I am not going to lie, I still have a soft spot in my panties for Lindsay Lohan.

I write her emails, text messages, twitter messages everytime I think of her which is almost never, but when I do she ignores me and there’s just something amazing about getting ignored by a useless whore who thinks she is too good for me that makes me want her even more, before realizing that I really don’t care and that I am far too lazy to bother no matter how much I like her addict unstable insanity or how hard she is trying to not be totally irrelevant…but part of me still thinks she’s amazing…and that part of me may not my penis, but our connection at our souls….

Either way, enough with the bullshit, I read this funny story about her and Ronson from last night in a crazy lesbian brawl and I thought i should share it with you….

Treating herself to a gourmet meal, Lindsay Lohan was spotted arriving at Madeo restaurant in West Hollywood last night (February 4).

The “Mean Girls” actress looked to be in a good mood as she walked past, text messaging on her mobile phone and sporting a furry grey coat.

In related news, it seems LiLo was in the mood to mess with her ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson while out at Crown Bar earlier this week.

An eyewitness revealed, “Sam was working her usual weekly gig DJing at Crown bar. Lindsay turned up around 11 pm and she was in the mood for trouble! Lindsay was drinking straight out of a bottle of vodka and I saw her take an orange prescription bottle out of her bag and pop a couple of pills that she said were Adderall, she even offered some of the pills to a friend that was with her.”

“Lindsay was trying to get Sam’s attention, but she was working and studiously ignored Lindsay. You could see Lindsay getting more and more worked up the more Sam didn’t pay her any attention. At one point Lindsay was dirty dancingwith this really pretty girl right in front of Sam, obviously to try and make her jealous.” “Sam just got sick of it all in the end though and started taunting Lindsay about her being all drunk and messed up. She said to Lindsay, ‘Why don’t you just have another drink?’ and even told her, ‘You’re a disgrace.’”

“That made Lindsay just totally flip out on Sam. She picked up a drink and threw it straight in her face! Sam was absolutely furious and picked up some DJ equipment that was by her and threw that at Lindsay. It was crazy!”

Here are some pics of her after her dyke fight, drug use and hard drinking……

And here she is on her hoarding…..

Pics via Fame

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