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2024

02

Dec

Fake Mexican Jessica Alba in a Bikini of the Day

Jessica Alba is still on her luxurious vacation in Mexico, which she will tell you is the motherland, because she has pretended to be Mexican for her entire career, at least when it was advantageous to have an ethnicity to prop you up in the non-white era of white people sucking and variations of browns deserving their time to shine.

The truth is that Mexico is a big country and you can be white, European, Arab and African and still be a Mexican….

But for the sake of Alba, she was playing it up as an ethnic label, to give her cred and an identity as a Latina to mooch off and exploit while tapping into that market as their hero.

Her DNA test proved she was 0 percent ethnic Mexican, which means she’s a fraud, an appropriator….but also an ACTOR, so that’s how acting goes I guess…

Anyway, she wore a bikini and despite being 50 she’s still holding up, whatever her ethnicity is, her dot com billion dollar budget allows for her to age better than trailer trash crack whores…even though her old lady stomach looks like it had a dozen or more kids…it’s not as offensive as the Walmart checkout line she probably sells her products at….so there’s that…

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2024

29

Nov

Jessica Alba in a Bikini of the Day

Alba for Harris shockingly doesn’t have a visible cock in her bikini like most Harris Supporters…

That’s not to say that Alba’s vagina isn’t PENIS-LIKE from all the hard use it’s had before, after and during all her pregnancies.

I’ve been told by REPUTABLE people that she fucks around on her husband with other celebrities….because that’s what a whore does.

She’s in Mexico, despite not having any Mexican native DNA, but she commits to the LATINA hustle, despite not having any LATINA DNA, which other people call APPROPRIATION.

So she’s headed to PVR to commit to her lie…as these idiots do.

She’s an industry puppet turned billionaire with one of the first direct to consumer brands on the internet, and she’s ALBA, so she matters because even if she’s annoying, a whore and a fraud, old and weathered, a mom…she’s still worth jerking off to, even in spite.

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2024

01

Aug

Jessica Alba Scratches her Derek Jeter Herpes of the Day

Jessica Alba is a dot com billionaire who was at one time seen as the hottest actress in Hollywood who never got naked.

It was a pre-social media ear where everyone needs to get naked to even get noticed, soon they’ll be teaching high schools and colleges naked to keep people engaged in the content, otherwise they’ll just scroll their feed for other nakeds.

So in this era before OnlyFans, not seeing a girl naked made her 10 times easier to jerk off to, and when she’d drop some bikini pics, the people would freak out and not leave the house for days fapping to the shit….

What a weird concept, the less whorish they are, the hotter they become….but that’s not to say Alba wasn’t getting naked behind the scenes…or that she wasn’t getting her fuck on all the time. Actors aren’t very busy people.

It’s just to say that we never got to see it and one of the herpes cock she put in her was Derek Jeters, giving her that super elite strain of herpes back when having herpes was a status symbol in some circles, while still being some vile gift that keeps on giving in the crackwhore community…

So now that Alba is older, retired, still a whore who doesn’t get naked, she’s out on some luxury trip in her bikini, body still fit despite being old because she’s got nothing better to do…and she’s scratching that herpes pussy for the paparazzi…salt water makes it sting.

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2024

29

Jul

Jessica Alba in her Bikini of the Day

Jessica Alba is in Mykonos. We’re unsure if she’s partaking in the favorite pastime of the Mykonos locals…anal sex…but she is showing off her ass in a bikini.

She’s currently in her 40s, so the paparazzi pics of the tech billionaire and once marketed as the the hottest of celebrities doesn’t quite hit the same way that it once did….but it still hits alright considering…

The ass is fatter, rounder, the thighs are thicker, she’s more experienced and the herpes virus she’s had pumping through her soul for as long as she has had it has evolved and mutated into more than just the FLIRT variant….

SO MUCH EXCITEMENT….

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2024

26

Jul

Jessica Alba’s Retarded Bikini TikTok Dance of the Day

Jessica Alba is retired and retarded, rich and bored, in a mid-life crisis, trying to secure the hotness the world once believed she had…and she’s doing it by learning the trending TikTok Dance for the trending Charli XCX song….apparently a dance all the retards of the internet are mindlessly doing…

She’s also posted some political bullshit, where she thanked Joe Biden for his service or some shit and she wasn’t being comedic about it….she genuinely liked all he had to say while not saying anything as he mumbled along….She also said that Kamala is her ride or die and they will make history together, hopefully in the form of a cackling sex tape….you know when they’re locking up all the black people in California for bullshit laws that Kim Kardashian is probably trying to reform…these idiots.

SHE TURNED OFF THE COMMENTS on those two politically charged posts…because I am sure she got trolled hard for being a fucking retard….

Why do these rich whores have to ruin everything with their libtard bullshit…it’s almost like they are bought and have no idea what they are saying.

To prove she’s a retard, she stripped down into a bikini to do a retard dance and left the comments on this time because the bikini dance from the hot retard chick is diversion from the pushing politics on her fans….

I’m ok with that, even if she’s old, out of touch and menopausal..

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2024

02

Jul

Jessica Alba’s Fat Mom Ass is Not on Ozempic of the Day

In a world where all these 40 to 50 year old celebrities are fighting the rot as hard as they can, not realizing that the rot is not something you can really prevent, it’s nature you fucking idiots.

They get the fillers and look like the clown strippers, or take the Ozempic and look like a less fat clown, but still a clown…and they dress and think they are 20 because they buy into and commit to the instagram filters….while still being fucking clowns…

Dot com billionaire Jessica Alba may have the benefit of healthy living and half Mexicanism to slow down the rot, but it’s still a rot…and she probably has all the botox and fillers that make these woman look like stripper clowns too, it’s just less obvious when you’re looking at her fat mom ass is looking fat…

Sure it’s menopausal…and potentially not that fit, but when squeezed into tight pants, I appreciate it. If anything, this is the kind of thing I seek when I leave the house on my TIGHT PANT hunts that require very little work since bitches of all ages wear the tight pants, even VERY fucking old ladies…even if they shouldn’t…

Here’s ALBA’s FAT ASS in TIGHT PANTS…and the older I get, the more I appreciate a fat ass on a not so fat girl….but I still hate a fat ass on a fat girl..

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2024

16

May

Jessica Alba Bikinis of the Day

Jessica Alba recently turned 43 and she still looks pretty good for a mom at 43 but I am also a pervert who thinks anything that isn’t fat with a set of tits looks good because I have no standards….

She recently stepped down as CEO of her brand that’s made her a dot com billionaire, first to the direct to consumer influencer run brand that she’s now retired from…

So she can do things like produce content in her bikini to get that male attention she used to get before she had to be a serious CEO type…

Back to being the hot chick, just old as shit now, the way nature intended for her before she went off course to become a billionaire.

It’s nice to see her strip down into a bikini for old times even if she’s an old timer…because a half naked Alba is the only Alba we need.

As a side note, I once knew an LA scenester dude who told me she’s a real whore who cheats on her husband and fucks all the important cocks in Hollywood even after she stopped the whole acting thing for the CEO thing…which makes her bikini content all the sluttier…

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2024

09

Apr

Jessica Alba’s Bikini from a Week Ago of the Day

Jessica Alba was in a bikini and I didn’t post it because I had no idea thanks to not giving a fuck about Jessica Alba in her old age.

She was in Hawaii last week, because she’s rich as fuck thanks to doing the whole direct to consumer internet brand built on her celebrity earlier than most.

She just stepped down as CEO of her brand about 5 minutes ago because why bother working when you’ve got this fucking rich off an internet brand.

Her internet brand is publicly traded and worth 356 million dollars, with sales of 90 million per year and a net income of 1 million, which is probably creative accounting, so that 90 million dollars with 89 million dollars of expenses, only pays 200k in taxes…schemers…yeah, I’m not a fucking accountant but I googled it.

She was one of the hottest of the celebrities to jerk off to in her prime, she still looks alright with a bunch of kids shat out of her and the whole being in her 40s, but at least she’s not fat….

Now that she’s unemployed, maybe the old slag will put some more time into her stripping down for social media the way nature intended before some enterprising business guys got into her ear and showed her how much more she could be thanks to the power of digital marketing direct to consumer…

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2023

08

Aug

Jessica Alba Cleavage of the Day

Jessica Alba was definitely an overhyped whore in her 20s, back when she played the hottest actress in Hollywood, never getting naked or really even half naked, unless it was on the beach for the paparazzi…..the good old days, where the shameless whoring happened behind closed doors and occasionally for the paparazzi, before the world turned into a bunch of self producing smut distributors, taking the selfie cam fucking seriously, and taking ownership on their whore content without having to rely on the paparazzi to monetize off them, why let that immigrant in LA with a camera make money off their backs in exchange for publicity, when they can just monetize off themselves…

Anyway, Alba clearly understood the whole act of whoring herself, she was one of the first celebs to do the direct to consumer internet brand, not the first celeb to do direct to consumer products, but direct to consumer internet brands where she pretending to be CEO and not CHIEF EXTERNAL ORIFICE from having a few too many kids, actual CEO or some other vanity title to give the illusion that she was actually actively involved in her brand, besides just pushing the product on us like she used to push her tits on the execs who gave her acting work.

The point of the story is she’s got tits, I guess she’s selling lip gloss, and she’s doing it with those tits out, all seductive for an old weathered broad because that’s what WHORING is….

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2023

13

Apr

Jessica Alba Bikini of the Day

Jessica Alba is hanging with some Xena Warrior Princess, or CHYNA from the WWE, RIP DICK CLIT, looking bitch on the rocks.

You have to wonder if this is a tactic to make her look skinny and fit as her friend’s front leg cellulite ….not that the friend is all that bad, she’s just a lot bigger in swimsuit bottoms than the sluttier, racier ALBA, who you know believes all the hype she’s had as the hot chick, her bank account proves it….

The first to Direct to Consumer celebrity brands besides all the old hags on QVC matters and so do her mom in a bikini pics….even though she’s old, probably run through a filter, I’m good with it.

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