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Archive for the Miley Cyrus Category

2009

26

Aug

Miley Cyrus in Some Jean Shorts of the Day

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Miley Cyrus has a face that reminds me of my friend who had some disorder and they had to put the motherfucker on some sort of steroid treatment that turned the motherfucker into some kind of walking marshmallow lookin’ piece of shit and it always shocks me when dudes I meet say she’s hot. I get it, the Disney guys in the office when she was 14 who had parental consent from Billy Ray did what they had to do, because they knew they weren’t going to jail, and when else do you get to fuck with a 14 year old. It’s like the time a stripper asked me to fuck her or the time that girl we never met asked my friend to piss in her face, you just gotta take the opportunity when it strikes, but for the average viewer who looks at this wonky faced slut and think it is awesome, I just will never grasp….
Here she is dressed like a cowboy because she is one.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Shorts

2009

14

Aug

Miley Cyrus’ Whore Friend of the Day

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So Miley Cyrus has a back-up dancer and friend who is in her 20s and who dresses like some piece of shit prostitute you’d let go down on you because you’re a vacuum saleman and in some remote town with little else goin on. You know the kind of girl you meet at the bar/diner/grocery store that is connected to the town’s gas station who is just lookin for a little love and a little money to pay for her three illegitimate kids and her denist bill because all her teeth are rottin’ out from never learning how to brush her teeth proper as a kid cuz they didn’t have runnin’ water….or some other poverty ghetto shit. Only this bitch had a gift card at American Apparel…..and lives in LA.

Here is a video one of Miley’s concerned fans made about this slut Mandy Jiroux being a bad influence on Miley, despite Miley being a total piece of shit whore….

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Whore Friend

2009

23

Jun

Miley Cryrus in Some Inappropriate Pictures of the Day

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As my extensive research has proven time and time again…all men are perverts.

So even when you get a respectable, seemingly harmless dude alone in a room with a girl, he’s going to be thinking about fuckin’ her, even if that girl is underage, even if she’s fat, even if she’s a fuckin’ lesbian, even if she’s his daughter, because we have penises and that’s what penises make us do.

Even gay dudes, who don’t like vagina, grab and rub up on their female friends when they are alone with them so I am not all that surprised that Miley’s director, a dude named Adam Shankman took these “Innocent” pictures of Miley and since all girls are whores who like attention and feeling desirable, I’m sure he didn’t even have to say “Give me your sexy look”, because she was the one who was probably trying to mount his dick like she is mouting this chair…

She’s horny, young and an out of control church girl, and really bouncing on her boss’ dick is all she knows, thanks to the execs at Disney.

I’m sure this shit is totally harmless, but figure you can probably still rub one out to it, cuz you like useless rich sluts with fucked up faces who like male attention even if you don’t have a fuckin’ chance….

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Slut

2009

16

Jun

Milley Cyrus Blowjob Picture of the Day

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There is a picture of Miley Cyrus or at least a Miley Cyrus lookalike giving a blowjob circulating the internet. There is no way in fuckin’ hell I am posting that shit because I know I’ll be the motherfucker they make an example of and kiddie porn’s not something I want to be involved in, it’s some serious offense and even if the girl is a little teenage cock loving whore, who throws her mouth on any fuckin’ dick, you still can’t fuck with it. Even if you meet her in a bar and she tells you she’s 18, only to bring you home to her parents house, like some kind of Trainspotting shit, only real fuckin’ life, you still get fucked from both fuckin’ angles, so I’ll just let you assholes google that shit and find it. I will let you know, it’s not that eventful, it may not be her, and it looks like the Disney dudes didn’t teach her about ass play.

I guess this post is just a cocktease, while for the most part so is a teenage slut. Get used to it.

Posted in:Blowjob|Miley Cyrus|Picture

2009

15

Jun

Miley Cyrus Keeping shit Wholesome for the Kids of the Day

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< When I was 15 years old I was hanging with some girl who insisted on jumping into the lake in all her clothes, what she didn't realize is that her light boxer shorts, which were the style at the time, and her white t-shirt would get see through, so the second she crawled out of water, we all saw pussy and some asshole pointed and laughed, making her realize what went down, instead of playing it cool so that we could see shit in various positions, we were 15 and seeing pussy was special, fuck I'm turning 40 and seeing pussy is still special, so pointing and laughing was just fuckin' homo. That said, I'm not sure if this kind of whore behavior is anything new, it's just when the girl in the water showing off her underwear is a teen idol, you know it's going to be something mainstream, so all the little girls are gonna be pulling this shit, so you may want to get your beach towel and start waiting - you sick fuck. Someone needs to come up with a clever name for her like Miley Whoreyus, cuz coming up with those faggot names of celebrity couples, or for celebrities has always been a dream of mine, if only one day one of my catch phrases takes over the world.... I wonder if her vagina is tickling in horniness for the second she can get some time back in the dressing room with homeboy....but not enough for it to be illegal...

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Slut

2009

08

Jun

Diddy Leaving Miley Cyrus’ House of the Day

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I am not fucking joking, these are pictures of Diddy leaving Miley Cyrus’ house, because the only thing gangster about this motherfucker is that he had Biggie killed to advance his pussy, candy-coated Hollywood career. I mean seriously, when rappers are seen hanging with Miley Cyrus or leaving her house, and they aren’t R. Kelly pissing on her face, it confuses me. Sure, I hate Diddy to begin with, he blocked me and all his artists on Twitter, because dude’s got a fuckin’ vagina, but I find this kind of behavior just proves he just got his period for the first time last week.

Here’s Miley Performing at Some Free Concert This Weekend for the Perverts with No Taste…

Posted in:Diddy|Miley Cyrus

2009

08

May

Miley Cyrus Hot Picture of the Day

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This is what Miley Cyrus looks like after practicing giving blow jobs on a cucumber, you know how teenage girls do, in front of the mirror, at slumber parties, on video, so they don’t fuck up their first time around with a real dick, not that Miley is like every other teenage girl, she’s actually, been trained in giving head since first entering the business, that’s how she got where she is today, but that doesn’t mean she can’t work on her skill a little and at least try to be normal, even if it is just for a few minutes….

Here are the pics..

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Picture

2009

03

Apr

Miley Loves Her Daddy of the Day

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Here’s a little awkward father daughter moment, between Miley and Billy Ray, you know keepin’ shit country, because if he made her, she belongs to him and he can do what he wants with her and you can’t say anything about it, meddler.

It’s the kind that reminds you of that porno movie that inspired you, about the father/daughter sexual relationship that went sour when the ugly sister finds out and feels inadequate.

You know comedic gold with legendary lines like “the stuff that made you going back in you” and “you sure didn’t learn that from your mother” and “stick it in her ass Leroy, I don’t want no bastard grandbabies”.

Unfortunately, that I can’t seem to find anywhere because shit was bootleg. It’s called Sharon, was shot in ’75, takes place in Atlanta, so peep that shit out if you can, it changed my life.

Here’s the video….

Posted in:Dad|Love|Miley Cyrus

2009

02

Apr

What the Hell is Ryan Seacrest Doing to Miley’s Grandmother of the Day

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I like grandmother’s as much as the next guy, you know, because they are usually widows, usually have money or at least a decent pension, usually make great cake, and usually can’t get pregnant because they are old and dried up, but are still horny enough to put out, if you can stomach that shit because old chicks are fucking gross to look at, but at least you know they are really experienced and have less inhibitions since they are ready to die or have early signs of dementia, making them not scared of anal or pretty much anything, and they fall asleep at 9 pm, leaving me with the night to myself to fuck with real girls, but I still don’t really get what the fuck Ryan Seacrest is doing to Miley’s grandmother’s head….

Posted in:Granny|Miley Cyrus|Ryan Seacrest

2009

24

Mar

Miley Cyrus Gets a Burger of the Day

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So Miley Cyrus went to get a burger and the whole staff decided to make a big deal out of it, I guess their minimum wage life doing menial work all fucking day for them man, who doesn’t let them take sick days, and who gives them a hard time if they show up 3 minutes late, even thought they aren’t paid enough to show up on fucking time, only to get knee deep in fast food slop, hating your life and motivating yourself to get the fuck out of that line of work, maybe go back to school or do a technical program, maybe plumbing or electrician school, even cabinet making, anything but fucking working a burger shop, lacks excitement and celebrities make life a little less depressing, because now you have a story to tell your family and friends that doesn’t involve how shitty your fucking day was because Miley Cyrus came into your life and remembered you, even if that would make my shitty day even shittier, but that’s just cuz I am negative and a hater.

Posted in:Burger|Miley Cyrus