I had a conversation recently about Jessica Alba, not because I care about Jessica Alba, I mean I respect her Mexican elasticity in her skin allowing her to bounce back after birthing a few times, and I respect that she’s not haggard despite her vagina possibly telling a different story….but because people think I have some insight on why her organic, that isn’t even organic, honest, but not that honest company – is worth a billion dollars, and why she was a figurehead that people embraced, since her celebrity was always flimsy, her movies all fucking garbage, and her vibe always just the “hot girl”….and I don’t have the answers, it happened, blame the internet, or her executive team that was rich, funded, hired the best staff to make it happen, and I don’t care if she’s worth 100s of millions of dollars, she was rich to begin with and more zeros won’t do much more than feed her ego…and ultimately – none of this matters, life is just a distraction before death, as we wait to die, some people think a line of e-commerce products is how we should spend our time, others think slowly killing yourself through drugs and alcohol is how we should spend that time, but either way – same outcome – so I choose doing the lazy, and I have a feeling so does ALba, she just has people around her doing the work for her, a Mexican with Mexicans…living the life…

Anyway, years ago she was in a bikini on all fours, I’m too lazy to find those pics, and here she is a mom in a one piece…not on all fours, but showing off the product of being on all fours while homies busts nut in her….and it looks better than it should…I mean I guess when you have all that free time letting people run your business for you…you can go to the gym, I mean she’s a celebrity from when it mattered, you can’t expect her to hustle much for anything but trying to look good….

I like her mini cameltoe…and ass….she is good…

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