Jessica Alba is a dot com billionaire who was at one time seen as the hottest actress in Hollywood who never got naked.

It was a pre-social media ear where everyone needs to get naked to even get noticed, soon they’ll be teaching high schools and colleges naked to keep people engaged in the content, otherwise they’ll just scroll their feed for other nakeds.

So in this era before OnlyFans, not seeing a girl naked made her 10 times easier to jerk off to, and when she’d drop some bikini pics, the people would freak out and not leave the house for days fapping to the shit….

What a weird concept, the less whorish they are, the hotter they become….but that’s not to say Alba wasn’t getting naked behind the scenes…or that she wasn’t getting her fuck on all the time. Actors aren’t very busy people.

It’s just to say that we never got to see it and one of the herpes cock she put in her was Derek Jeters, giving her that super elite strain of herpes back when having herpes was a status symbol in some circles, while still being some vile gift that keeps on giving in the crackwhore community…

So now that Alba is older, retired, still a whore who doesn’t get naked, she’s out on some luxury trip in her bikini, body still fit despite being old because she’s got nothing better to do…and she’s scratching that herpes pussy for the paparazzi…salt water makes it sting.

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Jessica Alba is in Mykonos. We’re unsure if she’s partaking in the favorite pastime of the Mykonos locals…anal sex…but she is showing off her ass in a bikini.

She’s currently in her 40s, so the paparazzi pics of the tech billionaire and once marketed as the the hottest of celebrities doesn’t quite hit the same way that it once did….but it still hits alright considering…

The ass is fatter, rounder, the thighs are thicker, she’s more experienced and the herpes virus she’s had pumping through her soul for as long as she has had it has evolved and mutated into more than just the FLIRT variant….

SO MUCH EXCITEMENT….

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Jessica Alba is retired and retarded, rich and bored, in a mid-life crisis, trying to secure the hotness the world once believed she had…and she’s doing it by learning the trending TikTok Dance for the trending Charli XCX song….apparently a dance all the retards of the internet are mindlessly doing…

She’s also posted some political bullshit, where she thanked Joe Biden for his service or some shit and she wasn’t being comedic about it….she genuinely liked all he had to say while not saying anything as he mumbled along….She also said that Kamala is her ride or die and they will make history together, hopefully in the form of a cackling sex tape….you know when they’re locking up all the black people in California for bullshit laws that Kim Kardashian is probably trying to reform…these idiots.

SHE TURNED OFF THE COMMENTS on those two politically charged posts…because I am sure she got trolled hard for being a fucking retard….

Why do these rich whores have to ruin everything with their libtard bullshit…it’s almost like they are bought and have no idea what they are saying.

To prove she’s a retard, she stripped down into a bikini to do a retard dance and left the comments on this time because the bikini dance from the hot retard chick is diversion from the pushing politics on her fans….

I’m ok with that, even if she’s old, out of touch and menopausal..

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In a world where all these 40 to 50 year old celebrities are fighting the rot as hard as they can, not realizing that the rot is not something you can really prevent, it’s nature you fucking idiots.

They get the fillers and look like the clown strippers, or take the Ozempic and look like a less fat clown, but still a clown…and they dress and think they are 20 because they buy into and commit to the instagram filters….while still being fucking clowns…

Dot com billionaire Jessica Alba may have the benefit of healthy living and half Mexicanism to slow down the rot, but it’s still a rot…and she probably has all the botox and fillers that make these woman look like stripper clowns too, it’s just less obvious when you’re looking at her fat mom ass is looking fat…

Sure it’s menopausal…and potentially not that fit, but when squeezed into tight pants, I appreciate it. If anything, this is the kind of thing I seek when I leave the house on my TIGHT PANT hunts that require very little work since bitches of all ages wear the tight pants, even VERY fucking old ladies…even if they shouldn’t…

Here’s ALBA’s FAT ASS in TIGHT PANTS…and the older I get, the more I appreciate a fat ass on a not so fat girl….but I still hate a fat ass on a fat girl..

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Jessica Alba recently turned 43 and she still looks pretty good for a mom at 43 but I am also a pervert who thinks anything that isn’t fat with a set of tits looks good because I have no standards….

She recently stepped down as CEO of her brand that’s made her a dot com billionaire, first to the direct to consumer influencer run brand that she’s now retired from…

So she can do things like produce content in her bikini to get that male attention she used to get before she had to be a serious CEO type…

Back to being the hot chick, just old as shit now, the way nature intended for her before she went off course to become a billionaire.

It’s nice to see her strip down into a bikini for old times even if she’s an old timer…because a half naked Alba is the only Alba we need.

As a side note, I once knew an LA scenester dude who told me she’s a real whore who cheats on her husband and fucks all the important cocks in Hollywood even after she stopped the whole acting thing for the CEO thing…which makes her bikini content all the sluttier…

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Jessica Alba was in a bikini and I didn’t post it because I had no idea thanks to not giving a fuck about Jessica Alba in her old age.

She was in Hawaii last week, because she’s rich as fuck thanks to doing the whole direct to consumer internet brand built on her celebrity earlier than most.

She just stepped down as CEO of her brand about 5 minutes ago because why bother working when you’ve got this fucking rich off an internet brand.

Her internet brand is publicly traded and worth 356 million dollars, with sales of 90 million per year and a net income of 1 million, which is probably creative accounting, so that 90 million dollars with 89 million dollars of expenses, only pays 200k in taxes…schemers…yeah, I’m not a fucking accountant but I googled it.

She was one of the hottest of the celebrities to jerk off to in her prime, she still looks alright with a bunch of kids shat out of her and the whole being in her 40s, but at least she’s not fat….

Now that she’s unemployed, maybe the old slag will put some more time into her stripping down for social media the way nature intended before some enterprising business guys got into her ear and showed her how much more she could be thanks to the power of digital marketing direct to consumer…

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Jessica Alba was definitely an overhyped whore in her 20s, back when she played the hottest actress in Hollywood, never getting naked or really even half naked, unless it was on the beach for the paparazzi…..the good old days, where the shameless whoring happened behind closed doors and occasionally for the paparazzi, before the world turned into a bunch of self producing smut distributors, taking the selfie cam fucking seriously, and taking ownership on their whore content without having to rely on the paparazzi to monetize off them, why let that immigrant in LA with a camera make money off their backs in exchange for publicity, when they can just monetize off themselves…

Anyway, Alba clearly understood the whole act of whoring herself, she was one of the first celebs to do the direct to consumer internet brand, not the first celeb to do direct to consumer products, but direct to consumer internet brands where she pretending to be CEO and not CHIEF EXTERNAL ORIFICE from having a few too many kids, actual CEO or some other vanity title to give the illusion that she was actually actively involved in her brand, besides just pushing the product on us like she used to push her tits on the execs who gave her acting work.

The point of the story is she’s got tits, I guess she’s selling lip gloss, and she’s doing it with those tits out, all seductive for an old weathered broad because that’s what WHORING is….

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