< When I was 15 years old I was hanging with some girl who insisted on jumping into the lake in all her clothes, what she didn't realize is that her light boxer shorts, which were the style at the time, and her white t-shirt would get see through, so the second she crawled out of water, we all saw pussy and some asshole pointed and laughed, making her realize what went down, instead of playing it cool so that we could see shit in various positions, we were 15 and seeing pussy was special, fuck I'm turning 40 and seeing pussy is still special, so pointing and laughing was just fuckin' homo. That said, I'm not sure if this kind of whore behavior is anything new, it's just when the girl in the water showing off her underwear is a teen idol, you know it's going to be something mainstream, so all the little girls are gonna be pulling this shit, so you may want to get your beach towel and start waiting - you sick fuck. Someone needs to come up with a clever name for her like Miley Whoreyus, cuz coming up with those faggot names of celebrity couples, or for celebrities has always been a dream of mine, if only one day one of my catch phrases takes over the world.... I wonder if her vagina is tickling in horniness for the second she can get some time back in the dressing room with homeboy....but not enough for it to be illegal...

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