As my extensive research has proven time and time again…all men are perverts.

So even when you get a respectable, seemingly harmless dude alone in a room with a girl, he’s going to be thinking about fuckin’ her, even if that girl is underage, even if she’s fat, even if she’s a fuckin’ lesbian, even if she’s his daughter, because we have penises and that’s what penises make us do.

Even gay dudes, who don’t like vagina, grab and rub up on their female friends when they are alone with them so I am not all that surprised that Miley’s director, a dude named Adam Shankman took these “Innocent” pictures of Miley and since all girls are whores who like attention and feeling desirable, I’m sure he didn’t even have to say “Give me your sexy look”, because she was the one who was probably trying to mount his dick like she is mouting this chair…

She’s horny, young and an out of control church girl, and really bouncing on her boss’ dick is all she knows, thanks to the execs at Disney.

I’m sure this shit is totally harmless, but figure you can probably still rub one out to it, cuz you like useless rich sluts with fucked up faces who like male attention even if you don’t have a fuckin’ chance….

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