Jessica Alba is pretty fucking old but she’s preserved herself pretty well because she had nothing better to do.

Sure, she’ll pretend she was raising kids and running a billion dollar business, but we know how much actual work she put into those things.

Since selling her company or stepping down as a figurative CEO, she also didn’t have to stay contractually married to the guy behind the curtain, her wizard of Oz, Cash Warren who orchestrated this whole thing while being her fanboy…

She has been rumored to be an insatiable whore in Hollywood, who fucks all the new talent that comes through, despite being married.

We can’t confirm those rumors because I don’t live in Hollywood and these aren’t my people. I’ve just heard she’s a cheater or in an open marriage that she opened because she likes opening her legs to feel something…even after all the kids…

Sh is now having sex with a younger guy, some STELLA GOT HER GROVE BACK moment in 50 year old women in menopause needing new young fresh cock….to keep her witch-hole as youthful as possible, despite all the pockmarks and scars….by ABSORBING his life force and feeling like she’s not a wretched old granny ass…

Anyway, they were in Miami in bikini…getting fuck on in ocean…arrest these perverts….

He looks gay, maximizing the marketing efforts, she seems to be playing it up for the hired paparazzi….all a show…and she wore a skirt in the water instead of being asshole out….BUMMER….only not BUM ENOUGH…

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The funny thing about these celebrity women who are trying to game the whole aging process. You know, they are trying to cosplay being young and hot even though they are in their 50s, and we all know what 50 year olds are supposed to look like when they aren’t fucking liars, is that they will all end up looking like the same tranny whore….

Their high maintenance procedures they use to lie to the people and pretend they are still hot is pretty fucking basic and the same procedures all the transgender confused dudes use to become hot chicks or their version of hot chicks…which is parody hot chick….or muppet porn bitch..

I don’t care that the mom and philandering home wrecking whore is in her bikini like she was still 25….she’s not fat, her menopause doesn’t smell all that bad…

It’s just fun to watch the gradual transition that will look like a gender reassignment surgery….slowly and slowly more muppet tranny the older she gets…

Here’s billionaire Alba and her scheming…

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Jessica Alba is still on her luxurious vacation in Mexico, which she will tell you is the motherland, because she has pretended to be Mexican for her entire career, at least when it was advantageous to have an ethnicity to prop you up in the non-white era of white people sucking and variations of browns deserving their time to shine.

The truth is that Mexico is a big country and you can be white, European, Arab and African and still be a Mexican….

But for the sake of Alba, she was playing it up as an ethnic label, to give her cred and an identity as a Latina to mooch off and exploit while tapping into that market as their hero.

Her DNA test proved she was 0 percent ethnic Mexican, which means she’s a fraud, an appropriator….but also an ACTOR, so that’s how acting goes I guess…

Anyway, she wore a bikini and despite being 50 she’s still holding up, whatever her ethnicity is, her dot com billion dollar budget allows for her to age better than trailer trash crack whores…even though her old lady stomach looks like it had a dozen or more kids…it’s not as offensive as the Walmart checkout line she probably sells her products at….so there’s that…

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Alba for Harris shockingly doesn’t have a visible cock in her bikini like most Harris Supporters…

That’s not to say that Alba’s vagina isn’t PENIS-LIKE from all the hard use it’s had before, after and during all her pregnancies.

I’ve been told by REPUTABLE people that she fucks around on her husband with other celebrities….because that’s what a whore does.

She’s in Mexico, despite not having any Mexican native DNA, but she commits to the LATINA hustle, despite not having any LATINA DNA, which other people call APPROPRIATION.

So she’s headed to PVR to commit to her lie…as these idiots do.

She’s an industry puppet turned billionaire with one of the first direct to consumer brands on the internet, and she’s ALBA, so she matters because even if she’s annoying, a whore and a fraud, old and weathered, a mom…she’s still worth jerking off to, even in spite.

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Jessica Alba is a dot com billionaire who was at one time seen as the hottest actress in Hollywood who never got naked.

It was a pre-social media ear where everyone needs to get naked to even get noticed, soon they’ll be teaching high schools and colleges naked to keep people engaged in the content, otherwise they’ll just scroll their feed for other nakeds.

So in this era before OnlyFans, not seeing a girl naked made her 10 times easier to jerk off to, and when she’d drop some bikini pics, the people would freak out and not leave the house for days fapping to the shit….

What a weird concept, the less whorish they are, the hotter they become….but that’s not to say Alba wasn’t getting naked behind the scenes…or that she wasn’t getting her fuck on all the time. Actors aren’t very busy people.

It’s just to say that we never got to see it and one of the herpes cock she put in her was Derek Jeters, giving her that super elite strain of herpes back when having herpes was a status symbol in some circles, while still being some vile gift that keeps on giving in the crackwhore community…

So now that Alba is older, retired, still a whore who doesn’t get naked, she’s out on some luxury trip in her bikini, body still fit despite being old because she’s got nothing better to do…and she’s scratching that herpes pussy for the paparazzi…salt water makes it sting.

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Jessica Alba is in Mykonos. We’re unsure if she’s partaking in the favorite pastime of the Mykonos locals…anal sex…but she is showing off her ass in a bikini.

She’s currently in her 40s, so the paparazzi pics of the tech billionaire and once marketed as the the hottest of celebrities doesn’t quite hit the same way that it once did….but it still hits alright considering…

The ass is fatter, rounder, the thighs are thicker, she’s more experienced and the herpes virus she’s had pumping through her soul for as long as she has had it has evolved and mutated into more than just the FLIRT variant….

SO MUCH EXCITEMENT….

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Jessica Alba is retired and retarded, rich and bored, in a mid-life crisis, trying to secure the hotness the world once believed she had…and she’s doing it by learning the trending TikTok Dance for the trending Charli XCX song….apparently a dance all the retards of the internet are mindlessly doing…

She’s also posted some political bullshit, where she thanked Joe Biden for his service or some shit and she wasn’t being comedic about it….she genuinely liked all he had to say while not saying anything as he mumbled along….She also said that Kamala is her ride or die and they will make history together, hopefully in the form of a cackling sex tape….you know when they’re locking up all the black people in California for bullshit laws that Kim Kardashian is probably trying to reform…these idiots.

SHE TURNED OFF THE COMMENTS on those two politically charged posts…because I am sure she got trolled hard for being a fucking retard….

Why do these rich whores have to ruin everything with their libtard bullshit…it’s almost like they are bought and have no idea what they are saying.

To prove she’s a retard, she stripped down into a bikini to do a retard dance and left the comments on this time because the bikini dance from the hot retard chick is diversion from the pushing politics on her fans….

I’m ok with that, even if she’s old, out of touch and menopausal..

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In a world where all these 40 to 50 year old celebrities are fighting the rot as hard as they can, not realizing that the rot is not something you can really prevent, it’s nature you fucking idiots.

They get the fillers and look like the clown strippers, or take the Ozempic and look like a less fat clown, but still a clown…and they dress and think they are 20 because they buy into and commit to the instagram filters….while still being fucking clowns…

Dot com billionaire Jessica Alba may have the benefit of healthy living and half Mexicanism to slow down the rot, but it’s still a rot…and she probably has all the botox and fillers that make these woman look like stripper clowns too, it’s just less obvious when you’re looking at her fat mom ass is looking fat…

Sure it’s menopausal…and potentially not that fit, but when squeezed into tight pants, I appreciate it. If anything, this is the kind of thing I seek when I leave the house on my TIGHT PANT hunts that require very little work since bitches of all ages wear the tight pants, even VERY fucking old ladies…even if they shouldn’t…

Here’s ALBA’s FAT ASS in TIGHT PANTS…and the older I get, the more I appreciate a fat ass on a not so fat girl….but I still hate a fat ass on a fat girl..

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Jessica Alba recently turned 43 and she still looks pretty good for a mom at 43 but I am also a pervert who thinks anything that isn’t fat with a set of tits looks good because I have no standards….

She recently stepped down as CEO of her brand that’s made her a dot com billionaire, first to the direct to consumer influencer run brand that she’s now retired from…

So she can do things like produce content in her bikini to get that male attention she used to get before she had to be a serious CEO type…

Back to being the hot chick, just old as shit now, the way nature intended for her before she went off course to become a billionaire.

It’s nice to see her strip down into a bikini for old times even if she’s an old timer…because a half naked Alba is the only Alba we need.

As a side note, I once knew an LA scenester dude who told me she’s a real whore who cheats on her husband and fucks all the important cocks in Hollywood even after she stopped the whole acting thing for the CEO thing…which makes her bikini content all the sluttier…

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