Jessica Alba was in a bikini and I didn’t post it because I had no idea thanks to not giving a fuck about Jessica Alba in her old age.

She was in Hawaii last week, because she’s rich as fuck thanks to doing the whole direct to consumer internet brand built on her celebrity earlier than most.

She just stepped down as CEO of her brand about 5 minutes ago because why bother working when you’ve got this fucking rich off an internet brand.

Her internet brand is publicly traded and worth 356 million dollars, with sales of 90 million per year and a net income of 1 million, which is probably creative accounting, so that 90 million dollars with 89 million dollars of expenses, only pays 200k in taxes…schemers…yeah, I’m not a fucking accountant but I googled it.

She was one of the hottest of the celebrities to jerk off to in her prime, she still looks alright with a bunch of kids shat out of her and the whole being in her 40s, but at least she’s not fat….

Now that she’s unemployed, maybe the old slag will put some more time into her stripping down for social media the way nature intended before some enterprising business guys got into her ear and showed her how much more she could be thanks to the power of digital marketing direct to consumer…

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