Mom of two…Jessica Alba is in SHAPE…a magazine that once featured Oprah for being in Shape..those jokers..she’s a billionaire now, probably one of the hottest bodied billionaires…who reminds us that if your hot enough you can bullshit being an actor…talentless actor…because they all are…and leverage the fuck out of that…to become this…but more importantly, SHAPE will feature anyone…even if they aren’t in SHAPE thanks to aggressive photoshop…not that this mom of two body really needs it…because she’s pretty fucking amazing at least to look at…for a Mexican.

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Based on the movie Honey alone, it is safe to say that Jessica Alba is realy lucky that she is hot, so that she can be thrown into movies as the Hot girl, without having to rely on actually acting…not that acting is really a thing, but there are just some people who are so fucking bad at it..that their pretty smile (read pussy) goes a long way…

Not that any of that matters anymore, she’s managed to launch a billion dollar brand with a team of experts who like the directors and producers of every movie she’s been in, as well as her clever husband, used her tits to make it happen…

Well, here she is showing you her old tactics while grinding up on James Cameron, because I guess she has dreams of being in Avatar 2 trhough 40….and she likes the smell of his billion dollars…all while looking like a Kardashian….

And what it comes down to is that if you look close enough, under her arm, you’ll see tit..

I know…we are pathetic, but at least we are in this together…

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Even though her tramp stamp, that I think is a “bow”…like her ass is a present, is still a fucking tramp stamp, despite me loving tramp stamps, they date her…

I have to agree with her trashy, rich, Mexican ass for doing this to herself, permanently marking her daddy issues, and confience..because that ass is a present – the kind I would want to venture into for a anal and vaginal easter egg hunt…you know fill this fertile bitch up, and go at it wrist deep, which wont be an issue thanks to the two kids she had for marketing her organic baby food brand….the same reason she still pretends to be married…

Either way, they are on vacation, from the whole billionaire life…and bikinis were worn…and I liked it…even though I think ALba is the worst…

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I know these pics are from a few days ago, but I figure starring at a Jessica Alba mom of two in her 30s ass, is worth everyone’s time, because even if it’s sloppy as fuck looking, all juicy and worth a billion dollars, it is still pretty fucking impressive…that it is a mom of two in her 30s, even if she only has one real task in life and that is to pretend she’s in a good marriage to market her brand to make sure it stays woth a billion dollars…I mean that and keeping a hot ass cuz no one likes fat people…

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Jessica Alba and her fraud of a marriage are on some Caribbean luxury vacation with some idiot troll who deserves to be a cocktail waitress, but who fucked a talent before he got famous, named Chrissy Teigen..

She’s got a great body, but the most interesting thing about her is how she’s the richest D-List actress in the world, a barely talented half Mexican babe from the 90s, who now is the figurehead of some billion dollar business…all she had to do was look pretty, play nice mom, and pretend to be happily married…and I guess it worked, America loved it and loves her, and I just love these weirdo poses, even though I don’t love the company that she keeps…or the bikini she keeps on…but she’s still Jessica Alba and I guess that counts for something…

I mean…she looks fucking awesome for a 30 year old mom of 2, I know mexican moms and they don’t look anything like this..

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I am amazed every time I see a mom and I don’t want to throw the fuck up.

You know, normally I look at moms and think, some shit has gone through their pussies, not to mention, that has destroyed their pussies, and really all of their bodies, not to mention that shit is some serious fucking baggage, and unless she’s got a drug addiction and the state has taken the kid from her, it’s always going to be an annoying topic of conversation if you were to ever get involved with her…

But with Jessica Alba, I want to sniff those panties, eat that afterbirth, fucking rub that mom pussy on my face until it squirts out another fucking baby…or whatever…anything…she’s tight as fuck…even if her pussy is not…

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