Jessica Alba is retired and retarded, rich and bored, in a mid-life crisis, trying to secure the hotness the world once believed she had…and she’s doing it by learning the trending TikTok Dance for the trending Charli XCX song….apparently a dance all the retards of the internet are mindlessly doing…

She’s also posted some political bullshit, where she thanked Joe Biden for his service or some shit and she wasn’t being comedic about it….she genuinely liked all he had to say while not saying anything as he mumbled along….She also said that Kamala is her ride or die and they will make history together, hopefully in the form of a cackling sex tape….you know when they’re locking up all the black people in California for bullshit laws that Kim Kardashian is probably trying to reform…these idiots.

SHE TURNED OFF THE COMMENTS on those two politically charged posts…because I am sure she got trolled hard for being a fucking retard….

Why do these rich whores have to ruin everything with their libtard bullshit…it’s almost like they are bought and have no idea what they are saying.

To prove she’s a retard, she stripped down into a bikini to do a retard dance and left the comments on this time because the bikini dance from the hot retard chick is diversion from the pushing politics on her fans….

I’m ok with that, even if she’s old, out of touch and menopausal..

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