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2010

05

Feb

Lindsay Lohan’s Lesbian Fight is Inspiring of the Day

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I am not going to lie, I still have a soft spot in my panties for Lindsay Lohan.

I write her emails, text messages, twitter messages everytime I think of her which is almost never, but when I do she ignores me and there’s just something amazing about getting ignored by a useless whore who thinks she is too good for me that makes me want her even more, before realizing that I really don’t care and that I am far too lazy to bother no matter how much I like her addict unstable insanity or how hard she is trying to not be totally irrelevant…but part of me still thinks she’s amazing…and that part of me may not my penis, but our connection at our souls….

Either way, enough with the bullshit, I read this funny story about her and Ronson from last night in a crazy lesbian brawl and I thought i should share it with you….

Treating herself to a gourmet meal, Lindsay Lohan was spotted arriving at Madeo restaurant in West Hollywood last night (February 4).

The “Mean Girls” actress looked to be in a good mood as she walked past, text messaging on her mobile phone and sporting a furry grey coat.

In related news, it seems LiLo was in the mood to mess with her ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson while out at Crown Bar earlier this week.

An eyewitness revealed, “Sam was working her usual weekly gig DJing at Crown bar. Lindsay turned up around 11 pm and she was in the mood for trouble! Lindsay was drinking straight out of a bottle of vodka and I saw her take an orange prescription bottle out of her bag and pop a couple of pills that she said were Adderall, she even offered some of the pills to a friend that was with her.”

“Lindsay was trying to get Sam’s attention, but she was working and studiously ignored Lindsay. You could see Lindsay getting more and more worked up the more Sam didn’t pay her any attention. At one point Lindsay was dirty dancingwith this really pretty girl right in front of Sam, obviously to try and make her jealous.” “Sam just got sick of it all in the end though and started taunting Lindsay about her being all drunk and messed up. She said to Lindsay, ‘Why don’t you just have another drink?’ and even told her, ‘You’re a disgrace.’”

“That made Lindsay just totally flip out on Sam. She picked up a drink and threw it straight in her face! Sam was absolutely furious and picked up some DJ equipment that was by her and threw that at Lindsay. It was crazy!”

Here are some pics of her after her dyke fight, drug use and hard drinking……

And here she is on her hoarding…..

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Fight|Lesbian|Lindsay Lohan

2010

08

Jan

Granny Beatdown of the Day

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I guess it is true what they say about getting old and retiring, it fucking sucks and leaves you lying on the ground covered in piss getting yelled at and beat down by a woman. I think it’s safe to say this is staged, you know the whole lookin’ into the camera and laughing and smiling but I guess it’s up for discussion, so your weekend assignment is to get to the bottom of this video….

Posted in:Elderly|Fight|Granny

2009

30

Oct

Some Russian Chick in a Bikini Fights with a Bartender of the Day

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Here is a bitch in her bikini who is supposed to be Russian, but isn’t the kind of Russian I’d want her to be, you know in line for rationed bread on her way home fromt he work camp, but I guess that’s what happens when you open up communism, another thing that happens, is the bitch can turn around and prostitute herself internationally for american men whoc an’t get laid to find that hot wife they’ve always wanted with the beauty of them not being able to speak the language, at least in theory, because when you unwrap the package when it arrives, you realize that Russian bitches are fucking mental cases…this video is the proof….I guess…I stopped watching when the guy in the Speedo came to save the day.

Posted in:Bartender|Fight|Russian Girl

2009

06

May

Keeping Things Hood of the Day

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I just woke up. It happens when you are a lazy motherfucker. Here is a video of some hood girls going at it hard enough to have their tits exposed to the crowds of classy people cheering them on as they rip each other’s weaves out. I think this is more interesting than any celebrity gossip bullshit, but I’ll get back to regular programming in a minute.

Love

Here’s another one of some dude body slammin’ some chick cuz she won’t suck his dick…

Posted in:Fight|Hood Girls

2009

23

Apr

Amazing Stripper Named “Beautiful” Attacks Another Stripper of the Day

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Here’s a funny newstory. It’s about a stripper who beat another stripper with one of her Shauna Sand whore shoes. The fact that it made it on the local news is pretty funny to me, because I am sure these strippers have fights all the fucking time, you know with being drug addicted, catty girls, fighting each other for 10 dollar dances amongst the patrons. It’s a fuckin’ recession people, you gotta step up your game if you wanna pay your rent and buy your half black kid the Nike’s he wants.

Speaking of black kids, here’s a girl fight outside the Rick Ross record release party and in case you don’t know – I love Rick Ross…I also love black girls…especially when the animal instinct comes out in them and I get to see their big ol’ asses.

Posted in:Attack|Fight|Shoe Fetish|Stripper

2009

08

Apr

Some Chris Brown Shit to Start the Day of the Day

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I am not dead, I jut woke up and the first thing I came across after a night of hard fucking drinking for my birthday that ended at 6 am, with me passed out in a pool of urine on the side of the street, after having a fist fight with a chick, who I was trying to get to show me her tits, that I clearly lost.

So I figured it was appropriate to post this Chris Brown shit, where a girl gets a good beatdown from a dude and loses her wig, because that’s the new representation of gangster. Fuck sellin’ crack, rippin people off, shooting and being shot, it’s all about treating a cunt like the cunt she is. Respect.

Posted in:Black on Black|Chris Brown|Fight|Man on Woman

2009

05

Jan

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Have a Fight on New Year’s of the Day

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I guess things are rocky in the world of fake celebrity lesbian relationships that were set up as a publicity stunt and that are now getting hard to keep up because the dying need for penis, because here’s a video of Lohan bitching out Ronson at Mansion on New Year’s. I am sure Ronson deals with this shit everyday, because Lindsay is one of those high maintenance, unstable, needy bitches you’d only date if it mean you’d make 3,000,000 dollars a year while with them. The funniest thing in this video is that they aren’t fighting about coke, or jealousy, they are fighting over me and by me I mean over who used up all the coke. I just have that affect on fake celebrity relationships.

Posted in:Fight|Lindsay Lohan|Samantha Ronson

2008

05

Dec

Paris Hilton Almost Died of the Day

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Well unfortunately she didn’t die or almost die, but she is a rich kid and the kind of person who doesn’t leave the hosue for a week if she’s got a pimple. Unfortunately for the guys who have got herpes from her, she doesn’t take the same approach to pimples in her panties, but that’s just because the world doesn’t stare at them when in her party dress. What happened was she made a Grandiose Spoiled Cunt Who Thinks She’s Royalty exit from a club, as she does, without realizing she was walking into a brawl and she ended up getting pushed as some dude went nuts on a paparazzi, throwing punches because I assume he got sent an invoice for 50,000 dollars for posting their pictures like I did. Or maybe he got mad because the paparazzi got footage of him cheating on his girlfriend, like some guy who tried to fight me a few years ago while I was walking down the street video taping people and stopping on the slut he was with’s fake tits. Dude grabbed me by the throat, his group of 8 guys and 8 hookers circled around me and tried to break my camera, but we agreed to just delete the video because I wasn’t in the mood to get beat the fuck up by crazy guys I could tell like UFC who were drunk and jacked on coke and they weren’t in the mood to be made internet famous for their wives to figure out what the boys to when they go to Montreal for the weekend. The good news is that the video I deleted wasn’t even worth jerking off to so I guess I won in the end, at least that’s what I tell myself….as for Paris Hilton, it’s pretty unfortunate this wasn’t a gun fight and she just happened to get JFKed, not because I hate her, because I really don’t give a fuck, but because she’s pretty much better off dead.

Posted in:Fight|Paris Hilton

2008

13

Nov

Basketball Fight for Obama of the Day

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I don’t watch sports ever, but figured since your president is half black, it’d only be appropriate to show you because Steve Nash the white dude, comes in to take his aggression out on his fellow black players because he can’t deal with the US voting Obama or some shit and this is way to get involved. The only flaw in my theory is that this white boy can’t jump is Canadian, but until otherwise proved, I am calling this a race war that stems from the White House.

I went to meet this girl, who was supposed to model naked for the site for free, but didn’t end up getting there in time. I did however get to take the bus in the rain and it was fucking amazing. Made me really happy that I didn’t have a car, you know being smothered with all those nice wet people who smell just as bad as I do, really makes us closer as a species. I mean all you fuckers with your cars, staying disconnected and living in your own bubble, not having to interact with old balding ladies who ask you for your seat because they are old, pulling out a piece of a chocolate bar her crazy ass must have been saving the last 20 years for a rainy fucking day, that was today, because when she unwrapped her mangled tinfoil wrapping and pulled out a stale piece of chocolate and started chewing on it with her toothless face, moaning with delight. I wanted to fucking throw up. Bitch could have waited til she got back to whatever institution she was livin’ in to do that shit, but instead wanted to share her weird habits with the world. The good news is, there were school girls pretty much everywhere to balance out the fat man my dick was pressed into, making the whole thing a waste of fuckin’ time, but better than it coulda been.

I don’t know why I am posting this video, I just think today’s a fucking horrible day and I’m doing my part to keep it that way….

Bonus….Some racist vandalized 40 cars to get his racist message across, I am not going to jump to conclusions or anything, but they may want to check Steve Nash’s house for some evidence…

Posted in:Basketball|Fight|Obama

2008

29

Apr

Kim Kardashian Gets in a Fight With Her Sister of the Day

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So Kim Kardashian’s sister’s a jealous of her because she’s had a sex tape that made her 5,000,000 dollars and now she can afford to get a Bentley, while they haven’t had any high profile sex tapes released that made them 5,000,000 dollars to afford a Bentley of their own. Watching these spoiled cunts fight about something so fuckin’ obnoxious like a 250,000 dollar car while the rest of the world is struggling to pay our fuckin’ bills. Now I am not jealous about other people’s success even if I know the cunt is fat and useless to the world, because that’s not entirely their fault and more your fault for supporting her career enough to get her in this position to begin with and that’s just another reason why I hate you.

I guess the highlight of the video is when Kim throws a spoiled brat fit and punches at her monster-sized sister, unfortunately her sister didn’t react the way I wanted her too, which would leave Kim an invalid because I think that would be one step closer to the improvement of society, but I guess Kim is her boss and she has to keep it cool to not get fired from Kim’s show, but at least there is a lesson in this video and that is that we can’t always get what we want. I guess these useless trials and tribulations of a useless person is what you all want to see because you want to fuck her and I will never fully understand that but I will take pleasure in watching her get fatter and fatter as she sits on her ass ordering drive thru in her new car emotionally eating herself to death because she’ll find out material goods don’t bring her happiness because she’ll always just be a second rate Paris Hilton and that’s depressing enough for anyone to want to kill themselves.

Here is Kim Kardashian at some beach, not in a bikini, but in a Fat Chick Bikini because she realizes no one wants to see that shit and it’s better if she keeps what those late night ice cream cones did to her…to herself.

Posted in:Fight|Kim Kardashian