets guys fuck him for money if he’s on enough drugs and that he was at the Doctor’s office for some lump they found growing in his neck that could be AIDS, making me not want to be the one sitting next to him in one of those real “too much information” situations that is actually too much information and not just some white person over-using the “too much information” expression like they do when you tell them shit like that you are constipated or that you haven’t jerked off in a month or that the first time you had anal sex, you got shit on your dick, or whatever it is that white people say “too much information” to, when you aren’t even telling them too much infomation and are just trying to make conversation…..

You get what I mean….and I don’t get why I was into Pink last night, but here are some pics to celebrate.

Posted in:Nipple|Performance|Pink|Topless

2008

Aug

Jessica Simpson Performs in Some Shorts of the Day

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Jessica Simpson is wearing shorts to really try to live out this whole country thing, because the only country about her was that she was born to a rich family in Texas who packed their bags to have an even richer family in California and the only thing this bitch knows about backwoods is that it’s what her dad calls anal sex and the closest thing she’s ever been to backwoods was her role in Dukes of Hazard, kinda offending the actual backwoods folk who listen to her shit as it pollutes their contry airwaves and coutry music festivals she shows up to in these offensive costumes, like the time I went to a Caribbean festival dressed like Blackface, that’s I lie, I was actually wearing a KKK cape in the car because my friend bet me that I wouldn’t do it, and he was right because that’s the kind of shit that gets you shot, but I did go to a Jewish Temple once with the Jew Cap on as a joke that wasn’t really funny and turned out to be really fuckin’ boring….but yeah, Jessica Simpson is doin some hollywood shit, not relating to the market she’s trying to seduce and is pretty much pissing everyone the fuck off and the whole time she’s doing it, I would love to be fucking her…..

PS – I have a fever so if what I write makes no sense, it’s cuz I am dying, ya fuckin’ Pervert.

Posted in:Jessica Simpson|Performance|Shorts

2008

Aug

Miley Cyrus Shows Her Cooch To her Teenage Fans of the Day

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This is kinda perverted of me to post because she’s 12 and despite being a 12 year old who is obviously a slut and who is probably having sex, and if she isn’t having sex, than she’s definitely sucking dick and probably pulling the same shit this girl I used to date when I was 14 would pull on me and let me stick it in her ass because she wanted to stay a virgin, a dream now but one that came at a time that I was too young to appreciate the beauty of anal sex and I just wanted to fuck a vagina, but I am not the wardrobe dude or the guy at Disney who told Miley to wear a skirt short enough for the front row of her performance because important people were sitting in the front row. I am talking about perverted producers who have been allocating lots of money into the Miley Cyrus empire and who haven’t even had a one on one session with her yet because her handlers don’t want to give them what they want and end the money train, but instead string them along like an amateur teen model site that never shows the girl’s vagina because they know we keep coming back for more in hopes of seeing it.

Either way, she wore a short skirt at some performance, and you can make something out of her crotch in these pics, but not as much as you’d probably like, but that’s just because you’ll only be happy when you see your pathetic dick up in this.

Bonus – Some More of her Personal Cellphone Pics….

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Performance|Upskirt