Here’s a girl fight that was sent into me and I figured I had to post it because the dude filming it is fucking hysterical. He says something like “Oh She’s got her pussy on her face” and I laughed. I don’t think they are actually Obama’s sisters, but black guys refer to each other as brothers, so I figured they call each other sisters too, but I am not that engrained in the black community so I don’t really know. All I know is that these girls go at each other pretty hard, making the American ghetto the real African Safari, fuck watching zebras and lions eat their young and shit, get this up on the nature channel, because poverty and addiction bring out human’s animal instincts and I know that I like seeing a couple poor crackheads go at it……..On a side note, I love when the dude filming says “I’m going to make some money off these motherfuckers…”, he is amazing, someone needs to get him a TV show…..
Your soon to be President has decided to use the Internet to keep in contact with his people, he plans on doing one of these addresses a week and I think that’s a good sign because everyone uses the internet, and will be up to date on what’s going on, instead of in the dark like they have been the last 200 years. It’s his way of getting America involved and informed and I think it is some pretty clever thinking, but if he really wants this video to work, and get the top rated Youtube views, l he’s gotta do is throw in a couple tits, maybe some girl having a stripper pole accident, or a gay guy screaming to leave Britney alone and a clever comedy song because this political shit is pretty dry fucking content, but I thought it was a sign that the internet’s actually a serious thing and not just a place to hustle chicks and jerk off to every type of porn imaginable….and Obama turning to the Internet means it’s ok to sit in front of your computer and waste away and I guess that’s the kind of validation I need.
On a side note, when I pushed play on this shit, my wife’s dog went fucking nuts, he started growling and barking and was really not feeling it, and he’s black and only barks at videos with other animals in it, so I don’t know what that says about Obama, but I do know that he’s not the only republican dog at there and here’s America’s favorite lipstick-wearing republican pit bull in Florida drinking and slackin’ off, in a pair of short shorts and I figured you’d like that, since you want to fuck her and you think you have a chance because she seems like she’s just that fuckin’ dumb….
I don’t watch sports ever, but figured since your president is half black, it’d only be appropriate to show you because Steve Nash the white dude, comes in to take his aggression out on his fellow black players because he can’t deal with the US voting Obama or some shit and this is way to get involved. The only flaw in my theory is that this white boy can’t jump is Canadian, but until otherwise proved, I am calling this a race war that stems from the White House.
I went to meet this girl, who was supposed to model naked for the site for free, but didn’t end up getting there in time. I did however get to take the bus in the rain and it was fucking amazing. Made me really happy that I didn’t have a car, you know being smothered with all those nice wet people who smell just as bad as I do, really makes us closer as a species. I mean all you fuckers with your cars, staying disconnected and living in your own bubble, not having to interact with old balding ladies who ask you for your seat because they are old, pulling out a piece of a chocolate bar her crazy ass must have been saving the last 20 years for a rainy fucking day, that was today, because when she unwrapped her mangled tinfoil wrapping and pulled out a stale piece of chocolate and started chewing on it with her toothless face, moaning with delight. I wanted to fucking throw up. Bitch could have waited til she got back to whatever institution she was livin’ in to do that shit, but instead wanted to share her weird habits with the world. The good news is, there were school girls pretty much everywhere to balance out the fat man my dick was pressed into, making the whole thing a waste of fuckin’ time, but better than it coulda been.
I don’t know why I am posting this video, I just think today’s a fucking horrible day and I’m doing my part to keep it that way….
Bonus….Some racist vandalized 40 cars to get his racist message across, I am not going to jump to conclusions or anything, but they may want to check Steve Nash’s house for some evidence…
You know that in this Obama Bitch’s head she’s got some kind of delusion about her place in the world. You know she goes to parties and tells people that she’s actually had something to do with Obama winning the election because she got half naked in a Youtube video that was timed properly and millions of people saw her Kim Kardashian face in action.
So in reality, Obama made this bitch relevant to have pictures of her in some slutty outfit next to his cardboard cutout do the internet rounds, which wouldn’t be the first time a black man makes a girl dance and now this one trick pony has a fun future ahead of her, at least for the next 8 years, singing her Obama song to anyone willing to listen, because the truth is that she had no impact on the election, but the election will have a huge impact on her and be her biggest curse when she can’t live her useless role in it down….
My biggest curse, working on a computer I dropped, that was a piece of shit in the first place and trying to distract myself long enough to not walk away and drink, which I think I’ve lost to the battle to my urge because I am leaving now to go drink…..I’ll be back though, unless I die, which is always possible.
I was just sent this video where the reporter at some Obama thing mentions the smell of weed in the air. I mean it’s not that surprising considering he gives black people and hippies boners and they love drinkin’ his Kool Aid, and I thought it was funny that his appearance is that of a rockstar at a concert than a government official, because up until this year, politics were fuckin’ boring. I guess I should look for more tits, but I just got home from lunch and decided to check my email instead of post garbage you’ve seen on other sites, stop your whining.
This is the best thing that has happened to your country and probably the rest of the world, this is a total revolution and I am pretty happy it worked out this way, because I was convinced the republicans would have put a stop on this shit but it just got out of hand and people started believing him. He is definitely the right person to run your country, or at least a hell of a lot better than McCain/Palin, he is someone who definitely has a vision, and black or not, he’s the commander in chief.
Don’t get me wrong, McCain has achieved a lot and won’t die a failure in the next couple years, he’s done more than most people and that’s something worth a pat on the back and a viagra in his belly, to really celebrate the loss, if anything he can find himself a nice retirement community to settle down in, now that the chaos is behind him. I always hate seeing losers, especially when they were as passionate about him, it’s sad and he should never have chosen Palin as his running mate and that is what really ruined him. I guess the real remarkable thing about all this is that he didn’t die during his speech from a broken heart…….
The racist supporters are probably pretty fuckin’ mad. There will be some local cross burnings tonight, no doubt about it, but be proud to be American despite whatever riots and deaths that may come from this…
I am happy all this is over, so you guys can shut the fuck up and I can go back to hating on sluts.
The people have spoken, let the riots begin, and let’s hope he’s not Lee Harvey Oswalded because that would be a fuckin’ tragedy.
Sure I am not American, I am not educated on the subject, but I know what my instinct tells me and from day one, there really was no competition.
Congratulations to all you fuckers, this won’t change our relationship of you hating me and me hating you, but let’s hope it changes all your lives.
Brobama won, despite being half brother and this is definitely the best thing to happen to more than just the hip hop movement, the black people and despite being scared for you guys for the last couple of weeks….a lot of people are going to be inspired by this and a lot of people will be mad…we’ll see what happens….
This CNN coverage was boring, my friend who’s TV I am borrowing is annoying, the Hologram I expect Obama to use for all public appearances, scared the fuck out of me, and I am drunk….
It’s not a matter of Yes you can anymore, it’s a little yes you did, and that’s more than I can say about what’s going on in your bedroom. Peace out. I am going to go drink more because this post was fucking crazy…let’s just hope Obama makes it out of his speech alive…
He wasn’t assassinated, and if anyone watched that speech and wasn’t moved, or excited of what’s to come, and I’m not talking about fried chicken stands on every corner or gold chains and girls who make their booties talk in ever government office, or the whole country being turned into a crack hustlin’ ghetto, I’m talking about a whole new leadership and direction, you’re fuckin’ idiots, but you probably already know that. Yes, you did, you fuckin’ communists with hologram technology, that shit could revolutionize porn and cybersex….
Ok, enough of this, now you can go back to chronic masturbation, this election shit was boring and draining…..and a little too passionate on all fronts….ok…time to stop…i just can’t seem to end this post…
Mark Wahlberg says he supports Obama in this video despite being some crazy jesus loving Christian who would normally rock the republican vote. I guess according to the rednecks and majority of McCain Supporters, that makes him a socialist / communist and unfortunately whole McCarthy era is over, and I am not talking about Jenny McCarthy’s unfortunate fame, but the McCarthy that created Hollywood blacklist, banning people from working because they were socialists or supported Cuba, isn’t around anymore, because I’d totally be down with sending this motherfucker to some deserted island somewhere but that’s just because I hate him and has nothing to do with his politics….because supporting Obama doesn’t really make you a socialist, but I would be willing to sway on that opinion if it meant banishment of those I hate, unfortunately Heidi Montag, the person I hate the most is a McCain supporter, so I guess we’d have to find a new blacklist for her, maybe one called useless horse-headed cunt that doesn’t deserve fame or attention because she’s a lying piece of shit list…..but I guess that’s got nothing to do with this post….actually, in hindsight, I have no idea why I just posted this, who cares who Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch are voting for, I guess I’m just milking this whole election thing out of laziness and the video I just saw of the Naked Cowboy supporting McCain isn’t available on Youtube yet, and that’s a hell of a lot more post-worthy than this shit. Cuddles.
Obama’s grandmother, who pretty much raised him and who was white and from Kansas, died today. She will never get to see the outcome of the Election. She’ll never see her grandson make history and she’ll never get to go on that date with John McCain, since they were the same age. It’s a sad day for Obama and his fans and family, she was a big role model of his, but I am sure he’ll be able to power through this and we won’t have to deal with the insanity that mama’s boy Kanye West gave us when his mom died.
Again, I’m not American, I’m not voting, I am not the polls leading everyone to believe he’s going to win this by a landslide, so you can keep your hate out of this, because it’s hard to make racial slurs about an old farm girl who became a Vice President of a bank in the 60s in Hawaii as a minority died, even if she’s got a half-black grandson.
On a side note, I did a little research and it turns out that this wasn’t strategy for him to get the sympathy vote.
I wonder what are all the Obama supporters going to do when he doesn’t win….it’s going to be a pretty sad fucking day for all of them….I am convinced that despite being a revolutionary in a lot of ways, he just won’t win, but I may be wrong.
I am not going to get involved in your shitty politics, but when I see videos of fucking uneducated people making insane statements, I have no choice but to laugh about it, because it’s better to laugh about, than crawl into the corner and wait for the fall of America, when gun slingin’ conservative anti-abortion cowboys come to get me.
What I do know is that Obama is called muslim but was raised Christian, in Hawaii, with retired white grandparents, he went to white school, he spent a month with his dad when he was 10 or 12, and that’s the only involvement he had to his Muslim and black roots and being muslim doesn’t make you a terrorist…
I also know what he is proposing is not communism, that’s John McCain’s Maverick propaganda, introducing solutions to a health care problem, that you all have to deal with, but that the rich don’t have to deal with because they are rich, taxing people who make absurd money, and cracking down on tax shelters these rich people are using offshore to no pay the government and to hoard all their money, is not communism, socialism, or marxism, it just makes sense, especially when you are all in major debt.
John McCain, a rich man, married to a very rich woman, with very rich friends, trying to protect the free market system, where the rich get richer and the poor get poorer, but telling people they are all going to be taxed, because they don’t want to see a higher percentage of their money, because they are greedy rich folk, go out of their bank accounts and into the governments
Maybe your system is dated, maybe people need government to help them out a little, considering you aren’t doing too well as is, maybe you need a little hand out and a little less pressure on things, since you can’t afford a pot to piss in, Maybe redistribution of wealth is a logical step to take, since people who make middle class money or less, will not have to pay more to make up for the government and Wall Street’s fuck ups, but the people who make more money than that, will, it is a scale set up because the rich should be taxed more, it only makes sense, they don’t need all that money to make ends meet or for survival, they are already making too much of it….and I know I support that. I hate seeing these rich fuckers living large, while a huge percent of you are losing your house and I also like seeing sick people get help, because it’s just fucking human nature. Not everything has to be a fucking business, turning simple needs into something for profit, is the devils work. Maybe that makes me a communist.
And who the fuck is Joe the Plumber, an educated fuck, to label a motherfucker as a socialist, but the biggest concern is what McCain camp is using an uneducated plumber as part of his campaign, i don’t even trust plumbers to be alone in my apartment with my stepdaughters, let alone making claims of who is communist and who isn’t, but maybe that’s just the plumber who comes to my building doesn’t speak english very well, but he does know how to say he wants big boobies in his mouth, because he says it more than once, every time he comes to unclog the toilet, which is often.
This has got nothing to do with your moral stance, you know whether you are against abortion and for guns, it’s gotta do with logic and calling a spade a fucking spade, that you can’t see because your entire life, you’ve been told communism is bad, and that distracts you from opening your fuckin’ eyes and realize that some aspects of socialism aren’t that bad…..and what Obama is proposing isn’t even communism or socialist ideals….
None of that matters, it really isn’t even relevant to what’s going on, i mean i am drunk when writing this and I do know that seeing young kids call black people a monkey from Tarzan is a bad fucking sign. I can’t believe people are still passionate about hating someone for being black and you know they learned this in their uneducated home. People perpetuating racism need to be shot the fuck down, republican, democratic and politics aside…we don’t live in the 1800s anymore, Jews and Black people are allowed to vote and join country clubs, so get your fucking heads out of your fuckin’ dumb asses and focus on the fuckin’ issues.
It seriously makes me sad to see kids saying this kind of thing because you know they don’t know any better.
Don’t bother sending hate mail, I am not American and I do like McCain. I think he looks like a nice guy and Palin looks like a nice fuck, but that’s about all she’s worth, because she’s a repetitive puppet and she gives me a headache, so this post isn’t PRO-BAMA, it’s really supposed to be a commentary on these idiots in your nation, who make racial slurs on TV, and haven’t even hit puberty, and the real tragedy is how divided your country is……
Here’s the Obama Informercial…..He’s got nothin’ on the Sham Wow guy, or Suzanne Somers for thighs of steel or Jessica Simpson for Proactive, but i am posting it anyway…
