Jessica Alba has been on the aggressive hustle to promote herself – because she’s taking her bullshit company of a few years public, which means a big pay day for her, and as long as she gets the attention of the people to divert from the shitty products she’s selling that are apparently misleading and a lie like pretty much everything being sold, including but not limited to Jessica ALba the mom of moms…and I guess the best way to say “look at me”..is wearing a high slit – revealing dress you can imagine having a basic instinct moment – where she proves that mom’s can bounce back from that kind of baby making nonsense – especially when the baby making is primarily to help trap a man / build an empire selling product to clueless new moms who figure Jessica Alba knows a thing or two about housekeeping or running a household and family – because she’s Mexican..and that’s what we do…even though she’s been rich and famous forever and has Mexicans who do that for her….

Here she is braless…

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Jessica Alba is so over exposed, over inflated, over hyped, over rated, over.

But she’s still hot and more importantly, instead of ruining herself with booze and drugs like all the other babes of generation, she just ruined herself with kids, but was able to take advantage of her Latina elastic skin to bounce back, but more importantly, take advantage of the entire situation from trapping her boyfriend / now husband with the pregnancy to leveraging it to become a massive, bullshit, but massive brand of “organic” products for moms…something she’s diverting from being bullshit – by doing media – and shoots like this – showing off her hot mom body – but looking like every other uneventful shoot she’s done….

Still, Alba in a bathing suit for an old timer like me – matters. I like th crawling around in the sand picture. What a whore.

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Jessica Alba is in a Movie called DEAR ELEANOR – I guess she still works as an actor…in this scene she’s jacking a hula hoop up her ass in a short skirt. It is a story of two girls on a 1962 Road Trip looking for Eleanor Roosevelt during the Cuban Missile Crisis, directed by “E” from Entourage Kevin and it is actually a great fucking look for Jessica Alba family girl and scammer/ business woman..

She’s about to take her HONEST brand that in and of itself is a red flag, not because of the lawsuits and stories about how their claims are false but because everyone knows when someone says “trust me” or “honestly”…they are full of shit..

But what isn’t full of shit is a hula hoop up her ass…one far better than the weirdo hippie fat chicks I see doing hula hoop dances in the park every weekend…with a “question mark”…

I guess what I am saying is after two kids, she’s still great, and I’d let her shit on my face just to see her asshole stretched out…I am into whatever is going on here..

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Jessica Alba is trying to go PUBLIC and not just with her body in pics, rocking hard nipples on her mom implants, but with her company, and what better way to do that than to slut out in the paparazzi so that people talk about how great she is or how hot she still is leading them to buy more of her shitty lie of a product….assuming her body is a measure of how good they are for you…when really it’s just a sign of how little she actually works for them, she just goes to the office because there is an on site gym…

I like her more and more the older she gets, which is rare…I usually throw out expired milk…but I guess it occasionally turns into cheese..not that Alba has ever been anything but cheese….cheese I want to stick my dick in bro…

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Jessica Alba about to go public and not in the way you’d probably like her to go public, you know with sex on video for all you weird Alba fans to masturbate to, despite her being a mom of two, something that usually makes vagina’s something you don’t really want to watch have sex, unless you’re me, and into seeing everyone have sex…

She’s about to go public with her company she pretends to have a big part of, but that she’s just a logo for, it helps sell overrated product to moms who remember when Alba was the hottest half Mexican before letting a half black guy ejaculate in her….something that I guess worked out well for him, because they are about to be billionaires…not that they weren’t already rich enough, living the permanent vacation life, because let’s face it…some people are just better than others…something the Albas are well aware of.

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I don’t know much about the financial markets, anytime I’ve ever tried to invest, even if it was 20 dollars, I’ve ended up losing 3000 dollars, so I just assume it’s some complicated structured, barely legal, grey area system that maintains rich people being rich with the illusion that other people can get rich if they invest.

When a company goes public, it’s the big cash out, where the owners still retain ownership, but they give out 35% to a bunch of assholes who overvalue the shit, making the owners richer than they already are…

Alba used her mom blog appeal, her celebrity, right time, right place by partnering up with some dot com people who previously got billions of dollars allowing them in the same room as Alba in the first place…to be the figurehead or brand logo…of a company where they figured they’d recreate their first success…and that is where HONEST a company of organic mom products that aren’t even organic or sustainable happened, allowing Alba to feel like she’s more than just tits in movies no one cared about, and that she can be tits that push product for a brand she owns too. Give her a title like President or CEO and boom, she’sll promote harder…

That’s not to say ALba is an idiot, just a dumb mexican, not a great business person…it’s just to say that her tits are what get her noticed, they are why people care and whether she used them right, or to become a billionaire, she still used them and is still using them…because this is how you stay in the news, making your IPO when you go public far more lucrative cash grab…

So here they are doing what is called a PUMP and DUMP…but not in a good street hooker, fuck her and kill her and dispose her way…but in inflating brand equity to cash out hard…and I approve of slut behavior at all levels of the corporate ladder.

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Jessica Alba is a mom of two, I’m surprised her spandex pants are the only thing her vagina is eating, you’d assume it’d be filled with all kind of other shit, from kids toys, to past lovers, to wads of Cash (her husbands name is Cash and they make Cash), possibly little kids she’s walked past at the park, maybe some HONEST products and an old Sandwich…

I guess what I am saying is that this pussy can’t be tight…but she’s still billionaire ALBA who has won at life..

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Jessica Alba may brand herself as “honest”, but the truth is she doesn’t brand herself anything, she’s got a team of people who have been running the show, and who have given her the right advice along the way so that she never got naked and ended up in porn where she probably at her core would have ended up, but luckily people needed the hot girl with average talent in average movies people would see, back when people went to movies…only to leverage that celebrity – after trapping her man with kids – into a productline for moms that pretends to be “healthy” or “organic”..or “all natural”…but arent…

Kinda like Jessica Alba….

Now she posted her feet on snapchat, because she knows the freaks and creeps are out there…she feeds into them…in a way where she pretends she isn’t, you know a little “here’s some jerk off material”…with more of a wink than actual words…

I’m onto you billionare Jessica Alba…..

Bonus – here’s some Jessica Alba Tit Sweat…

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Here are some more pics of Jessica Alba and her husband on Spring Break pretending to be middle aged, hot, fit and in love….

They like to pretend they are still in the marriage on a romantic level, when really it’s just a business deal that has worked out great for both of them, and if they were to ever get that divorce, it will be long after the brand “Honest” goes public, because we all know what they are doing on all levels is a fucking lie…

I guess her getting knocked up to trap him worked out great for him down the line, now that they will become billionaires, I can assure you that they do not share a bedroom, but when the paparazzi come out they act like a bunch of newly weds…living the married dream that anyone married knows is actually a fucking nightmare…

Meaning, they are just doing this to continue their money grubbing, business dealings, and everything about her, except her hot mom ass, is a fucking lie…even the products she sells…a lie I want to fuck…

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There comes a time (30) in every woman’s life where she turns 30…and it is all down hill from there…that’s probably why they all start having kids at that age, because even without the kids, they start to get sloppy, their stomachs start to bloat and expand, maybe to make them feel like they aren’t prime pussy anymore so that they breed, or to warm men that they aren’t prime pussy or that fertile anymore so the risk of knocking them up after unprotected sex after meeting them at an N Sync reunion concert are lower, but they’re probably the age where they’d flip the condom out and fuck themselves with the cum trying to get pregnant even if you were protected, not that anyone is protected, all in efforts to put the body to use before it implodes, or I guess explodes…from the screaming uterus…and hormones producing fat cells..

So, Alba, who is over 30, realizes this, and has the odds against her being all Mexican and shit, which if you know Mexicans, and I don’t because I am Mexican in Canada, but I went to a Mexican resort once, they all end up neckless and sloppy…and not just from eating too many corn tortillas…but because of that mean 30…

What I am saying is this girl goes to the gym everyday all day, and still has a gut hanging over her bikini shorts, while on Vacation from her rough job of being on Vacation for a lie of a brand called HONEST she’s honorary CEO of, because it makes her feel smart and makes the brand people have something to promote with..

All this to say…old, sloppy, mom or not..I mean those stretch marked tits look like a fucking burn victim, but I still wonder if she ever takes it up the ass, cuz girl looks pregnant again.

Jesus – I just took a closer look at her shattered tits…what the fuck..

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