Jessica Alba posted this bikini picture on her snapchat…because she’s an executive who runs a billion dollar company….and figure she might as well go tits first for her fans that aren’t mom’s buying fake organic product, but rather dudes who still jerk off to her from when she was a big, uncelebrated but well paid movie star…where she played the hot girl…because despite being a Mexican…she was a hot girl…and I guess still is, 2 kids in, doing anything she can to get in the media, even low level titty flashes, because i guess it’s good for business..and sells more stupid product in what is crunch time for all businesses..especially ones heavily dependant on this bitch’s celebrity….a celebrity they just had to give 20% and a title to so that she felt like a real business woman in those meetings, while we all know the business is obviously carried by other people…because ALba’s too busy doing yoga, being a mom, and posting tit pics.

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All to sell bullshit “organic” product….by doing this press tour…to remind you that she exists…looks like she’s reading a script to make you like her better than you already do…because she’s taking this shit public…and she needs all the support she can as the above average looking girl who was cast as the hot girl in low quality movies….that she never got naked in…because unlike Miley, she understood, the less you show…the more we want..

The most interesting revelation in this is that she was a child prostitute for clown fetishists….because at 11…she was hired to be a clown….for 20 dollars…because that’s life of a Mexican…

Boring – Here are the pics…

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Jessica Alba gave a pretty solid upskirt…that unfortunately wasn’t very solid at all…because there were no stains…there were no holes…they didn’t look filthy…or like they smelled strong enough for me to shove in my mouth as I jerk off…the panties weren’t sheer…there was no exposed clit or lip..we couldn’t determine whether her vagina was an inny or an outty…that I assume is mangled…thanks to the kids…but I guess the bigger tragedy in Jessica Alba’s costume, is Jessica Alba…she’s so played out…

I guess another tragedy is how shitty this costume is, she’s running a billion dollar company, she could spend 10k on a costume, you know with her movie make-up colleagues from the shit movies she was in…and do something mind blowing…but instead she does this lazy shit..unacceptable…she has a team…a fucking team…

Not to mention, that her underwear is actually just white workout shorts, which as a concept is hot because after an hour of sweating…you see everything vagina…something I love…all covered in filth that smell strong enough for me to shove in my mouth as I jerk off…but that in this case…are a protective short, in case she flashes her panties to the world, she’ll be covered up…something conservative girls have always done when they want to be slutty…the same girl who wears a long shirt with leggings so you can’t see her ass..even if it’s a good ass…it’s just fucking frustrating for those of us who love pussy upskirt flashes…lame as fuck…

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When Jessica Alba isn’t being a mom of two, or a wife to the guy she anchored with a baby, but not like an anchor baby to get citizenship, like the mexican that she is…but more a grappling hook that she jabbed in his back after he was done fucking her and her crazy celebrity needy demanding antics….forcing him to be a good guy….a good guy who figured if he has to put up with her nonsense, he might as well make money off it…so he threw her into a tech start-up product line…”Pretend to be natural and organic, people will love it”….even if it’s made in sweatshops or factories that make other garbage that kills people slowly with cancer….”it makes a good story and people will buy”….and buy they did…making the brand a billion dollar brand….all while allowing Alba, to pay CEO…I mean when she’s not on set doing shoots to promote brands that aren’t hers for money…or media to keep promoting the brand she’ll become a billionaire with…as they are getting ready to go public they need a Media TOur…

And she’s thinking “Oh fun, this is just like when we toured for HONEY, that went so well”….

I guess what I’m saying is that she’s still hot, but I still hate her, and not just because she’s a Mexican like my mother was and I have mom issues, but because there’s just something about her that makes me wonder why her husband hasn’t Chris Browned her yet…

Here are pics from some shitty magazine that produce shitty pictures…over and over again with different bitches in front of the colorful backdrop…it makes it easier to photoshop them…

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This is less of a cameltoe and more of a pussy definition as it is squeezed into tight pants….

Something that I am humiliated I even know the difference of…

It’s like I’ve slowly morphed into the pathetic loser who hides behind a computer jerking off to this shit, when my intention in 2004 when I started, was to just make fun of all you celebrity fans and celebrities…and now I’ve become the guy at parties who knows who Miley fucks, and who Bella Thorne is, and what Jessica Alba’s hustle is…

It’s like I’ve polluted myself with nonsense I never cared about…

But I guess I’ve always cared about cameltoe and pussy definiton, I remember being in high school and this lunch monitor would always have the most insane cameltoe, it was a solid three to four fingers deep, which made sense, because she had 5 kids…and lived in a trailer park….back then we called int frontal wedgie and I’d eat my sandwich gagging all while rocking a boner staring at it as each lip moved independent of the other….

Memories…

That said, I hate defending Jessica Alba or the lies she perpetuates, but I’ll defend her vagina in this cameltoe situation because as a mom of two kids, you’d expect a way more intense pussy eating pants cameltoe…

Memories…

HEre’s ALBA walking in a dress CLICK HERE

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Jimmy Fallon Spat on Jessica Alba…

Which was probably the highlight of her bit on his show…where they just plug the fuck out of her company, over and over, that I assume she barely works at…

All while wearing fuck me boots, showing off her mom legs…looking hot enough…as Fallon laughs at his own jokes…

This is part of what’s wrong with America…a huge part of what’s wrong with America…

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Jessica Alba is a fucking robot…

A robot in her acting, that needs a software update to be believable in any of her two dimensional roles, but a robot none the less….

And she’s set to “Make Money. Make Money”…mode..

Because everything she does or promotes is some commercial endorsement bullshit…from this, to the coconut water on her vag, to whatever else I’ve posted on her recently…it’s just ridiculous…but still one of the hottest bodies with two kids…so maybe we should be throwing money at her, instead of all these other dumpier bitches…

I’m superficial like that…at least when talking about famous overpaid pieces of shit stains on society….

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Jessica Alba is a whore…she’s out there aggressively making as much money as she possibly can, this time with Braun, because make the money when you can, and if people are interested enough to throw money at her…why the fuck not take the money thrown at her…on top of the money her company makes her…it’s the American dream and she’s a Mexican…cash the fuck in…stack that shit up…

If she’s in this kind of outfit, I support her whoring…I think there’s something magical about her being a mom of two and still looking like this…I mean…I know young girls who don’t even look this good, sure they are into partying and drugs and don’t spend their days being a product that sells products so the motivation isn’t there…but if you were to compare ALba to any Mexican with 2 kids..who isn’t used as a product…you’d see just how magical whatever is going on here actually is…

The amazing thing in all this is that this is Jessica ALba, one of the worst actresses ever, leveraging that shitty career…and crushing it…so fucked…

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Jessica Alba is the fake CEO or president or whatever of some massive billion dollar company called Honest, that she is slated to make 200 million dollars from when it goes public, which doesn’t include all the money she’s made up until this point, or any of the other ventures she has put money into that are less publicized, or really any of the money that Honest has paid her as a salary to show up everyday and pretend to work…

So what I’m saying is that Jessica ALba is already richer than God, but not quite as rich as Zuckerberg or the other dot com billionaires, however…she’s still peddling bullshit products as ad campaigns that make her look like a cheap, desperate instagram model…whether it is for coconut water or her Husband’s sock company, the whole this is ghetto bullshit, nor matter how much money she makes off it, she’s already got a ton of fucking money…

She can’t be doing this for money…but then what is she doing it for…

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I think we should boycot Jessica Alba and her greedy money grubbing…so unfollow her now…thanks..

Now you can all laugh at my zero impact approach to life as I haven’t won one person over to actually take a stance with me…

I’d be a terrible cult leader, but ALba…that bitch is good…

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I don’t mean to milk these Jessica Alba in a bikini pics like they matter…but I just can’t help myself. I guess I”m like an internet hoarder who should realize that if you’re actually an Alba fan you’ve already seen all these pics, especially since I posted some of them yesterday, like they mattered, even though they don’t, but I guess they do….

But I figure if Alba is milking them, I should play alone, we as a collective haven’t made her a massive success or anything, we might as well keep it up so she really maximizes everything….more than she already has…

You see, her business is going public, she’ll walk away with over 200 million dollars, and she can go back to her true love, no not being a mom, being the now middle aged girl, dudes who wanted to fuck her when they were in high school still want to fuck…and she’ll produce content for that because when you have all the money in the world, what else is there to do…just ask Beyonce…

That said, there’s something highly erotic about staring at her ass in a bikini while she plays dead, like a drowned victim in the grotto…maybe this will become a new instagram trend called “floating”…for people like me to jerk off to…fantasies of throwing my wife overboard in international waters on a cruise…

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