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2025

09

May

Thandie Newton’s Daugh’er in Vogue of the Day

In the event you were wondering how old Thandie Netwon was when jerking off to her old lady tits, she’s old enough to have a 20 year old daughter, which last I checked made her real fucking old, since you should only be jerking off to 20-25 year olds according to science…and jerking off to their moms is just fucking twisted and sick….

I saw these pics posted in the AMAZING stepFORUM under the name NICO PARKER IN VOGUE…

I said to myself “I’ve never heard of Nico Parker, she must be someone’s daughter”.

So I took my fingers to the old GOOGLE machine, otherwise known as EVIL BIG TECH WHO DID NOT LET ME MONETIZE THIS SITE THE WAY OTHER SITES WERE MONETIZED FORCING ME TO BE A BROKE ASS INSTEAD OF A 100 MILLIONAIRE…I get angry with each google search I make…

Turns out, my instinct of “why is this skinny bitch in Vogue, she must have a famous mother” was right….because as retarded as I am…I am typically right…not because I am smart…I just said I was retarded…but because it’s a lazy industry run by lazy people who are fucking lazy and find it easier to just hype up what’s already there, rather than bother finding something that’s not there or that could be there.

Creatively, it’s low frequency, depressing, a void….which works out nicely for those at the top of the food chain because they keep getting work and so do their shitty kids who don’t deserve it….all because people are easily bought, distracted, lazy and into themselves…just trying to appease important people or advertisers…

BORING…

But she’s skinny and 20, so better to swap out Thandie Newton for….no need to jerk of to her or her in her role in AVATAR all blue and shit anymore, we’ got the new-new…the SWAP…

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2013

09

Apr

Thandie Newton’s Tits for Rogue of the Day

So Thandie Newton, relatively uninteresting Bond girl from many years ago, is on some DirecTV original series called Rogue, that I can only assume is about a Nissan.

The good news is that in TV being competitive with the internet, they’ve figure out that nudity is what the undersexed public want to see, meaning every fucking show put out on cable has some nudity.

It won’t be long until movies will be REAL Sex, and real sex, I guess would make it porn. It is the future.

Who cares. You don’t need to see the show, cuz here’s the clip. So dramatic…..someone get her an Emmy….that Thandie Newton, Softcore Porn slut. I’m glad her career has come to this. I’m just glad this is considered career advancement. There was a time the nude roles were frowned upon, which brings us to today’s lesson:

Perverts always win.

Posted in:NSFW|Thandie Newton

2008

24

Oct

Thandie Newton and Ricky Gervais Re-Entact the Nailin Palin Porn of the Day

So some talk show in the UK got their hands on the Nailin Paylin porn movie script and they got Ricky Gervais and Thandie Newton to re-enact a scene from the movie. I think this is a pretty clever TV talk show idea and probably something you’d never see in the USA, because of the conservative Christians the networks are constantly trying to not offend. I like that these two famous people go along with the stunt, because they aren’t frigid, scared, boring people and I guess this is just another reason why the UK is more forward thinking than the backwards USA that likes to sweep the smut under the rug, despite being the biggest producers of the shit. I guess they’re just hypocrites and who really cares, because Thandie Newton is hot and hearing her read a porn script is almost a fantasy of mine, if they just threw in some nudity, a nativity scene, with 3 nude “wisemen” and a couple farm animals, all while she was 9 months pregnant, I’d be fully satisfied with this clip, but until that happens, this will have to do.

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