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Dita Von Teese Does Bar Mitzvah Appearances of the Day

I am not sure what rich person private party these pictures are from, but based on how relevant aging goth chicks who were once in Playboy after becoming famous on the internet for doing lesbian porn, back when the internet was just starting out and there was limited girls willing to get naked and hide the fact that they are whores behind some lost art of “striptease” and instead of accepting that they are nothing but worthless sluts, pretend they are performing artists, it wasn’t anything too high profile.

Her internet scam bigger than the nigeria shit, helped secure a decent fan base of dudes waiting to see her pussy, before getting scooped up by the mainstream, becoming the face of burlesque, in a time when burlesque suddenly became popular, leaving her the person fat girls with dyed black hair and bangs aspire to be, and leaving me confused why people care about some bullshit rip off burlesque show, all while securing her with big live shows at actual theaters and not in back alleys where she belongs, making her rich from selling her body, and leaving me really unsure how this all played out, mainly because she’s totally unattractive.

Anyway, at least she’s out doing private functions for a few bucks now, because that’s usually a sign that the end is near.

Click this link to see the rest of the pictures of the party you weren’t invited to

Based on the Jawline – I think this is Rumer Willis – Maybe It was Her Party –

Pics via TheCobraSnake

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