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2008

17

Apr

Danity Kane Perform on Some Shitty Show of the Day

I actually got hate mail for yesterday’s post on Aubrey O’Day being a D-List nothing who no one will give a fuck about when Making of the Band 4 comes out but that she’ll have a good career of being a useless whore now that guys everywhere want to fuck her.

I admit that I didn’t do much research on the band or Aubrey before making those claims, but that’s just because I have better things to do with my time, like take shits, or wait until I have to shit, or pretty much anything involving shit, because this band is shit and I have made it a point to not bother with shit that I know won’t be around in a few months, because I just can’t handle the loss once I am emotionally attached. It’s kinda the same reason I dumped my girlfriend who was diagnosed with breast cancer, even though we were madly in love and talking about marriage and starting a family back when I was bright eyed in my early 20s and working a decent job with a lot of room for career advancement despite being uneducated, this was before I got into this whole mess with the bitch I actually married. It turns out I made a mistake in walking out because my ex ended up living, landing an great job and lives the life of luxury and won’t give me the time of day, even though I found her on facebook, I guess people don’t like it when their partners walk out of them in times of terminal disease, but that doesn’t matter.

What does matter, is that this asshole goes off on me about how Danity Kane have a number 1 song, about how talented the group is and how they have staying power, so when video came in, I had no choice but to watch it and post it.

This is not talent, this is not good, it is some garbage produced with a handful of wishful thinking talentless whores who don’t deserve success but answered a casting call on a dream and just happened to be the best of the shit and that’s the equivalent of fucking the hottest retarded girl at the retard home, bitch is still handicapped just a little less handicap than the others.

The fact that this works is a testament of how the public is easily manipulated by TV but the truth is they were promoting on Kimmel, so I guess that doesn’t really count, since it’s not real TV. It’s more like the Danity Kane of late night TV. I’d still fuck Aubrey and the rest of them, but I also fucked my wife recently, so I guess that proves I’d fuck anything but in my wife’s defense, the sounds she makes when she shits sound better than Danity Kane…..I’ll stop now.

Posted in:Danity Kane|Performance

2008

03

Feb

Paula Abdul Dance Like There’s No Tomorrow at the Superbowl of the Day

Here is Randy Jackson taking advantage of a mentally unstable Paula Abdul and convincing her to perform on his new record because he needs all the help he can get and Paula doesn’t really know what day it is so when Randy gave her the lyrics and showed her the dance moves her glazed over eyes lit up and this lip syncing kicked in and this is the miserable outcome.

Posted in:Paula Abdul|Performance|Superbowl