2009
30
Jun
Ex Vice President candidates in her spandex workout pants bending over for some running magazine, but suggestive enough to make me want to mount her from behind like she was some kind of Alaskan caribou head I wanted on my wall.
I am seriously fading.
Posted in:Runner|Sarah Palin|Spandex
2008
15
Nov
Your soon to be President has decided to use the Internet to keep in contact with his people, he plans on doing one of these addresses a week and I think that’s a good sign because everyone uses the internet, and will be up to date on what’s going on, instead of in the dark like they have been the last 200 years. It’s his way of getting America involved and informed and I think it is some pretty clever thinking, but if he really wants this video to work, and get the top rated Youtube views, l he’s gotta do is throw in a couple tits, maybe some girl having a stripper pole accident, or a gay guy screaming to leave Britney alone and a clever comedy song because this political shit is pretty dry fucking content, but I thought it was a sign that the internet’s actually a serious thing and not just a place to hustle chicks and jerk off to every type of porn imaginable….and Obama turning to the Internet means it’s ok to sit in front of your computer and waste away and I guess that’s the kind of validation I need.
On a side note, when I pushed play on this shit, my wife’s dog went fucking nuts, he started growling and barking and was really not feeling it, and he’s black and only barks at videos with other animals in it, so I don’t know what that says about Obama, but I do know that he’s not the only republican dog at there and here’s America’s favorite lipstick-wearing republican pit bull in Florida drinking and slackin’ off, in a pair of short shorts and I figured you’d like that, since you want to fuck her and you think you have a chance because she seems like she’s just that fuckin’ dumb….
Posted in:Internet|Obama|Sarah Palin|Shorts
2008
02
Nov
So this local radio station in Montreal called Sarah Palin pretending to be the President of France and here is the call. It’s pretty hysterical to think this woman may be your next President. I highly doubt that will happen, at least I hope it doesn’t happen, even though she’s the kind of woman worth fuckin, even though her uterus has beat the fuck up 5 times and is producing duds now, because who really wants to get a bitch pregnant anyway.
I love that they name a fake Prime Minisiter of Canada, and she says she appreciates his support, not that anyone knows who runs Canada, but if you’re going to be the Vice President you sure as hell should, not to mention that there is now Prime Minister of Quebec because shit’s a province, not a fuckin’ country.
He goes on to talk about hunting with her and killing baby seals…she says she’d love to….
He says Carla Bruni’, his “wife” wrote a song for her called Lipstick on a Pig, then asked if she was married to Joe the Plumber and he said that in France they have something similar to Joe the Plumber but is “Guy with bread under arm” and she says that France is a great inspiration to the McCain-Palin campaign….
The call ended amazingly. The radio host told her he loved the movie about life that Hustler released called Nailin Paylin and she thanks him then they tell her she was being pranked and she panics. It’s a good way to start the Election Week, if she deals with prank calls this well, I can only assume she’ll deal with wars in a way that will lead to total apocalypse….
The polar bear visuals are a nice touch…I got nothing more to say, this dumb bitch is not suited for much more than working the Wal Mart cash register….and skinnin’ beavers to make parkas to keep warm, if you know what I mean….
These guys are amazing and I want to be invited on their show since I live in the same city.
Posted in:Prank|Sarah Palin
2008
27
Oct
I don’t consider myself a porn site, but since this shit is politcal I feel like there’s no real harm in posting this clip from Sarah Palin parody porn called Nailin Paylin, that will be Hustler’s biggest selling movie of all time, because guys and girls a like will want to see it, and from my experience, if you get a girl to sit through a porn, and not blow it off as disgusting or offensive in the first few minutes, you have a higher chance of getting laid, so it makes for a real good excuse to bust this out for a girl on a first date, provided you ever get any of those….because it will make them fuck you. There’s just something about watching people fuck that makes everyday people want to fuck better than what they just say, I guess it’s competitiveness.
This clip is about 2 russians coming to see her and ending up cumming on her face, I don’t know how true to life this is, considering Palin has 5 kids, and probably doesn’t like any load to go to waste on her glasses, but instead likes it all in her womb, but it’s a fuckin’ porn, you can’t expect them to get all the facts straight and if this was true to life, it’d be a lot less fun to watch, you know with her down’s syndrome baby always ruining the mood by running it’s helmet head into the wall everytime they start getting it on.
I don’t know what I am talking about, but I figure, this video really needs no intro or write up, so I haven’t figured out why I just bothered with one. WATCH IT…
Posted in:Nailin Paylin|Porn|Sarah Palin
2008
24
Oct
So some talk show in the UK got their hands on the Nailin Paylin porn movie script and they got Ricky Gervais and Thandie Newton to re-enact a scene from the movie. I think this is a pretty clever TV talk show idea and probably something you’d never see in the USA, because of the conservative Christians the networks are constantly trying to not offend. I like that these two famous people go along with the stunt, because they aren’t frigid, scared, boring people and I guess this is just another reason why the UK is more forward thinking than the backwards USA that likes to sweep the smut under the rug, despite being the biggest producers of the shit. I guess they’re just hypocrites and who really cares, because Thandie Newton is hot and hearing her read a porn script is almost a fantasy of mine, if they just threw in some nudity, a nativity scene, with 3 nude “wisemen” and a couple farm animals, all while she was 9 months pregnant, I’d be fully satisfied with this clip, but until that happens, this will have to do.
Posted in:Nailin Paylin|Ricky Gervais|Sarah Palin|Thandie Newton
2008
02
Oct
What country is complete without a President or a Vice President who spent some of her youth participating in Beauty Pageants, wanting to be a journalist, losing to an Alaskan Salmon, only to end up in Politics, who is anti-feminists, who thinks women should be house wives, who’s daughter got knocked up when she was 16, who didn’t back down on her anti abortion morals, that we all know is just bullshit politics to get votes, and who pretty much contributed to ruining her daughter’s life, who seems like an idiot, who isn’t all that well spoken, unless maybe you’re some kind of Gold Prospector or Inuit, but who can play a serious flute….
People email me asking why I care about US Politics, like that it is so insane that I write about the shit, or laugh about the shit. The truth is that I don’t, but I think it’s pretty ignorant to think the rest of the world doesn’t care or has no business caring about who is running the USA, considering you live in a country that influences or affects every country in the world, especially the one attached to your obese, uneducated asses as well as the countries you are bombing. I think it’s everyone’s business and we are all still shocked that Bush won in the first place after the Florida scandal, that Bush won for a second term after his first embarrassing run and we all know that you people are on a suicide mission, and we’re trying not to be the one on the ledge with you trying to talk you out of it, because we know what we say doesn’t matter and you’ll just grab us by the collar and bring us down with you. It’s the American way. You egocentric, patriotic cocksuckers. I like people who can step back and see how they’ve done wrong, not drones who just think they’re the best because they are told they are the best and everything they do is the best because they are the ones doing it. Let’s have a little self hatred for a fucking minute and keep emotions at the fuckin’ door and realize that Bush is illiterate and running your country for the last 8 years…Does that make any fucking sense to you, I don’t even let illiterates do the cash for me at the grocery store.
Either way, here’s Palin’s only talent…at least according to her, enjoy.
Posted in:Flute|Sarah Palin
2008
09
Sep
I didn’t watch this video and I don’t know if it works, but I do know that it was sent to me by Playboy and Playboy gets girls naked. The subject was something about Sarah Palin, so I am guessing she could be naked, she could be in a bikini and she could midwifin’ her daughter’s birth like my Labor Day videos.
I do know that she’s kinda hot for an old lady, she has a funny accent that makes me feel like if she was 17, I could have knocked her up like she was her daughter and despite losing the Miss Alaska contest to a guy named Bear, because his beard and lumbering skills were better than hers, I’d still like to swim upstream to her fluffy pink salmon even though it’s not so fresh and you know I’m talking about that 5 kid producing pussy that’s more damaged than a fishing cabin after a blizzard because a few other men have beat me to the gold prospecting than I am…..
Sure she’s accomplished and part of a strategic move to not get a black man in office, despite him being smart, down to earth, intelligent and charismatic, while this Palin bitch, who will be your next President after McCain dies from the excitement of getting elected and I don’t think I’d want some small town woman who can’t even run her household in small town Alaska running my country who as a republican may not believe in abortion but still encouraged her crazy underage drinking daughter to get one because she didn’t want her to ruin her teenage life and that’s why they preach this abstinence is like godliness bullshit, when they should just be teaching people about safe sex….either way who cares, I spent too much time on this post because I have a feeling this video is a shitty song that is a take on Jesse’s girl that is not funny, or creative but for some reason making big money for big companies that are about 10 steps behind when it comes to funny.
Posted in:Playboy|Sarah Palin|Uncategorized