I’ve heard all kinds of stories about how horny Jessica Alba is….which makes sense…despite never being naked in her shit movies…but then there’s the whole being knocked up a bunch of times…which one could argue is a woman’s plight, being a mom isn’t slutty..but it could be because she was so banged out she couldn’t get another abortion…or maybe it was because she’s just so horny and wanted to see what the real meaning off all that sex that normally left her empty but that got her a career was all about..or maybe…she just wanted to see what a huge object going out of her instead of into her was like…

EITHER way, it’s been pretty lucrative for her, that vagina of hers and even this mom thing has done her well..and she still out there being fit, hot, despite being old…..posting crotch shot videos in what I like to think is an invitation….like “hey I’m in NYC – FILL ME”…so if you are a pro athlete like Derek Jeter with all his herpes….her favorite..reach out…

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This is porn to someone…

Someone with a Mexican celebrity from the 90s who was cast as the hot chick in everything she did – before making a bunch of babies to lock a dude in – but managed to maintain being hot – before turning into a billionaire but attaching herself to some brand that’s worth billions – despite being dog shit…

Kinda like her acting skills…dog shit…

Because life works out for people who are hot..

LOOK AT THAT MOM BODY GOOOOOOOOOO

Makes me want to breast feed…

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These are some weird pics of Alba…from a real creeper angle…I love it…because Jessica Alba is amazing, from garbage actor – to garbage brand ambassador – to billionaire…it just proves that if you have a good team and look good, anything is possible in a world where no one has standards, or taste, or expectations, and all are just lazy people who buy into simplistic marketing, so that they can be like everyone else….it’s worse now than ever…but Alba, despite being a mom of 5 kids, is better than ever…despite being old…and I’d say it’s due to the elasticity in her Mexican skin, but if you’ve been to Mexico, you’d know most moms of 5 are 300 pounds of pure corn tortilla..tortilla that she doesn’t eat.

But the fact is that having kids is supposed to be suicide, the end of a bitch, the day she throws in her vagina, and really Alba may have a mangled vagina, but her career exists, she’s still hot enough to jerk off to, and that defies science and everything I know…and I can’t make sense of it, so I just stare at it…since no one cares about whether I can make sense of anything or not…I’m just that irrelevant..

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I had a conversation recently about Jessica Alba, not because I care about Jessica Alba, I mean I respect her Mexican elasticity in her skin allowing her to bounce back after birthing a few times, and I respect that she’s not haggard despite her vagina possibly telling a different story….but because people think I have some insight on why her organic, that isn’t even organic, honest, but not that honest company – is worth a billion dollars, and why she was a figurehead that people embraced, since her celebrity was always flimsy, her movies all fucking garbage, and her vibe always just the “hot girl”….and I don’t have the answers, it happened, blame the internet, or her executive team that was rich, funded, hired the best staff to make it happen, and I don’t care if she’s worth 100s of millions of dollars, she was rich to begin with and more zeros won’t do much more than feed her ego…and ultimately – none of this matters, life is just a distraction before death, as we wait to die, some people think a line of e-commerce products is how we should spend our time, others think slowly killing yourself through drugs and alcohol is how we should spend that time, but either way – same outcome – so I choose doing the lazy, and I have a feeling so does ALba, she just has people around her doing the work for her, a Mexican with Mexicans…living the life…

Anyway, years ago she was in a bikini on all fours, I’m too lazy to find those pics, and here she is a mom in a one piece…not on all fours, but showing off the product of being on all fours while homies busts nut in her….and it looks better than it should…I mean I guess when you have all that free time letting people run your business for you…you can go to the gym, I mean she’s a celebrity from when it mattered, you can’t expect her to hustle much for anything but trying to look good….

I like her mini cameltoe…and ass….she is good…

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Here’s an advertorial that they’ll spin as in Editorial…because it features a Hollywood star, who can’t act, but looks good and movies need a hot chick to help carry the story in all the shit movies ALba has been in….

Sure she is a star, she’s famous, but she’s never actually done anything good, but as so many accomplished women can tell you, if you’re hot – you don’t need to do anything good – people will pay attention…

So whether this was paid for by Jessica Alba….and her HONEST BEAUTY COLLECTION or it’s just a trade because Shape Magazine is garbage and needs all the help it can get…doesn’t matter…what matters is that old lady, mom Alba, looks good enough photoshopped, but like a Kardashian..she’s fucking shameless cashing in..

We live in a world where selling crap is all people like doing…it’s so fucking weird…and if you’re going to sell anything it should be her pussy…but I guess she’s already done that…that’s how we know who she is – and why she’s got a billion dollar brand under her…

I don’t see how anyone could get excited by this…

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I saw these Jessica Alba pictures yesterday and thought nothing of them. I thought “hard nipples on a mom”…I see that shit everyday. I just assume it is from all the lecherous parasites that ravaged their vaginas chewing on their goddamn nipples over the course of 4 years that just makes them more engorged and inflamed and scarred up and numb…erotic….

But there was a time I used to think hard nipples were everything – because they were everything – it was an era where girls didn’t show much skin and t-shirt in gym class thanks to cheap cotton bras and bouncing around in the fall weather would give the 15 year old me something to cum to…

So I guess what I am saying this magical Friday is that hard nipples are timeless, they bridge the gap of generations, they apply to young and old, sick and healthy, dead or alive…well maybe not dead, I don’t necrophilia, even one could argue the birth of a woman’s first child is her death…but some go getters, like Alba, power through.

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Jessica Alba paid Allure to run a feature on her Honest Beauty products that are making her a ton of fucking money, but will make her a ton more fucking money when they finally go public and she can cash the fuck out…which is what she’s into, proven by every move she’s made in her career, from marrying a dude named Cash…to cash grabbing her entire existence…

Well, she’s a mom of 2 or 3 kids, she’s full of shit with her happy marriage and probably sleeps in separate rooms than her husband – on some Mariah Carey shit – but they are pulling a great lie, a great scam, it’s working – and she gets to pretend to work – which for a Mexican who has never worked is a big deal..she’s got an office and she takes meetings – when not at the gym maintainging this body – or filming her next movie…

The fact is…she looks good….

Here are screenshots….

Here are screenshots from her upcoming shitty movie…

Her ass is great…like the girl in leggings I followed for three blocks this morning…but way older…how did this happen…

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Jessica Alba is still hot. I like her pineapple outfit, it’s pretty appropriate, maybe even cultural appropriation seeing as she’s in Hawaii, the land where pineapple farmers came into to kick the Queen out of rule and implement their own government, so that they could run pineapples around the world in canned juice, canned rings, and eventually with the advent of AIR travel, just full on fresh pineapple….I’m talking to you DOLE….

A culture destroyed for the fucking pineapple…that this Mexican migrant farmer, the hot as fuck celebrity / business woman / billionaire version of a migrant farmer….is proudly wearing on her outfit like a typical mainland American visiting their tropical South Pacific state…

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Jessica Alba and her billion dollar tits…can teach us a very valuable lesson. The first is that the elasticity of Mexican skin makes a bitch age nicely when she’s rich and famous and can work out everyday, so unlike TRUMP’s approach to Mexicans, America should be skinning them and making masks out of them to look more youthful, or you could do like Jessica Alba’s husband and just fuck one and breed her…either way, she looks good for her age and number of babies….but then again she’s hollywood and not typical poor mexican who gains 60 lbs per litter..

The other lesson she can teach us is that even when you don’t have talent as an actor, if you’re hot, just go for it, they will always need a hot chick to play the hot chick that they will promote as the hot chick to make money off the hot chick….giving hope to all the instagram girls who want this level of fame…or stamp of approval…to be the next ALBA….

The last lesson she can teach us is that if you have that fame and audience from being a hot chick from movies, you can build a billion dollar brand based on bullshit – awesome – way better than working the Mexican restaurant making tortillas…

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