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Archive for the Bike Ride Category

2010

29

Mar

Miley Cyrus and her Bikini Top Take a Bike Ride of the Day

I guess posting this many pictures of a 17 year old on her bike would be considered creepy…but way less creepy than my friend who rides his bike on the bike path all summer looking for hot young pussy to follow…not to creep them out…or touch them or anything…but to watch where they lock their bikes up when they go to get ice cream…or to a store…so that he can sniff the fucking street…so compared to him…posting pictures of Miley Cyrus while she’s still a mature and responsible money making 17 year old seems totally fucking wholesome…you see there are some girls who at 17 act like they are 10 and you don’t really want to jerk off to their pictures cuz it’s wrong but then there are other 17 year olds who are just 10 months away from being legal who make you think “what’s 10 months, she’s can’t possibly change that much in that period of time”, making this shit so not wrong at all…not to mention she’s not even hot, her face is fucking wonky, she’s already been fucked more times than some strippers you’ve had lap dances from and she is going to crash and burn, they all do, so you will be seeing her naked in the next decade…that’s a guarantee…wait and see…apparently it’s also a poem…

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Posted in:Bike Ride|Bikini Top|Miley Cyrus

2009

12

Mar

Jessica Alba Rides Her Bike in Paris of the Day

Jessica Alba went on a romantic bike ride in Paris, you know since it is the city of love, alone. I hear she followed this up with a bottle of wine, some harsh cigarettes, because she’s cliche and alone, because Cash Warren took advantage of the opportunity to get the fuck away from her and stay back home to watch the baby, you know the one she trapped him into suckin’ up his unhappiness and doin’ the right thing by taking her back after he was so close the the escape he could almost taste the groupie whore pussy spread and dripping for him…before getting roped back in.

Posted in:Bike Ride|Jessica Alba|Paris