Wow…..this doesn’t seem wrong at all…I mean all Southern gas stations should have black mannequins representing the president hanging from a noose….it just makes fucking sense right….you know with all that slavery shit they once fought for….
It is nice to know that we don’t live in a racist America….not that I live in America…but you get what I am saying…and if you don’t…that this KKK shit is fucking crazy…
You see I make fun of every race, color, gender, sexual orientation, political position….I get called racist all the time but I actually love everyone…and firmly believe we are all idiots….and all God’s children…
So this kinda hate….especially when fed to ignorant retards…is just not good for much….it isn’t even funny…if anything it is almost fucking scary….
First he pisses off the Jewish people by saying he thinks Palestine should be its own country. Now he’s doing the Hitler. Maybe I’m looking too far into it cuz I showed a jewish person at the coffee shop and he said “what’s the big deal, he’s just waving”….and that my friend, is why I focus on Tits and not Politics…
Here is a video of a dude with a small penis who decided to streak Obama. If you watch the news, you’ve probably heard of him, but since you just masturbate all day to pictures of Miley Cyrus, you likely haven’t….I always appreciate a good streaking video, even if the streaker doesn’t have a vagina, but instead a penis that looks like a vagina, you’d think he’d keep underwraps, but I guess if he did, that wouldn’t make him a streaker, now would it. Watch.
People are bitching about Obama dancing all the fucking time. He danced with J.Lo, he danced to Beyonce, now he’s dancing with some slut named Thalia, he just dances and fucking dances all the fucking time and the racist rednecks hate it because they think it is a black thing and everyone knows black people like to get down, and they want to see a more serious President, but I think it’s nice to see that he’s just happy to be alive and having a good time and taking advantage of his celebrity, it’s a lot better than some stuffy boring bullshit president and people should just let the man do his fucking thing while shaking his fucking thing, because serious is for old people and it’s nice that he’s just not drafting your kids and sending them off to get fucking killed or having backyard brawls with these chicks…
One of the first times I ever walked into a sex shop, the first porn DVD I saw was Edward Penishands and I thought shit was genius. I was in my mid 20s and wasn’t really that well versed in porn as I spent most of my time in stripclubs or fucking drunk chicks and prostitutes when I was drunk. If I had to jerk off it’d be to music videos, national geographic and late night infomercials.
I only had one porn that was some bootleg incest shit from Georgia in the 70s and another Playboy softcore shit we stole from a music store and an old VHS copy of Debbie Does Dallas.
Since those days, I have fully submerged myself in the porn world, one would even say I exhausted the shit to the point that I am desensitized and not not on top of my game, cuz a month ago this Barrack Stimulus Package shit hit the internet, and I shoulda been the first to post it since I think it is clever, but instead, I am posting it today.
I guess I don’t really have to write too much about this one….I am just jealous Phil Spector’s not endorsing me….you know screaming my name while getting raped in prison….Obama gets all the psycho love. It is just not fair.
I want to go to Turkey. Shit’s fucking crazy. They treat their news like some kind of comedy hour and have one of their reporters rockin’ blackface while reporting on Obama’s trip to their country.
It made me laugh and watch the whole thing and I don’t even speak the fucking language, so I think they are onto something, someone needs to get Anderson Cooper up on this shit to lock in the viewers because until I see him in blackface, I’m gonna be forced to think he’s just some uptight closet case who takes his job too seriously.
In fact, Turkey should be a lesson to us all. We should all leave the house in black face, you know and hit up the local KFC, or the pharmacy, just throw people off and when ppl ask you what you’re doing, bust into slave songs.
Here’s a crazy fucking story, some Ethiopian dude who lives in Chicago has been sending Obama HIV blood because he wants help from the government because he’s very sick with HIV.
Now, I’ve heard of this happening at bank machines a couple years ago, when Aids was still relevant and people were still scared of the shit, back when girls made you use condoms, before accepting that Aids is only for Africans and Gays, and dudes would come up to you and jack you in the leg with a needle filled with blood to welcome you into the family, but it only happened to me once, and the dude didn’t stab me with the needle because I showed him my bank statement and figured he’d save his Aids blood for someone more worthy, because I guess Aids blood is hard to come by.
All kidding aside, Aids is some pretty scary shit, and dude would have been better off just setting Obama up on a blind date with Lohan, it’s a less obvious and illegal way of passing Aids around.
Onto a more interesting story, here’s the original the Original Lollipop Kid from the Wizard of Oz, he’s 89 and still shorter than ever….
It’s nice to see that America really focuses on what’s important, you know Jessica Simpson’s weight gain. I could think of 1000 more relevant issues to talk to the President about, but leave it up to your fucked up priorities to get down to business about why the bitch has gained 20 pounds, despite everyone knowing that it is because of laziness, relationship and a bad diet.
On a side note, I was emailed this story where Kim Kardashian takes on Jessica Simpson. No they Aren’t Fighting Over Who Gets the last piece of cake, if anything another fat celebrity she has come to defend Jessica Simpson’s Fat Ass.
I felt the need to share….
Kardashian is really getting furious and “offended” over the media’s coverage of Jessica Simpson’s photos.
She took time out from Super Bowl festivities to post on her blog:
“I was doing Super Bowl interviews for my Leather & Laces party I’m hosting down here in Tampa, Florida, and EVERYONE seems to be asking me about Jessica Simpson’s alleged weight gain.
I think it’s absolutely ridiculous!!! She is not fat at all and I am actually offended that people are giving her such a hard time over this!
LEAVE HER ALONE!!! First of all, her outfit was FABULOUS! I loved that Fendi leopard belt with those high waisted jeans.
She is so drop dead gorgeous and the fact that the media is sending this message out to young girls is mind blowing!
?I am probably twice Jessica’s size, so what do you guys think of me then???”
So it’s official, Kim Kardashian doesn’t read this site, because if she did, she’d know that I think she’s fat.
The good news is that they both came out for the superbowl, not because their boyfriends are star football players, but because they thought superbowl meant some kind of new invention that was way bigger than any other bowl they’ve ever seen. You know, one they can pile all kinds of food inside and emotionally eat that is reminiscent of the trough these pigs should be eating out of.
So David Foster, Superstar songwriter, wrote a piece of fucking crap song for Obama that was performed by America’s very own Seal and Bono, along with actual Americans like Will.I.Am and some whores. It is the biggest piece of shit I have ever heard and if this shit inspires you or brings a tear to your eye, you are an emotional disaster and need to be taken out back and shot, or at least committed because you are unstable and too fucking sensitive to handle everyday life so you emotionally eat yourself to death and cry every chance you get and it’s embarrassing….I am talking to you Oprah.
