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Archive for the Fans Category

2009

16

Mar

Fans Scream for Miley of the Day

OH MY GOD IT’S FUCKING MILEY CYRUS OH MY FUCKING GOD…MILEY FUCKING CYRUS…THAT WHORE FROM TV….I NEED A PICTURE OF HER…I NEED FOLLOW HER…I NEED TO TELL HER SHE’S GORGEOUS….NOT BECAUSE SHE IS BUT BECAUSE I AM OVERWHELMED BY EMOTIONS SEEING SOME WHORE FROM TV….

Go fuck yourself. Every last one of you groupie pieces of shit who make this whore think she’s of any fucking value. I fucking hate you. But I love twitter.

UPDATE – Cars Honk at Her Too…

Posted in:Fans|Miley Cyrus|Scream

2009

09

Feb

Wrestler Chris Jericho Attacks a Female Fan of the Day

In more abuse towards women news, piece of trash Chris Jericho was rushed by some fans in Canada recently and knocked a bitch down. That’s how we like to do things here in Canada, at least that’s what I tell my wife every time I climb her like an bouncy castle and hope the bitch drops…she never does.

The point of all this is that wrestling is a fucking joke. I don’t understand and have never understood the die hard fans of this shit. They are usually socially awkward kids you’d expect to play live-action RPGs, or locally, death metal kids, and any girl who would show up to see this fucker and get his autograph deserves to be knocked the fuck down, lets hope there is brain damage and it knocks some sense into her as she spends the rest of her life bed ridden and drooling, even if the bitch is a paid actor to give this dude a little more press because even he knows he is fighting a losing battle that is legitimizing this shit or making the public think he is relevant. Maybe he doesn’t grasp the concept of intelligence, you know since he never had to really mess with it, but I like to think society is smarter than that.

Either way, he’s a cocksucker and should keep his spandex shorts for the gay bath houses he frequents at 4 am most nights of the week, even if they leave him mad enough to punch a chick, not because he hates women and vagina because they don’t feel as good as a nice muscular man’s grip or dick down his throat, but because he is frustrated that his steroid dick gets laughed and doesn’t really appreciate that he’s only relevant because he’s nothing but an asshole to fuck to the other queers. True story.

Posted in:Chris Jericho|Fans

2008

11

Nov

Some McCain Teenage Fans of the Day

Here’s a video of some teenage girls doing a typical teenage song and dance, only instead of mouthing the words to Britney Spears’ Womanizer or Rihanna, these bitches decided to get creative. They threw down some beat from some song and came up with their own lyrics, kinda what the black folk they hate so much would call a Freestyle. I guess the biggest disappointment wasn’t so much what they were saying about how the country is fucked because there’s a black president, but more the delivery. They should have written this shit out and practiced this shit in front of a mirror to make it bulletproof, instead they put up their first audition and shit’s a fuckin’ mess. They aren’t even old enough to be hot and half naked, so I didn’t really make it past “he’s black, he’s black, he’s black” or whatever the fuck they are saying and they cut off the best joke, which was assigning people to make Obama christmas ornaments so he can hang from a tree where he belongs, maybe a typical, uncreative “nigger” joke, but still has some merit of being a vulgar/offensive joke, unlike everything else, because the only thing offensive in this is their shitty production value.

I guess given their level of intelligence, it’s pretty impressive that they were able to turn on their webcam, another thing that is impressive, that their family, who probably instilled this value system into them can afford a webcam, because the biggest vocally racist people are usually not tech savvy or financially capable of buying computers…but busy working blue collar or their farms, bitter that there are richer black people than them…

Either way, watch the video, it’s pretty much worthless, and that’s something I am sure you can relate to.

Posted in:Fans|McCain

2008

05

Nov

Obama Fans are Gangstas of the Day

I was just sent this video where the reporter at some Obama thing mentions the smell of weed in the air. I mean it’s not that surprising considering he gives black people and hippies boners and they love drinkin’ his Kool Aid, and I thought it was funny that his appearance is that of a rockstar at a concert than a government official, because up until this year, politics were fuckin’ boring. I guess I should look for more tits, but I just got home from lunch and decided to check my email instead of post garbage you’ve seen on other sites, stop your whining.

Posted in:Fans|Obama

2008

12

Sep

Katy Perry Has Fans of the Day

This just in…Katy Perry has fans….let’s hope it’s some immigrant who thinks she’s someone else, because as far as I am concerned, if I hear that song one more time on the radio, I am going to personally get on a bus and make my way down to whatever trash town this bitch is from, find her and punch her in the fuckin’ face, because I can’t stand her and the way she pollutes my life and everywhere I fucking go. I hope some pyscho has the same plan for her, only instead of punching her in the face, he kidnaps her and we never here from her again. Like the time my friend’s kid got taken from the Mall when the were shopping for school clothes because he was just starting school, only he never did and 20 years later still no word from him and shit broke the family apart and really devastated the community…that was a depressing story….but a lot less depressing than the fact that Katy Perry is famous…maybe my priorities are skewed, but the way I saw it and what I told my friend is that he can always make another baby, it’s not like they kidnapped his fuckin’ balls….we don’t really talk all that much anymore….ok I am stopping this talk now.

Posted in:Fans|Katy Perry