Jessica Alba wore what looks like a sheer when wet bikini top for her instagram…because Jessica Alba still wants you to think she matters, is still hot, because her start-up, that is really no longer a start-up, rely on her being the trophy wife and mother to sell their product, but more importantly, you know when she steps down with all her money when they sell to some big corporation she pretends to be fighting in her organic war on chemicals in products, and she has all the money in the world, her ego is going to force her to go back to acting, this time on a quest to get that Academy Award, because financially she won’t need to rely on that career, and can go back to the original art of acting she fell in love with while studying it at the conservatory…and by conservatory I mean doing the shitty fucking movies that don’t matter…

ALl this to say, she’ll be naked in those movies, we just have to wait it out another 4 years.

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Jessica Alba, who is worth 200 million dollars because she goes to her office everyday to oversee the actual management team who are worth 800 million thanks to letting Jessica Alba think she’s hard working CEO…

She’s proof that if you’re pretty you can make it in anything and it doesn’t require talent or education…Just smile and show your pretty face and people will cast you as the hot girl and overpay you….and execs will say “we really like your business skills, that MBA you got from an IVY League, oh wait you’re a high school drop out, ok, just look pretty and we’ll make you lots of money”….

She’s living the American Dream, despite being half Mexican…what Trump hates…She’s got famous, the number one dream of Americans…and Now she’s a figurehead of a huge corporation….#Merica #USA.

She’s also doing Yoga…

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Jessica Alba is a billionaire, or the figurehead of a billion dollar company..that she has 20 percent of and that is worth a billion dollars in part due to her celebrity endorsement…

You would think she’d have a personal photographer, or assistant who can take a fucking picture, because this YOGA party she went to, probably for publicity reasons, looks like it was shot on a Motorolla Razr, the first phone I got nude pics from a phone back in 2006….before everyone had a sex tape production team in their pocket…when nudes were special…

Either way, she’s in a sports bra…

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Jessica ALba is a bit of a scam, but is she really a scam, when she’s just allowed the public to think she’s this budding entrepreneur for a company worth 1 billion dollars that uses her star power to market themselves, while being run by a strong team…it’s like rich and successful people say “hey, we like you, let’s use you because you’re a huge star and we’ll give you 20% and you can have creative control, just promote this shit for us for free, brands pay millions for this, let’s just give you equity and make hundreds of millions”…to which she says “well, I was thinking of doing that Honey sequel because my acting career was all a lie, let’s make my business careeer a lie, and I’ll take on the good jobs that come in, like other movies because that’s my passion guys, and ZICO who paid me stupid money to pose with a bottle in the most obvious low level ay…but at least she’s got cleavage…because cleavage makes it all ok..

Totally uninteresting but this is what ZICO wasts us doing..

Here is some Alba in a sports bra…

A photo posted by Jessica Alba (@jessicaalba) on Jun 8, 2015 at 3:13pm PDT

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A video posted by Jessica Alba (@jessicaalba) on May 21, 2015 at 6:27am PDT

Jessica Alba was a hardly talented, but hot, actress who never got naked but who people fucking loved, probably not because she’s a Mexican, since no one likes Mexicans…who trapped her boyfriend at the time, who had just dumped her, Cash Warren, by getting pregnant and forcing him to do the right thing and be a dad to the kids…which worked out nicely for him, because he linked her up with some tech geniuses who were able to build a brand off of her, and all she had to do was promote it…

Sure, part of the marketing campaign was that she worked 86 hours a week and built it from the ground up, but I have people who know people, who know people, and apparently, she was definitely present at the office, but she never really handled anything, or made any decisions..

It was just a spokes modeling contract that worked in this dot com tech wild west where anyone can become a billionaire…with the right team and 20% equity in something…

I am not saying she doesn’t deserve to be worth 200 million dollars, at least she took her celebrity and followed the american capitalist dream to make stupid fucking money…like she was Ashton Kutcher…

I am just saying, who the fuck cares…the real discussions should be “where are her tits!!”…billioare or not..I want to see her tits…because I’m old..and remember when she actually mattered…

I’m not impressed by any of this, it doesn’t matter to me..or really to any of you….great, you’re a fucking evil billion dollar corporation that manipulated idiots into her lie…now where are the tits?

She was already rich and living the rich life…before this…not to mention, why isn’t the Brian Lee…the founder of LegalZoom and ShoeDazzle, who runs the fucking company….oh probably worth more than Alba’s 200 million take….why isn’t he on the cover? Oh right, because that would fuck up the marketing campaign that involves Alba being the face…now where are the tits?

All this to say, this is more interesting than Kim Kardashian’s second pregnancy, unless her second pregnancy ends with complications that leave her dead….

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