Jessica Alba showed up her middle aged titty sweat, soaking through her double sports bra….

I don’t know what the deal is with the double sports bra, they’ll pretend it’s a style thing, but clearly it’s to hold up her dumpy mom tits….

That’s not to say that Alba doesn’t have implants, it’s just to say that if she does they need extra support to look like they are still bolted on.

She documented her fitness, her workout, her training because why do it if you don’t film it for the fans. If you don’t film it and post it, it never happened or it is a wasted opportunity for monetization.

She has a fit old lady body, there’s thigh gap, which means she’s more fun than the old fat ladies who are trying to trick you into thinking they are hot.

Her pussy definition is not visible, which makes me think she’s got an adult diaper on because she’s old. They try to make them in sexier styles for the blown out menopauses…maybe that titty sweat is just her piss from one of her yoga moves or stretches. We will never know.

I have never worked the old folks home fitness program, but I’m sure it smells like a lot of shit and piss….so ALBA probably does too.

There’s no internet SMELL A VISION….

Sure, Alba has had a ridiculous amount of cock in her over the years, she was married but was apparently a cheater who christened each new young star to enter the industry as a right of passage….

But with that she understands the power of being hot, fit, or looking her best.

Sure, she’s a fucking rotting out dinosaur, but she’s looking as good as she can, which is better than a lot of these lazy cunts out there.

So we can celebrate that…it is Jessica Alba….after ALLLLLLLL…and if you need to borrow any sperm from this sperm depository, she’s got plenty caked onto her insides, but she’ll likely charge interest…she’s a BUSINESS woman….SEE.

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Jessica Alba is a retired billionaire.

She was one of the first celebrities to sell her soul to a direct to consumer brand and it paid off for her.

She pretended to be the CEO, which I am sure was easy for her, since the actual brains behind the operation were other people with experience. Her job was to look pretty, to push product to her fans, to stay fit and to give her input on products and ideas that were presented to her so that she felt involved…

There were likely other people who made more money than Alba did off the Honest Company….but it worked out well for her since her acting career was pretty shit.

Anyway, she is now retired, divorced, pushing 50 years old and making the most of her life by fucking a 30 year old dude who’s just stoked to be fucking Alba, despite her menopause.

Her body is tight enough for an old lady, so she’s in bikinis, having all the fun she can because the kids are with their dad.

Divorce makes for fucked up kids, but it gives middle aged moms new opportunity to be sluts in ways they dreamt about during their marriage but couldn’t pull off because they were changing diapers, or in Alba’s case, she did pull it off cuz she had people changing diapers for her, but she couldn’t be as public about it cuz she had an illusion of perfect life to maintain for HONEST.

Anyway, she had a bunch of other dinosaurs on the yacht with her…and they also wore bikinis.

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Jessica Alba isn’t the only recently divorced woman who works out getting her fuck on with a much younger man that makes her feel like she’s not last week’s kitchen garbage. You know, forgotten by most because she was owned and operated by another man….

Well, one man’s garbage is another man’s gold….at least that’s what my friend with the used Kleenex fetish tells me every time I see him digging through the trash for snotty paper to jerk off to..

Jessica Alba is that snotty paper….but in a bikini and a billionaire celebrity everyone jerked off to, so not as gross, even with the herpes she is rumored to have…

Old and hard faced but also hard enough bodied, which is probably a better way to face the world as an old pile of shit. Hold onto the dream.

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I’m not going to post pictures of Alba’s 30 year old boyfriend who is from some shitty Marvel Movies, because I don’t want to upset her super loser super fans that like to pretend that the divorcee is waiting for their dicks. I’m sensitive to your sadness…

I am more interested in old lady ass in a thong bikini which no matter how many yoga, pilates and matcha lattes ozempic a bitch has, is still pushing 50….this girl’s pushing 50,

Even though I into age appropriate outfits….which in Alba’s case should be a snowsuit…

I was never a believer in the Jessica Alba hype, but she is hotter than this generation’s hot chicks, which isn’t saying much. since this generation’s hot chicks all have dicks…it’s inclusive to put mental freaks on women hormones to see what happens…

Her divorce was finalized recently, maybe even today and this is the celebration….not so much for Danny Ramirez, her actor boyfriend.

It reminds me a meme I was sent by Hairdresser Stefan, my only friend….which read “What’s your favorite leftovers”……the answer “Single Moms”….

To which I said, more like LAST WEEK’s KITCHEN GARBAGE, because she’s someone else’s rotting trash that you’re trying to rub all over your dick…

SICK FUCKS.

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Jessica Alba’s looking like an old battered woman in an abusive relationship…

She cosplayed being hispanic celebrity by participating in a cameo in the Bad Bunny’s hispanic themed Super Bowel half time show, which focused on the plight of the Puerto Rican born with an American passport, making it so hard to make it in America, despite being an American….making them hate ICE, despite having the passport already…it’s some weird politically charged gayness…

For those who don’t know, Alba identifies as a Mexican American immigrant who ICE wants to remove, despite being born in the USA….

She did a DNA test on TV where she found out that she was:

~72.7% European

~22.5% East Asian & Native American (primarily Indigenous Mexican ancestry)

~2.0% Sub-Saharan African

~0.3% Middle Eastern/North African

Her entire identity as an actress was being a Mexican, or LATINA, so she triple downed on it….when she should have gone with the plight of the Native American having their land stolen by the colonialists, I don’t know if she has enough of that DNA to get tax concessions or part of the profits of the Native Casinos….but at least it would be more honest than her latina shit…

Sure, you can be a European Mexican, like you can be a White Caribbean…but I’d assume identifying as a Latina or as a Black person doesn’t really work when you’re WHITE….

Anyway, she virtue signalled and bullshitted while her face looked rougher than the tranny Bezos married….

ROUGH….because all things die….

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Jessica Alba is basically a billionaire. She’s one of the first celebrities of her generation to really dive into social media to create a consumer brand that goes up against the old time legacy brands, using her celebrity to push it.

Celebrity brands are obviously nothing new, it’s arguably the only interesting thing about celebrities to brands, they push serious fucking product to the retards who are obsessed with them….but at the time Alba was doing her own version of a Kardashian, leaning into the retard fans being very bored and active on social media, waiting like sitting ducks ready to be sold shit they don’t need, before all the other celebrities moved in on the trend.

Her Honest company, despite being flagged as Dishonest kept her making stupid money, so that as a mom in her 50s, she can retire in luxury, focusing on fitness, which she never really strayed from thanks to her vanity and understanding that her value really lies in her looks, and her validation really comes when she gets cummed in as she lies in various positions as her Husband, now Ex Husband who was the brains of the operation sits in the CUCK chair…

I’ve heard stories!

Anyway, she’s in Mexico, on Vacation while not being a Mexican, despite pretending she was.

She is in a bikini, old, a mom, blown out, but the body looks alright still and since we don’t evolve as people, might as well look at old hot celebrities like they are new hot celebs, since it was more interesting back then.

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I was talking to a friend, not that I have friends, about how a gay dude probably invented BOTOX, since all these women who get it look like monster tranny drag queens coming to fuck us up the ass…

They scare me….but when I look at their old lady cleavage, all loose skinned and granny-like, it feels nostalgic, like the breast of my own granny comforting me through a cold…

I do think Cleavage is not that exciting to the new generation of perverts who are desensitized and love porn….

I also think cleavage is exciting to me, because I am old….

Make cleavage great again or some shit…

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This is hotter that signing up for hot yoga, just to experience the moms in yoga pants in provocative poses farting..

There was a time when YOGA moms mattered, before Pilates or other more extreme fitness took over.

Alba, who is old as shit, has been so mainstream and popular that the amount of sperm that has been expelled to pictures of her could fill multiple olympic sized swimming pools.

Which is fucking disgusting, but it’s a volume game and she’s been doing this subtle whoring on an extreme level for a long time.

I asked CHATGPT, because I use AI for real advancements in business protocol, money making and success….

It would take 833,333,333 ejaculations to fill one swimming pull.

It sounds like a lot of people, but we’ll assume at least 10 million people have jerked off to her at least 83 times,….and It’s actually probably a lot higher than that….

Even she’s only filled one Olympic sized pool with semen….still impressive, but disgusting….

Here she is doing fitness related perversions…

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Jessica Alba may be a 50 year old billionaire with a bunch of kids that blew out her pussy, but long before the kids, the pussy was already blown out from all the cock. You don’t get famous by not stretching out your pussy into a PERMANENT GAPE…it’s a fetish.

I’ve heard she has fucked every celebrity that has come up through her marriage, the husband was just a super fan who let her, like a basic cuck who knew she was top level and elevated him, while making him tons of money.

Could be rumors, but the whole young hollywood sperm filling up granny could be why she still looks fit….I mean that, AI, AR, Filters….lies, botox…etc…LIES…

But I’ll still watch her do fitness..

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