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Thandie Newton’s Tits for Rogue of the Day

So Thandie Newton, relatively uninteresting Bond girl from many years ago, is on some DirecTV original series called Rogue, that I can only assume is about a Nissan.

The good news is that in TV being competitive with the internet, they’ve figure out that nudity is what the undersexed public want to see, meaning every fucking show put out on cable has some nudity.

It won’t be long until movies will be REAL Sex, and real sex, I guess would make it porn. It is the future.

Who cares. You don’t need to see the show, cuz here’s the clip. So dramatic…..someone get her an Emmy….that Thandie Newton, Softcore Porn slut. I’m glad her career has come to this. I’m just glad this is considered career advancement. There was a time the nude roles were frowned upon, which brings us to today’s lesson:

Perverts always win.

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Thandie Newton and Ricky Gervais Re-Entact the Nailin Palin Porn of the Day

So some talk show in the UK got their hands on the Nailin Paylin porn movie script and they got Ricky Gervais and Thandie Newton to re-enact a scene from the movie. I think this is a pretty clever TV talk show idea and probably something you’d never see in the USA, because of the conservative Christians the networks are constantly trying to not offend. I like that these two famous people go along with the stunt, because they aren’t frigid, scared, boring people and I guess this is just another reason why the UK is more forward thinking than the backwards USA that likes to sweep the smut under the rug, despite being the biggest producers of the shit. I guess they’re just hypocrites and who really cares, because Thandie Newton is hot and hearing her read a porn script is almost a fantasy of mine, if they just threw in some nudity, a nativity scene, with 3 nude “wisemen” and a couple farm animals, all while she was 9 months pregnant, I’d be fully satisfied with this clip, but until that happens, this will have to do.

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